Klinkhammer? I Just Met Her! The Men's Olympic Hockey Thread

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Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

goldrush posted:

bleh

gg germany, gently caress russia

But yay Datsyuk

# ? Feb 25, 2018 07:59

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a false: Mar 5, 2009; I DECIDE
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congratulations team with by far the least barriers to victory in this tournament

# ? Feb 25, 2018 07:59

Loqieu: Feb 27, 2001

Oh well. Germany played well, and got beat by the KHL All Stars by 1 PP goal. Not bad.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:00

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Germany loving had that in regulation too. Heartbreaking for them.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:00

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

So no country wins the gold this year.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:00

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Tochiazuma posted:

That was a poo poo call and a poo poo end to the game

It was a pretty blatant high stick though, not the refs fault

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:00

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

A 4 on 3 power play is too easy imo

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:01

Lost Season: Nov 28, 2013

and congrats to Marco Sturm on the NHL head coaching job he'll get some time in may or june

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:01

misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

but congrats to a collection of athletes representing no particular country

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:01

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

misdirectomy posted:

A 4 on 3 power play is too easy imo

It�s a pretty not-great way to decide the winner. I would have been happier if the rules made it a five-on-four.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:02

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Germany shouldn't be too sad, because they're going to get the gold medals approximately 7 days from now when half that team of russian-affiliated players pops hot

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:02

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

There's still a chance the IOC revokes all medals to the OAR after the closing ceremonies!

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:02

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

In lieu of the anthem they should play Mrs. Voynov's 911 call

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:04

a false: Mar 5, 2009; I DECIDE
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Lost Season posted:

and congrats to Marco Sturm on the NHL head coaching job he'll get some time in may or june

welcome to the rangers marco

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:04

goldrush: Sep 27, 2005; ~~~No Worries~~~

Bilirubin posted:

But yay Datsyuk

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:04

waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

Have they been playing the Russian anthem for all the Not-Russian athletes?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:05

goldrush: Sep 27, 2005; ~~~No Worries~~~

misdirectomy posted:

A 4 on 3 power play is too easy imo

seriously 4 on 4 for a 20min OT is stupid, but so is the shootout so... :shrug:

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:05

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Dangerllama posted:

Have they been playing the Russian anthem for all the Not-Russian athletes?

They play the official Olympics anthem I believe

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:07

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pleads posted:

There's still a chance the IOC revokes all medals to the OAR after the closing ceremonies!

It's 1:15,000,000

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:09

goldrush: Sep 27, 2005; ~~~No Worries~~~

https://twitter.com/JSportsnet/status/967656647358377984

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:11

Dr Zaius: Jan 2, 2001; Smells Like Team Spirit

Dangerllama posted:

Have they been playing the Russian anthem for all the Not-Russian athletes?

This is only Not Russia's second gold so it hasn't really been a concern for organizers.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:12

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Germany is still gold in my heart

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:13

Pleiades: Aug 20, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

Welp.

Way way better than I expected though.

Yup. I honestly thought it would be 7-0 Russia.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:18

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Are the Russians trying to sing their national anthem? Looked like they were shouting something at least.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:22

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Grittybeard posted:

Are the Russians trying to sing their national anthem?

of course lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:23

DC Murderverse: Nov 10, 2016; "Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Pleads posted:

There's still a chance the IOC revokes all medals to the OAR after the closing ceremonies!

why would they do that, it's not like Russian spies attempted to hack the Olympic tech infrastructure during the opening ceremonies and pin it on the North Koreans or anything like that.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 08:52

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Grittybeard posted:

Are the Russians trying to sing their national anthem? Looked like they were shouting something at least.

Pleads posted:

There's still a chance the IOC revokes all medals to the OAR after the closing ceremonies!

I'll take just changing the gold to "not awarded" and Germany keeps their silver

This whole thing is a farce and the IOC is fine with it

# ? Feb 25, 2018 10:10

Zat: Jan 16, 2008

SulphagneSocialist posted:

I'll take just changing the gold to "not awarded" and Germany keeps their silver

This whole thing is a farce and the IOC is fine with it

Haha, there's no way this causes anything beyond a meaningless fine and maybe a few harsh words

# ? Feb 25, 2018 10:15

Mage_Boy: Dec 18, 2003; This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons

So, no country for Gold Men's?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 20:22

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waffle enthusiast: Nov 16, 2007

Mage_Boy posted:

So, no country for Gold Men's?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:40

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