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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Tempted to bet my house on the Bengals straight nuking the Ravens

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ches Neckbeard posted:

I'm no doctor but I am a guy on the internet so I'm at least as qualified as Joe Rogan to say that's a pretty bad sign right there

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1701459656047034379?s=20

Man... that just really sucks for both Aaron and the Jets.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I’m anticipating an all-time Rich Eisen soliloquy today

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Same old Jets lose that game.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Kalli posted:

Alternate thread titles:

The Twin Towers are Tails
We just lost to some elves
Get that weight up little boy

"You Gotta Be loving making GBS threads Me" because thats what 10 million people who watched that game all said at once

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The Jets should trade a 4th for Russell Wilson

Yes. Yes they should.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Just imagining tearing your Achilles in Toy Story vision

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1701369903683440684

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Theismann Story

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

https://twitter.com/EliteTua/status/1701338373766438927

i think Elite Tua brings up an interesting point

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol why is dolphins twitter so...like that

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Jets should bite the bullet and trade the farm for the other future HoF QB in the NFC North: Tyson Bagent

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

All that money weighing down Herbie's arm

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
This catch was awesome but the hops on Lazard to just jump over Garrett makes this whole video awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5aVjOTfIA

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

Tempted to bet my house on the Bengals straight nuking the Ravens

Historically its what happens when the Ravens go to Cincinnati. We are absolutely putrid there. Played well enough in the playoff game though. We'll see. Oweh and Ojabo will have to keep playing well

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I am hoping the mitigating factors of Burrow clearly not being 100% yet and Wink Martindale no longer being employed by the Ravens keeps the game competitive

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Ehud posted:

lol why is dolphins twitter so...like that

When was the last time we had a QB worth being weird about?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Sure seems like Jones should've just played because his new deal isn't much better.

https://twitter.com/PFF_Brad/status/1701587076800492022?s=20

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

tarbrush posted:

When was the last time we had a QB worth being weird about?

When it was your turn on the fitz train

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

tarbrush posted:

When was the last time we had a QB worth being weird about?

Dan Marino the year after he returned from his....Achilles injury...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

lol why is dolphins twitter so...like that

Major inferiority complex.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Harlock posted:

Just imagining tearing your Achilles in Toy Story vision

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1701369903683440684

I dunno if that would be better or worse than tearing your Achilles while Patrick Star makes jokes

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Ayahuasta luego

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Football is a rough sport, and I don't wish injury on anyone.






Lol Rodgers

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The thought of Zach keeping people up

https://twitter.com/gmfb/status/1701566448680706311

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Between Jets and Giants there are like 10 prime time games.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Codependent Poster posted:

I feel like the three preseason games and bye before the season starts is messing with teams, especially offenses. You've got a ton of players sitting out and not getting much playtime and even then they're not really running the full offense.

So the offenses are really just starting week 1 and are behind defenses. It's not always the case but it sure seems like you can't really expect to see offenses working as they want until a few games in.

There were I swear a dozen QB related fumbles. Whether it was just center to qb exchange or qb to rb exchange it was just real sloppy!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Harlock posted:

Just imagining tearing your Achilles in Toy Story vision

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1701369903683440684
They did this with a hockey game last season and it was a lot of fun (weird glitches aside)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB2AT5qnpUc

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Baker!

https://twitter.com/Buccaneers/status/1701609333493264544?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1701611590456590719?s=20

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Between Jets and Giants there are like 10 prime time games.

In looking this up to discover that there aren't any more Giants NFCE clownball games on SNF/TNF/MNF it completely slipped my mind that MNF is doing double headers for the next two weeks :psyduck:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm actually surprised it took this long to confirm

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Giants and Jets, each, have 5 more primetime games left this year

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




:rip:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The only thing I'm upset about is now we only get a 2nd round pick instead of a first.

Other than that, he's dead to me. Rub some Ivermectin on it and go back in your dark cave or whatever.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





Jets should sign Wentz imo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Saleh is definitely getting canned after this season now, right?

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

He’s definitely never playing football again

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1701611635948056741

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Chris James 2 posted:

Giants and Jets, each, have 5 more primetime games left this year

:whitewater:

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
39 comming of an achillies tear. Time for ole A A Ron to call it a career.

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