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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What's the funniest word in the English language?
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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
and why is it "cum"

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cum isn’t even top ten op

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 pistenbully

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I like Loofah

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
10. Boobs
9. Cockpit
8. Dingleberry
7. Anal
6. Schlong
5. Shan’t
4. Manhole
3. Shuttlecock
2. Ballcock
1. Dongle

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Paging jimmyjams

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WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
"pickle" is up there

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
why so anglocentric? the sound of farting is the universal language of comedy

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Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
antidisestablishmentarianism

I mean, seriously?

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FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

 Flabbergasted is pretty good

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
 funniest is kind of broad, like there is just the pure sound a word is related to, and then there is the concept the word and sound mixed together.

Anal sounds like it be a good curse like poo poo, but then there are butt concepts around it, which makes it funnier.

Flabbergasted uses fs ls bs and gs sounds with reckless goofy abandon, and its sound probably keep that word alive despite nobody wanting to use it.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
fuddrucker's

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Yogurt

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 You were close it's kumquat

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

pixaal posted:

You were close it's kumquat

Yeah, that's it.

Or queef.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 Bunghole
Flibbertigibbet
Squeegee
Banana
Penis
Goober

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 it’s lollygagging, OP

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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
sphincter (as verb)

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

 Kumquat

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 Flarhgunnstow

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
squart

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Egg

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Furshlugginer.

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cum isn’t even top ten op

:qqsay:

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Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

 Monger, particularly when you attach it to another word.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
mong-monger

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 moogle-monger

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4cCyukRyMw&t=52s

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Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


 Gooch

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Underwears

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
 Cellardoor

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i imagine it's probably a slur of some type but i couldn't say which

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Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




 Buttress

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Dingle bc its a real place in Ireland

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
melk pellow

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

 Weenie

Or beanie-weenies

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1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

 santorum

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
It is penis.

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Kingoffrogs
Aug 14, 2023
 Gobbledygook

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isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Cattywampus

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