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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Strong words from a guy that lays motionless on top of people and never gets a finish.

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ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011
https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1608582107563167744

Goon Ladies and Gentlemen, may you never own yourselves so hard on social media that you get arrested in Romania.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Soemthing a bit lighter hearted

https://twitter.com/MightyMouse/status/1609712864201420800

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
https://twitter.com/MRSM1TH888/status/1610222840707518464

Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
.
Going to go on mma.tv forums and read a heap of domestic violence apologetics.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WMG won't do anything about this, right?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


coconono posted:

WMG won't do anything about this, right?

I'm choosing optimism instead of dispair

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Kevin Lee, you were supposed to be different

https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom/status/1610254013404151809?t=1kFnodPHD5mUFkQWzPvXpA&s=19

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
somebody get kevin a parenting book before he defuses a tantrum with a check hook

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Marching Powder posted:

somebody get kevin a parenting book before he defuses a tantrum with a check hook

It's fascinating that so many people are diving on grenades for Dana when he freely admitted what he did was inexcusable and he deserves any terrible commentary that gets made about him

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/1621379281413902336?s=46&t=AgXwTWDL6bDRDPx4zjNidg

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



I think it would be really easy to bait Jake Shields at this point into a funny conversation where he essentially threatens to beat you up and then that's the opening either to be the "oh yeah real tough guy online" retort to him at which point he gets really mad, or to simply post a screenshot of his 10 consecutive fights where he either went to decision or lost.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I think it would be really easy to bait Jake Shields at this point into a funny conversation where he essentially threatens to beat you up and then that's the opening either to be the "oh yeah real tough guy online" retort to him at which point he gets really mad, or to simply post a screenshot of his 10 consecutive fights where he either went to decision or lost.

Jon Fitch threatend to beat up a paraplegic, so yeah, shouldn't be too hard

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

Jon Fitch threatend to beat up a paraplegic, so yeah, shouldn't be too hard

But Jon, if he's already down, where will you take him?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

remember the mtv show "bully beatdown"? remember when sheilds lost the striking round to a rando? that was fantastic

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Boco_T posted:

Was not prepared for the number of deaths he said here
http://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1587985491390976000

"kids aged 18-45" would be an all time roganism if it wasn't right next to "100 thousand deaths a day"


Eat This Glob posted:

remember the mtv show "bully beatdown"? remember when sheilds lost the striking round to a rando? that was fantastic

yet also somehow outstruck Akiyama, proving that this is a dumb fake sport.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Snowman_McK posted:

"kids aged 18-45" would be an all time roganism if it wasn't right next to "100 thousand deaths a day"

Yeah he's confusing 100k annual deaths with daily, which is a vast difference. The leading cause of death among adults aged 18-45 part seems a little murky because overdoses are classified as a subcategory of "accidents", which is the leading cause of death, but either way he's correct that it is a significant problem.

Also, and I'm not gonna bother finding the clip again but I saw one where he was talking about a 911 call (the Pelosi thing) and he kept referring to it as a "nine eleven call" which like, okay, technically not incorrect but what the gently caress dude, you speak for a living.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
And another thing, please don't put in your meditate that I'm homophobic

https://twitter.com/NathanMarquardt/status/1627305826414206976

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Sean Strickland sucks, so it goes in here, but this is still pretty funny on Chris Curtis' part

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/1651023048471089152


Starting to think Steve Mazzagatti had the right idea letting him get his eyes gouged in an MMA fight.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Is he trying for the high score in 'most toxic pos on social media' just for the lols or is he planning to run for some kind of public office?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



ChrisBTY posted:

Is he trying for the high score in 'most toxic pos on social media' just for the lols or is he planning to run for some kind of public office?

In case you missed it, the right wing is gearing up to genocide trans people. FL is working on passing laws simultaneously that make being trans around a kid a child sex crime, that child sex crimes can be punished by death, and that they only need 8/12 jurors to sentence them.

Jake Shields isn't even off into far right q-anon stuff. His opinions are a lot of bog standard republican platforms at the moment. I know people personally who are fed nothing but right wing propaganda who have fully consumed this hate and repeat it without hesitation.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jake Shields isn't even off into far right q-anon stuff. His opinions are a lot of bog standard republican platforms at the moment.

It feels like the main difference is that Shields is dumb and brazen enough to spout the stuff. I’d guess a substantial minority of the past and present rooster feels similarly but aren’t saying anything. Like when Jim Miller only admitted to being unvaccinated when directly asked.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
drat, Askren still struggling mentally from the Masvidal KO
https://twitter.com/benaskren/status/1650945422511177731?s=46&t=6ITE2LdXwZbc2MnZtHiRKA

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

kimbo305 posted:

drat, Askren still struggling mentally from the Masvidal KO

Whaaaat? Is he trolling? Is that really his wife? How dumb is he? Why would he not just post "my wife is attractive AND a great mother"?

e:
:lol:
https://twitter.com/Abamaby/status/1650980636381904897

Ben doesn't follow his wife on twitter...

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Apr 26, 2023

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

ouch lol

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004

jake shields is having a normal one

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, that's what Mekchu posted. Apparently twitter made him delete it but didn't actually suspend his account, because calling for trans genocide isn't that big a deal there anymore.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Delete yourself Jake shields

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



CarlCX posted:

Yeah, that's what Mekchu posted. Apparently twitter made him delete it but didn't actually suspend his account, because calling for trans genocide isn't that big a deal there anymore.

Twitter is also blocking screencaps of the replies showing a sea of twitter blue subscribers calling for their murder.

02-6611-0142-1
Sep 30, 2004


Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hate that i'm posting about andrew tate but cerrone's response to his poo poo was kind of funny

https://bloodyelbow.com/2023/07/26/andrew-tate-ufc-hall-of-famer/

quote:

In a recent podcast appearance, Andrew Tate got wind of supposed comments from Cerrone about his capabilities (or in this case, the lack thereof) in prizefighting.

He was quick to issue a response, first by running through his professional record.

“I’d like to think that my record stands for itself. I’ve had 88 fights. I’ve had a bunch of fights. (I’m) a four-time world champion. I fought (under) a bunch of rules, including MMA.

“And I did my very best, and I won a bunch of titles and made some money and beat a bunch of people. It is what it is.”

He then directed his attention at Cerrone.

“I’ve heard of him. Didn’t McGregor finish him pretty quick?

“If he has a problem with me, come to my house. He knows where I am, everyone knows where I am. Until then, I have no problems with anybody.

“If he thinks I can’t fight, and if he wants to tell it to my face and kick my rear end, he’s welcome to try. And I strongly believe he would regret that decision.”


cerrone's response:

https://twitter.com/CSTodayNews/status/1684010418484940802



cerrone trying to be all cordial and nice though is really not shocking and also dumb as hell

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jul 27, 2023

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
pretty good holiday riff from cerrone. he wants to hurt the sex trafficker while simultaneously treating him as a joke which i think is the right energy to put towards people like that.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


:cripes:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I’m ready to read the backlash*

*what backlash :negative:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It takes a lot to make a person who isnt a methhead from montana to willingly root for o'malley but aljo has made a compelling case

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
what's the context of that?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

what's the context of that?

both guys are turd-brains and are desperately trying to be worse than each other

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

both guys are turd-brains and are desperately trying to be worse than each other

Igh. Cool.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/1696257551162360166?t=jzY_r1ea_UtiBYj-2z5WTw&s=19

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