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Frank Lampard is going to get Everton relegated
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 20:31 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 12:42 |
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ozmunkeh posted:I don’t think it’s worth overreacting to any of this. Probably the most sensible thing to do would be to disband the club, void all fraudulent honours, level the stadium and replace it with a low cost housing development. No need to go nuts.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 03:31 |
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the one thing uniting us in these trying international times is that everyone everywhere hates manchester city
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 14:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 16:23 |
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pik_d posted:Yeah it's hard to quantify any direct impact it'll have on the players during the game but Pep has been getting questions about it in the press interview. Sometimes the press does get to the players though. That's why good managers will always try and deflect pressure away from them. I feel like there's a difference between this and a manager deflecting pressure by blaming the ref instead of saying "yeah we lost because my players are all poo poo"
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 17:46 |
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We're workshopping the chants now, it's come down to a choice between "Ooooooh, underage players were allegedly pressured to sign contracts with Manchester City through monetary payments, in violation of the rules, and you know you are" and "Olé, olé olé olé, club sponsors in Abu Dhabi are suspected of having provided only a portion of their payments to the club themselves, with the majority apparently coming from Sheikh Mansour himself, olé."
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 18:23 |
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Jurgen Klopp, in the dressing room at halftime: all right lads, keep it up, great work so far, love the energy in the pressing. And remember what we're playing for - Roberto Mancini, who is currently the trainer for the Italian national team but spent the years from 2009 to 2013 as the trainer for ManCity, is thought to have received a significant portion of his compensation secretly by way of a fictitious consultancy contract.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 19:25 |
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When pundits say someone is young they mean "I have never heard of this person before."
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 13:54 |
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jesus WEP posted:burnley are proper hosed now lol. hope dyche gets a decent job somewhere, he’s a good lad imo yeah, he did a good job keeping Burnley up as long as he did and frankly I don't see how another manager is going to help them. Not sure sacking a longstanding manager who built the club in their own image ever leads to such a drastic immediate improvements in results that it could keep a club up with eight games to play
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 13:37 |
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2013-14 was a bad one, I remember being top of the table at Christmas and all the headlines about how every team that had been top of the table at Christmas went on to win the league and then we immediately lost two games back to back which was pretty much peak boom bust for me lol
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 14:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCq0asRPJM
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 15:05 |
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that's awful
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 22:13 |
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the sex ghost posted:Manchester the city of bald frauds this, this!!!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 13:37 |
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:Erik ten Hairs lol
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 14:51 |
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after their first defeat it'll be "He should be tried in the Hag"
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2022 13:54 |
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Dunno anything about his personal life but they'll do a photo shoot of a wife/girlfriend and title it "Erik's 10 WAG"
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2022 14:56 |
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Rangnick's apparently said Pogba's probably done for the season which means those 10 minutes against Liverpool were probably his last in a United kit.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2022 17:41 |
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Dear New Manager, I'm afraid they're all poo poo. Kind regards – and good luck! Ralf.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2022 15:27 |
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Maybe if Pickford is playing in the Championship he'll finally stop starting for England
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2022 22:28 |
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the sex ghost posted:critical richarlison theory lol *frank lampard serious face* no but seriously though Gordon was diving if a Liverpool player so much as came within six feet of him yesterday so I don't blame either the ref or the VAR for looking at that, saying "there's not much in it" and telling him to get on with play
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 13:49 |
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also theoretically VAR is supposed to be to correct clear and obvious errors by the live ref and for once it actually worked the way it was supposed to in giving the benefit of the doubt to the ref's initial decision instead of poring over pixels for ten minutes to decide if this time there was actually a tiny bit of contact when the player went flying after feeling the slightest breeze
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 14:20 |
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Eric Cantonese posted:I think they had hit a horrific patch of form so fans were right to be concerned about relegation. As soon as Der Spiegel reported that Usmanov was subject to Russian sanctions the players' morale collapsed
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 16:44 |
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greazeball posted:What makes you think Newcastle won't go completely off the rails? This will be their first summer transfer window and you know their fans will want a big signing to show the ownership's commitment. Rice may not be flashy enough for them, I guess. Do you think they'll be raiding PSG, Bayern and Juve for cast-offs or will they try to hijack somebody's Big Summer Signing? Mbappe to Newcastle
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 13:42 |
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NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:https://twitter.com/MinoRaiola/status/1519657935193923584?t=jRgH67MYeEuhQcke1hFsmQ&s=19 Tweeting through his own death, truly a legend
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 13:50 |
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Excellent news, he's the best manager we've had in my lifetime and I hope he stays forever
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2022 14:59 |
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Consulting for Man U over Zoom while getting some sun on the slopes of the Alps in the Outback, living the dream
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 15:20 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Look... lmao
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 17:45 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:Ralf owns, getting seven, maybe eight figures out of United for six months of going "not my fault, everything was hosed when I got here" not my fault, everything was hosed when I got here, in the future consider signing players like Haaland, okay see ya later
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 21:41 |
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RIP Mino, the Directors of Football of the world are breathing a sigh of relief today
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2022 15:27 |
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Crazy Ted posted:He disrupted the flow of coin to the money changers and died twice. Sound familiar?
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# ¿ May 1, 2022 14:09 |
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bewbies posted:leveraged buyouts are such a bizarre concept yeah it rules You tell a bank "I want you to buy Manchester United for me, and in return I will pay you back the entire value of Manchester United plus interest. As collateral, I offer to sell Manchester United if necessary to pay you back." Then they give you the money, the current owner gets paid the actual value of the club so they don't care whether it's cash you had lying around or a loan you secured through this byzantine system, and then you suck out all the profits from Manchester United to pay off the loan you took to buy the club in the first place The trick is not knowing how the system works, the trick is already being rich and connected enough that the bank is willing to give you the money
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# ¿ May 6, 2022 22:08 |
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welp
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 15:43 |
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Where's Der Spiegel when you need them?
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 16:47 |
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nawilo_420 posted:https://twitter.com/ilkayguendogan/status/1385293404100235272?s=21&t=T-Fj42rw-5bSeIP-eB2cQw He's right, the new CL format is bad
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 17:49 |
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Total Meatlove posted:He’s gonna look like Gandalf in front of the hobbits The Fellowship of Erling
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 21:40 |
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Quit India Movement leader Mahatma Gandhi wants his struggling country to take inspiration from the likes of Jesse Marsch, Sam Allardyce, and Tony Pulis in their attempt to achieve independence from the British Empire.
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# ¿ May 11, 2022 00:32 |
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Pep is a **** fraud
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# ¿ May 12, 2022 14:21 |
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the sex ghost posted:It's been a rough Maypril but just one more round of fixtures and we can all look forward to the world cup next month 😎 this hurts, but watching the last few rounds of games I've been almost glad that the World Cup is delayed because a lot of players look completely exhausted and it's probably good for them to get a summer off
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# ¿ May 20, 2022 14:30 |
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Origi is leaving to join Milan when his contract expires this summer Not a done deal yet but he seems certain to leave, Klopp's already eulogizing him.
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# ¿ May 20, 2022 15:29 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 12:42 |
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lol lets do it
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# ¿ May 22, 2022 14:53 |