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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

EorayMel posted:

go full auto.........in my rear end



i think that condom should be covering more than just the tip

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
I'm more of a fan of weaponry linked with French aviation... You could say I'm bit of a connoisseur of Dassault weapons.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

The Biscuit posted:

just lol if you don't think owning an AK would be cool as gently caress.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Hell Yeah posted:

-cause assaulting people and things is cool

You say this but normally people keep telling me I am un-cool assaulting that guy

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Dreddout posted:

He's the CEO of the ATF, I think his life is going pretty well right now!

Good point. It explains his lack of firearms knowledge. Not the autism though. Genetics I guess!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Yeah, but if Cain had an AR, he wouldn't have stopped with that rear end in a top hat brother

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Apr 8, 2012

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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Oscar Wild posted:

Yeah, but if Cain had an AR, he wouldn't have stopped with that rear end in a top hat brother

nice straw man

what if muslims were deported, would that gay club get shot up?

Khorne
May 1, 2002
I can't see how walking up to someone and repeatedly bashing their head in with a rock is any different from standing 20+ feet away and moving my finger a hair.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 14, 2016

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
The first way is for dummies.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
jGOTTA PROTECT MUHSELF FROM DA GUBMINT

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun

quote:

The Thompson submachine gun is an American submachine gun, invented by John T. Thompson in 1918, that became infamous during the Prohibition era. It was a common sight in the media of the time, being used by both law enforcement officers and criminals.[8] The Thompson submachine gun was also known informally as the "Tommy Gun", "Trench Broom", "Trench Sweeper", "Chicago Typewriter", "Chicago Piano", "Chicago Style", "Chicago Organ Grinder", "The Chopper" and simply "The Thompson".
We all know the Tommy gained notoriety for its use by gangsters, but it also led to a proper Firearms Act which I can get behind. I really hope we see a badass nickname for whatever gets used in tomorrow's mass shooting

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


i support passing a law banning assault rifles because anti-gunners would think they've won and hopefully shut the hell up while gun owners would lose nothing because assault rifles have been banned since 1986

as for "assault weapons" uhhhh we already did a ban on that too

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

big shags posted:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun

We all know the Tommy gained notoriety for its use by gangsters, but it also led to a proper Firearms Act which I can get behind. I really hope we see a badass nickname for whatever gets used in tomorrow's mass shooting

Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, somewhat of a theme.






Level Chicago.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

More mass shooters should dual wield miniguns and chomp a cigar imo

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scionix posted:

fun fact these all have the same "killing power" there's just a bunch of tacticool attachments to the ones on the right because black plastic rails are scary. I try not to stereotype but every GUN CONTROL NOW :wom: person I've met has never grown up around/interacted with guns ever.

nobody wants people carrying around full auto mg42s around and poo poo, thats why you can't buy a full auto AR-15 as a normal person. The big scary black guns have the same rate of fire/deadliness as a glock, but you cant hide it in your waistband. then again you would look hella rad killing 50 people with a mosin vs a pistol

jk owned i made an effortpost im retarded

Gun nut most of the time: my handgun is only useful to fight my way to my rifle.
Gun nut after a mass shooting: handguns are just as effective as rifles.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



big shags posted:

I really hope we see a badass nickname for whatever gets used in tomorrow's mass shooting

The autofellatio stopper

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
The Millennial Melter

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Skeleton Ape posted:

The autofellatio stopper

A Stopped Cock

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

John Denver Hoxha posted:

I'm more of a fan of weaponry linked with French aviation... You could say I'm bit of a connoisseur of Dassault weapons.

Get a Gripen yourself

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