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Very curious about my team as well if someone could get that together. I know my goaltending is horrific and I'm last in goals for.
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This is incredible.
It should be noted that this is still a team of defensive stalwarts - Tanev actually leads the league in a bunch of defensive metrics too. So perhaps this would be the worst team possible to watch.
Lots of 2-1 losses!
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YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
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The Blues:
code:Name GP G A P +- PIM
Gabriel Landeskog 25 13 20 33 15 49
Aleksander Barkov 21 14 10 24 12 4
Nino Niederreiter 25 10 7 17 10 2
Gustav Forsling 29 0 17 17 13 12
Brandon Hagel 30 8 8 16 -10 6
Barclay Goodrow 35 7 9 16 6 21
Adam Henrique 24 6 10 16 5 4
Jonathan Dahlen 30 8 6 14 -5 2
Eeli Tolvanen 35 5 7 12 5 10
Alexis Lafreniere 35 8 3 11 1 13
Scott Laughton 31 6 5 11 -5 14
Jared Spurgeon 21 3 8 11 8 4
Mattias Ekholm 34 1 9 10 6 16
Jordan Greenway 26 4 5 9 13 17
Connor McMichael 32 4 5 9 -1 6
Chris Wideman 22 2 7 9 -5 22
Jordan Staal 29 2 6 8 0 8
Trevor van Riemsdyk 29 0 8 8 0 8
Ryan Ellis 4 1 4 5 2 0
Troy Stecher 6 0 1 1 1 2
106 155 261 70 220
Name GP GS Record GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Jake Oettinger 10 9 7-2-0 20 257 237 .922 2.24 0 535
Alexandar Georgiev 15 13 6-4-2 38 394 356 .904 2.89 0 789
25 22 13-6-2 58 651 593 .911 2.63 0 1324
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- mentholmoose
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YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
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The Flyers:
code:Name GP G A P +- PIM
Leon Draisaitl 34 26 27 53 6 20
Max Pacioretty 16 12 9 21 8 11
Alex Goligoski 29 2 19 21 16 20
Yanni Gourde 25 8 11 19 -6 11
Anton Lundell 30 7 11 18 9 10
Patric Hornqvist 34 7 10 17 1 11
Tomas Tatar 32 8 9 17 -2 12
Thomas Chabot 29 1 16 17 0 14
Joel Farabee 27 10 6 16 6 13
Matt Dumba 31 3 12 15 5 26
Eetu Luostarinen 30 8 6 14 5 4
Radek Faksa 30 2 9 11 -7 25
Colin Miller 29 2 9 11 -1 19
Travis Sanheim 33 2 8 10 3 10
Dante Fabbro 32 1 9 10 7 16
Michael Raffl 29 4 5 9 -4 4
Dylan Strome 24 3 6 9 -6 16
Blake Lizotte 28 3 5 8 7 16
Cam York 2 0 0 0 0 0
119 187 306 47 258
Name GP GS Record GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Juuse Saros 28 28 18-9-1 61 853 792 .928 2.22 2 1647
Anton Khudobin 7 6 3-3-1 23 181 158 .873 3.73 0 370
35 34 21-12-2 84 1034 950 .919 2.50 2 2017
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This team is somehow better than the real life Islanders, Coyotes and Habs.
code:Player Team GP G A P +/- PIM
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Ovechkin, A WSH 34 24 26 50 +19 6
Giroux, C PHI 32 11 18 29 -7 14
Boeser, B VAN 28 9 8 17 -5 4
Orlov, D WSH 34 4 13 17 +20 30
Eller, L WSH 27 6 10 16 +10 18
Bailey, J NYI 23 1 11 12 -1 0
Vatrano, F FLA 32 8 4 12 -6 10
Bozak, T STL 27 1 6 7 -8 8
Ekman-Larsson, O VAN 31 2 4 6 +2 32
Bjugstad, N MIN 28 4 1 5 -5 6
Hagg, R BUF 25 1 4 5 -12 17
Jokiharju, H BUF 18 1 4 5 -5 8
Cernak, E TBL 18 1 3 4 +3 14
Mikheyev, I TOR 3 3 0 3 +3 0
Aho, S(#2) NYI 12 0 2 2 -6 0
Vilardi, G LAK 7 1 0 1 -5 2
Byron, P MTL 0 0 0 0 0 0
Johnston, W DAL 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ouellet, X MTL 0 0 0 0 0 0
Puustinen, V PIT 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vaakanainen, U BOS 0 0 0 0 0 0
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TOTAL 77 114 191 -3 169
GP W L OT SV% GAA
Lankinen, K CHI 11 2 5 3 .884 3.43
Hutchinson, M TOR 2 0 1 0 .857 4.57
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vancloober cablucks
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code:Player Salary Age Tm Pos GP G A PTS +/- PIM EV PP SH GW S S% ATOI ATOI
Jake Guentzel $6,000,000 27 PIT C 32 20 18 38 7 18 16 4 0 0 112 17.9 612 19:08
Ondrej Palat $5,300,000 30 TBL LW 38 15 15 30 7 12 14 1 0 0 79 19 660 17:22
Cam Atkinson $5,875,000 32 PHI RW 38 15 13 28 6 6 11 2 2 0 117 12.8 671 17:39
Brayden Point $6,750,000 25 TBL C 26 15 11 26 1 13 12 3 0 0 73 20.5 515 19:49
Mac Weegar $3,250,000 28 FLA D 38 3 22 25 22 45 2 0 1 1 90 3.3 896 23:35
Andrew Copp $3,640,000 27 WPG C 34 10 14 24 6 8 7 2 1 1 95 10.5 700 20:35
Zach Werenski $5,000,000 24 CBJ D 34 6 15 21 -5 8 3 3 0 1 104 5.8 894 26:18
Dawson Mercer $894,167 20 NJD C 37 9 11 20 -2 16 7 1 1 0 67 13.4 605 16:20
Dominik Kubalík $3,700,000 26 CHI LW 39 9 7 16 -11 10 6 3 0 0 86 10.5 606 15:33
Alex Newhook $908,333 21 COL C 27 8 5 13 5 8 6 2 0 0 42 19 364 13:29
Cole Sillinger $925,000 18 CBJ C 35 6 7 13 -10 21 6 0 0 0 71 8.5 473 13:31
Noah Hanifin $4,950,000 25 CGY D 33 3 10 13 5 9 3 0 0 0 67 4.5 697 21:08
Daniel Sprong $725,000 24 WSH RW 33 6 5 11 2 4 6 0 0 0 76 7.9 432 13:05
Ethan Bear $2,000,000 24 CAR D 27 2 5 7 7 16 2 0 0 0 39 5.1 443 16:24
S. Perunovich $925,000 23 STL D 19 0 6 6 2 8 0 0 0 0 14 0 294 15:27
B-O Groulx $822,500 21 ANA C 18 1 2 3 0 2 1 0 0 0 17 5.9 198 11:00
Jake Neighbours $866,667 19 STL LW 9 1 1 2 -2 2 1 0 0 0 8 12.5 84 09:21
Sean Walker $2,650,000 27 LAK D 6 0 2 2 -1 4 0 0 0 0 18 0 110 18:22
B. Schneider $925,000 20 NYR D 2 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 4 25 28 13:50
Thomas Harley $863,333 20 DAL D 8 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 9 0 105 13:05
Total/Average $56,970,000 24.1 - - 30 130 169 299 40 212 104 21 5 3 1188 10.9% 9387.0 17:36
code:Player Salary Age Tm GP GS W L T/O GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Antti Raanta $2,000,000 32 CAR 10 9 5 2 1 20 218 198 0.908 2.35 1 511
Jack Campbell $1,650,000 30 TOR 28 27 19 5 3 58 842 784 0.931 2.13 4 1632
Total/Average $60,620,000 24.7 38 36 24 7 4 78 1060 982 0.926 2.18 5 2143
Let's compare with the team from the halcyon days of 2019:
code:Player Salary Age Tm Pos GP G A PTS +/- PIM EV PP SH GW S S% ATOI ATOI
Kirill Kaprizov $x,000,000 24 MIN LW 34 16 28 44 17 12 14 2 0 0 122 13.1 648 19:04
Mikael Granlund $5,750,000 29 NSH C 38 5 28 33 1 17 4 1 0 0 56 8.9 789 20:46
Matt Tkachuk $7,000,000 24 CGY LW 34 16 16 32 15 30 10 6 0 0 118 13.6 610 17:57
Sasha Barkov $5,900,000 26 FLA C 25 15 14 29 16 4 8 4 3 0 79 19 502 20:05
Shea Theodore $5,200,000 26 VEG D 36 7 19 26 5 12 6 1 0 0 98 7.1 829 23:01
Martin Necas $863,333 23 CAR C 33 8 13 21 4 12 7 1 0 0 63 12.7 551 16:42
Victor Olofsson $767,500 26 BUF RW 30 5 15 20 -14 4 4 1 0 0 65 7.7 497 16:35
Brock Boeser $5,857,000 24 VAN RW 32 9 9 18 -6 4 6 3 0 1 88 10.2 604 18:52
Colton Parayko $5,500,000 28 STL D 37 4 13 17 -11 12 4 0 0 0 64 6.3 894 24:10
Joonas Donskoi $3,900,000 29 SEA RW 38 0 14 14 -4 4 0 0 0 0 45 0 604 0.66
Noah Dobson $894,167 22 NYI D 29 5 9 14 3 8 4 1 0 0 60 8.3 599 20:40
Bowen Byram $925,000 20 COL D 18 5 6 11 3 6 4 1 0 0 35 14.3 352 19:34
Derek Stepan $6,500,000 31 CAR C 27 4 4 8 0 4 4 0 0 0 47 8.5 308 11:24
Zach Sanford $1,500,000 27 OTT LW 31 6 2 8 -11 30 5 1 0 0 44 13.6 406 13:06
Alex Turcotte $x,000,000 20 LAK C 7 0 0 0 -1 2 0 0 0 0 12 0 79 11:18
Greg Pateryn $2,250,000 31 ANA D 4 0 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 6 0 59 14:40
Total/Average $52,807,000 25.6 - - 25 105 190 295 18 165 80 22 3 1 1002 10.5% 8331.0 18:23
code:Player Salary Age Tm GP GS W L T/O GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Fred Andersen $5,000,000 32 CAR 25 24 19 6 0 49 683 634 0.928 2.03 1 1450
Igor Shesterkin $925,000 26 NYR 23 22 17 4 2 44 720 676 0.939 1.99 3 1326
Total/Average $58,732,000 26.3 48 46 36 10 2 93 1403 1310 0.934 2.01 4 2776
In conclusion, Always Pick Teenagers.
Precambrian Video Games fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 18, 2022
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- CBJSprague24
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another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it
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Columbus:
RNH: 25GP 2-21-23
Stamkos: 25GP 13-19-32
Eberle: 24GP 12-5-17
-The buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
N. Foligno: 15GP 0-4-4
Malkin (IR): 0GP 0-0-0
Sheary: 20GP 5-4-9
-Meh. Gambled on Malkin coming back and lost, but there's still time.
Namestnikov: 27GP 8-6-14
Trocheck: 25GP 6-11-17
Lehkonen: 28GP 3-7-10
-This line's doing fine and would be the "second" line on paper based on performance. But I'm not worried about forwards. (Keep pumping yourself up, you're gonna need it.)
Kuraly: 25GP 5-3-8
Stepan: 18GP 3-2-5
Neal: 17GP 2-2-4
-Fourth line does fourth line things.
Komarov (KHL): 1GP 0-0-0
-CBJSprague  . Also, this means I have no spare forward, as my extra hosed Off To RussiaTM. What now?
Dunn: 24GP 2-8-10
Klingberg: 19GP 0-9-9
Murray: 17GP 0-4-4
Schmidt: 26GP 1-14-15
Gavrikov: 25GP 2-11-13
Kukan (IR): 2GP 0-0-0
-I'm alright with this so far. Schmidt is a bit of a surprise.
Capobianco: 11GP 2-3-5
-This was a complete gimmick pick and it actually paid off. Take a deep breath, though, OP. You knew this was coming.:
Grubauer: 21GP 7-11-2 3.16GA .887SV%
-AGM Boomer The Cannon
Korpisalo: 8GP 3-4-0 3.95GAA .885SV%
-This would probably be better if the CBJ hadn't fallen back into "We have a good starter again so don't play as well in front of Korpi" mode.
e- Pickard (AHL): 0-0-0 (17GP 9-5-2 2.40GAA .928SV% with Grand Rapids)
IRL Columbus has hit the halfway point of the season, so let's update this sucker and see where we are as compared to where we were above:
Columbus:
RNH: 32GP 3-25-28
Stamkos: 43GP 20-31-51
Eberle: 41GP 12-12-24
-The buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
-Still the buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
N. Foligno: 26GP 1-6-7
Malkin: 9GP 4-6-10
Sheary: 34GP 10-9-19
-Meh. Gambled on Malkin coming back and lost, but there's still time.
-Indeed. Geno's here!
Namestnikov: 43GP 11-9-20
Trocheck: 40GP 10-19-29
Lehkonen: 39GP 6-10-16
-This line's doing fine and would be the "second" line on paper based on performance. But I'm not worried about forwards. (Keep pumping yourself up, you're gonna need it.)
-No complaints.
Kuraly: 41GP 8-8-16
Stepan: 32GP 6-7-13
Neal: 19GP 2-2-4
-Fourth line does fourth line things.
-Neal played two more games and got buried.
Komarov (KHL): 1GP 0-0-0
-CBJSprague . Also, this means I have no spare forward, as my extra hosed Off To RussiaTM. What now?
-6 points! In the KHL.
Dunn: 38GP 4-13-17
Klingberg: 34GP 1-21-22
Murray: 21GP 0-4-4
Schmidt: 39GP 1-18-19
-Looks like Ryan Murray needed to hit the injury quota.
Gavrikov: 39GP 2-15-17
Kukan: 11GP 1-1-2
-I'm alright with this so far. Schmidt is a bit of a surprise.
-This D corps is still decent enough.
Capobianco: 17GP 2-3-5
-This was a complete gimmick pick and it actually paid off. Take a deep breath, though, OP. You knew this was coming.:
-6 more games and no more points.
Grubauer: 32GP 11-16-4 3.20GA .885SV%
-AGM Boomer The Cannon
-HOW DID YOUR NUMBERS GET SLIGHTLY WORSE?
Korpisalo: 16GP 5-8-0 3.89GAA .884SV%
-This would probably be better if the CBJ hadn't fallen back into "We have a good starter again so don't play as well in front of Korpi" mode.
Pickard: 1GP 0-1-0 4.68GAA .857SV% (27GP 13-8-5 2.40GAA .927SV% with Grand Rapids)
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Argh wrong thread
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- Precambrian Video Games
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It's the end of the regular season, so time to use hindsight to judge yourself and your peers!
code:Player Salary Age Tm Pos GP G A PTS +/- PIM EV PP SH GW S S% TOI ATOI
Jake Guentzel $6,000,000 27 PIT C 76 40 44 84 13 44 33 7 0 0 264 15.2 1527 20:06
Brayden Point $6,750,000 25 TBL C 66 28 30 58 -5 33 18 10 0 0 176 15.9 1284 19:28
Andrew Copp $3,640,000 27 TOT C 72 21 32 53 15 16 16 3 2 1 183 11.5 1381 19:11
Cam Atkinson $5,875,000 32 PHI RW 73 23 27 50 -2 10 18 2 3 0 215 10.7 1332 18:15
Ondrej Palat $5,300,000 30 TBL LW 77 18 31 49 15 20 17 1 0 1 143 12.6 1270 16:29
Noah Hanifin $4,950,000 25 CGY D 81 10 38 48 27 19 9 1 0 1 189 5.3 1726 21:18
Zach Werenski $5,000,000 24 CBJ D 68 11 37 48 -15 22 7 4 0 1 216 5.1 1745 25:40
Mac Weegar $3,250,000 28 FLA D 80 8 36 44 40 81 6 1 1 1 203 3.9 1870 23:22
Dawson Mercer $894,167 20 NJD C 82 17 25 42 -25 28 14 2 1 1 154 11 1356 16:32
Matt Boldy $1,325,000 20 MIN LW 47 15 24 39 17 10 12 3 0 0 113 13.3 723 15:23
Alex Newhook $908,333 21 COL C 71 13 20 33 11 12 10 3 0 0 113 11.5 963 13:34
Dominik Kubalík $3,700,000 26 CHI LW 78 15 17 32 -16 16 12 3 0 0 161 9.3 1133 14:31
Cole Sillinger $925,000 18 CBJ C 79 16 15 31 -22 37 16 0 0 0 148 10.8 1082 13:42
Daniel Sprong $725,000 24 TOT RW 62 13 6 19 0 8 11 2 0 0 148 8.8 802 12:56
Ethan Bear $2,000,000 24 CAR D 58 5 9 14 1 20 5 0 0 0 97 5.2 933 16:05
B. Schneider $925,000 20 NYR D 43 2 9 11 5 9 2 0 0 0 25 8 665 15:29
S. Perunovich $925,000 23 STL D 19 0 6 6 2 8 0 0 0 0 14 0 294 15:27
Thomas Harley $863,333 20 DAL D 34 1 3 4 -4 6 1 0 0 0 36 2.8 465 13:41
B-O Groulx $822,500 21 ANA C 18 1 2 3 0 2 1 0 0 0 17 5.9 198 11:00
Jake Neighbours $866,667 19 STL LW 9 1 1 2 -2 2 1 0 0 0 8 12.5 84 09:21
Sean Walker $2,650,000 27 LAK D 6 0 2 2 -1 4 0 0 0 0 18 0 110 18:22
Total/Average $58,295,000 23.9 - - 67 258 414 672 54 407 209 42 7 6 2641 9.8% 20943.0 17:28
Werenski/Weegar/Hanifin is a pretty good top 3. I was hoping for a bit more from Bear to round out the top 4, but he didn't produce much and got 3rd pair minutes. That group is probably not great in their own end, but hopefully Schneider developing faster than expected can help. Perunovich and Harley didn't do a whole lot and who loving knows about Sean Walker - he'll probably get moved given LA's RD depth.
code:Player Salary Age Tm GP GS W L T/O GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Jack Campbell $1,650,000 30 TOR 49 47 31 9 6 123 1430 1307 0.914 2.64 5 2795
Antti Raanta $2,000,000 32 CAR 28 26 15 5 4 62 706 644 0.912 2.45 2 1517
Total/Average $61,945,000 24.5 77 73 46 14 10 185 2136 1951 0.913 2.57 7 4312
Conclusion: This team is built to choke away a 3-goal lead in game 7 of round 1, but come back stronger and win back-to-back Cups next season.
Precambrian Video Games fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Apr 30, 2022
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Chicago Blackhawks here, reporting with the best business experiment in decades, where we decided to respect the brilliant ideas of former Sears CEO Eddie Lampert, who held Randian ideals of internal competition to provide incentives for just becoming better players.
code:Name GP G A P +/- PIM P/GP EVG EVP PPG PPP SHG SHP OTG GWG S
Nathan MacKinnon 65 32 56 88 +22 42 1.35 25 61 7 27 0 0 1 5 299
Blake Wheeler 64 16 43 59 -15 34 0.92 13 39 3 20 0 0 0 2 161
Phil Kessel 82 8 44 52 -24 40 0.63 6 38 2 14 0 0 0 0 175
Phillip Danault 79 27 24 51 +14 38 0.65 25 44 2 4 0 3 0 5 194
Tony DeAngelo 64 10 41 51 +30 56 0.80 8 31 2 20 0 0 0 2 151
Erik Karlsson 50 10 25 35 -14 14 0.70 10 25 0 10 0 0 1 2 117
Mike Hoffman 67 15 20 35 -24 32 0.52 11 22 4 13 0 0 0 3 154
Luke Kunin 82 13 9 22 -11 99 0.27 13 20 0 2 0 0 0 0 125
Brett Kulak 74 5 16 21 -4 45 0.28 5 20 0 0 0 1 0 0 92
Milan Lucic 82 10 11 21 -9 84 0.26 8 18 2 3 0 0 0 0 95
Zack Kassian 58 6 13 19 +2 63 0.33 4 17 2 2 0 0 0 1 58
Andreas Athanasiou 28 11 6 17 +7 4 0.61 11 16 0 1 0 0 1 3 71
Caleb Jones 51 5 10 15 -3 18 0.29 5 14 0 1 0 0 1 1 57
Zdeno Chara 72 2 12 14 +8 85 0.19 2 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 81
Brendan Lemieux 50 8 5 13 +1 97 0.26 8 13 0 0 0 0 0 2 65
Antoine Roussel 53 4 4 8 -16 59 0.15 4 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 59
Jérémy Lauzon 66 2 5 7 -6 81 0.11 2 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 75
Josh Archibald 8 0 1 1 -2 7 0.13 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Nicolas Beaudin 2 0 0 0 -1 0 0.00 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Nathan Gerbe 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Name GP GS W L OT SA Svs GA Sv% GAA TOI SO
Jonathan Quick 46 46 23 13 9 1,284 1,168 116 .910 2.59 2685:52 2
Mackenzie Blackwood 25 24 9 10 4 731 652 79 .892 3.39 1399:03 2
Louis Domingue 2 2 1 1 0 83 79 4 .952 2.02 118:45 0
We didn't expect things to go great, and we went according to plan.
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Pretty sure my team scored like 150 goals total and had horrendous goaltending. Amazing defensive forwards but even Lemaire can't salvage a probable last-place finish. At least Beniers is a positive.
Also McAvoy-Toews still owns so hard.
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- CBJSprague24
- Dec 5, 2010
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another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it
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Chicago Blackhawks here, reporting with the best business experiment in decades, where we decided to respect the brilliant ideas of former Sears CEO Eddie Lampert, who held Randian ideals of internal competition to provide incentives for just becoming better players.
code:Name GP G A P +/- PIM P/GP EVG EVP PPG PPP SHG SHP OTG GWG S
Nathan MacKinnon 65 32 56 88 +22 42 1.35 25 61 7 27 0 0 1 5 299
Blake Wheeler 64 16 43 59 -15 34 0.92 13 39 3 20 0 0 0 2 161
Phil Kessel 82 8 44 52 -24 40 0.63 6 38 2 14 0 0 0 0 175
Phillip Danault 79 27 24 51 +14 38 0.65 25 44 2 4 0 3 0 5 194
Tony DeAngelo 64 10 41 51 +30 56 0.80 8 31 2 20 0 0 0 2 151
Erik Karlsson 50 10 25 35 -14 14 0.70 10 25 0 10 0 0 1 2 117
Mike Hoffman 67 15 20 35 -24 32 0.52 11 22 4 13 0 0 0 3 154
Luke Kunin 82 13 9 22 -11 99 0.27 13 20 0 2 0 0 0 0 125
Brett Kulak 74 5 16 21 -4 45 0.28 5 20 0 0 0 1 0 0 92
Milan Lucic 82 10 11 21 -9 84 0.26 8 18 2 3 0 0 0 0 95
Zack Kassian 58 6 13 19 +2 63 0.33 4 17 2 2 0 0 0 1 58
Andreas Athanasiou 28 11 6 17 +7 4 0.61 11 16 0 1 0 0 1 3 71
Caleb Jones 51 5 10 15 -3 18 0.29 5 14 0 1 0 0 1 1 57
Zdeno Chara 72 2 12 14 +8 85 0.19 2 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 81
Brendan Lemieux 50 8 5 13 +1 97 0.26 8 13 0 0 0 0 0 2 65
Antoine Roussel 53 4 4 8 -16 59 0.15 4 8 0 0 0 0 0 1 59
Jérémy Lauzon 66 2 5 7 -6 81 0.11 2 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 75
Josh Archibald 8 0 1 1 -2 7 0.13 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
Nicolas Beaudin 2 0 0 0 -1 0 0.00 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Nathan Gerbe 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Name GP GS W L OT SA Svs GA Sv% GAA TOI SO
Jonathan Quick 46 46 23 13 9 1,284 1,168 116 .910 2.59 2685:52 2
Mackenzie Blackwood 25 24 9 10 4 731 652 79 .892 3.39 1399:03 2
Louis Domingue 2 2 1 1 0 83 79 4 .952 2.02 118:45 0
We didn't expect things to go great, and we went according to plan.
How do you guys draw your stats in and stick them in the fancy tables? Is it drawing from a stat site like hockey-reference? It'd be a lot easier than doing the data by hand.
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another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it
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IRL Columbus has hit the halfway point of the season, so let's update this sucker and see where we are as compared to where we were above:
Columbus:
RNH: 32GP 3-25-28
Stamkos: 43GP 20-31-51
Eberle: 41GP 12-12-24
-The buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
-Still the buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
N. Foligno: 26GP 1-6-7
Malkin: 9GP 4-6-10
Sheary: 34GP 10-9-19
-Meh. Gambled on Malkin coming back and lost, but there's still time.
-Indeed. Geno's here!
Namestnikov: 43GP 11-9-20
Trocheck: 40GP 10-19-29
Lehkonen: 39GP 6-10-16
-This line's doing fine and would be the "second" line on paper based on performance. But I'm not worried about forwards. (Keep pumping yourself up, you're gonna need it.)
-No complaints.
Kuraly: 41GP 8-8-16
Stepan: 32GP 6-7-13
Neal: 19GP 2-2-4
-Fourth line does fourth line things.
-Neal played two more games and got buried.
Komarov (KHL): 1GP 0-0-0
-CBJSprague . Also, this means I have no spare forward, as my extra hosed Off To RussiaTM. What now?
-6 points! In the KHL.
Dunn: 38GP 4-13-17
Klingberg: 34GP 1-21-22
Murray: 21GP 0-4-4
Schmidt: 39GP 1-18-19
-Looks like Ryan Murray needed to hit the injury quota.
Gavrikov: 39GP 2-15-17
Kukan: 11GP 1-1-2
-I'm alright with this so far. Schmidt is a bit of a surprise.
-This D corps is still decent enough.
Capobianco: 17GP 2-3-5
-This was a complete gimmick pick and it actually paid off. Take a deep breath, though, OP. You knew this was coming.:
-6 more games and no more points.
Grubauer: 32GP 11-16-4 3.20GA .885SV%
-AGM Boomer The Cannon
-HOW DID YOUR NUMBERS GET SLIGHTLY WORSE?
Korpisalo: 16GP 5-8-0 3.89GAA .884SV%
-This would probably be better if the CBJ hadn't fallen back into "We have a good starter again so don't play as well in front of Korpi" mode.
Pickard: 1GP 0-1-0 4.68GAA .857SV% (27GP 13-8-5 2.40GAA .927SV% with Grand Rapids)
Final results for Columbus. Please provide your input as to my team if you feel so inclined and do yourself the favor of stopping before you hit the goalies:
RNH: 63GP 11-39-50
Stamkos: 81GP 42-64-106
Eberle: 79GP 21-23-44
-Still the buzzsaw I hoped it might be.
Yep.
N. Foligno: 64GP 2-11-13
Malkin: 41GP 20-22-42
Sheary: 71GP 19-24-43
-Indeed. Geno's here!
He sure is. Foligno was the outlier, but Boston used him as a fourth liner.
Namestnikov: 75GP 16-14-30
Trocheck: 81GP 21-30-51
Lehkonen: 74GP 19-19-38
-No complaints.
The second line was actually the third.
Kuraly: 77GP 14-16-30
Stepan: 58GP 9-10-19
Neal: 19GP 2-2-4
-Neal played two more games and got buried.
 James Neal. At least Kuraly had a career year to offset it.
Komarov (KHL): 1GP 0-0-0
-6 points! In the KHL.
I'm not even going to bother looking at his KHL stats for comedic effect.
Dunn: 73GP 7-28-35
Klingberg: 74GP 6-41-47
Murray: 37GP 0-4-4
Schmidt: 77GP 4-28-32
-Looks like Ryan Murray needed to hit the injury quota.
He played 16 more games with 0 more points.
Gavrikov: 80GP 5-28-33
Kukan: 41GP 3-8-11
-This D corps is still decent enough.
Yeah, I'm happy with how this turned out.
Capobianco: 45GP 2-7-9
-6 more games and no more points.
He played way more than I ever expected him to.
Grubauer: 55GP 18-31-5 3.16GA .889SV%
-HOW DID YOUR NUMBERS GET SLIGHTLY WORSE?
At least they got better. Slightly. Grubauer 3:16.
Korpisalo: 22GP 7-11-0 4.15GAA .877SV%
-This would probably be better if the CBJ hadn't fallen back into "We have a good starter again so don't play as well in front of Korpi" mode.
This pick was a massive disappointment and, with those numbers, it seems miraculous his record was even remotely close to .500. That's what having a team who actually scores does, though!
Pickard: 3GP 1-1-0 4.30GAA .875SV% (His numbers were better in the AHL.)
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- T-Bone
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quote:Miro Heiskanen
Matthew Tkachuk
Brady Tkachuk
Trevor Zegras
Timo Meier
Kaapo Kakko
Owen Power
Dylan Cozens
Damon Severson
Noah Dobson
Brady Skjei
P.K. Subban
Matthew Murray
Seth Jarvis
Kent Johnson
William Eklund
Ryan Johansen
Philip Tomasino
Arthur Kaliyev
Yaroslav Askarov
Brandt Clarke
Nick Robertson
Rikard Gronborg
Dustin Tokarski
The top guys were solid. The Tkachuks had career years, and Meier was a beast. Johansen ended up having a really big comeback year and Zegras popped off more than I thought he would. Dobson put up 50 points. Skjei and Severson both produced as well. Kaliyev and Jarvis are already solid NHL contributors.
I'd like to see more out of Kakko but I think it's going to come when he finally gets some real ice time.
You've got to think that something pretty special comes out of the rest of the young dudes (Power/Cozens/Johnson/Eklund/Tomasino/Clarke/Askarov/etc), and I'll be sure to :hahayes: about this in three years. The goaltending really needs work though. Did I just draft a better Devils?
T-Bone fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 12, 2022
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TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
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Ok, so I finally took the time to add up my team stats, with the only stat that matters: Penalty Minutes
Team Carolina Bunch of Jerks
Nazem Kadri: 71 games. 71 PM
Chris Kreider: 81 games, 24 PM
Brad Marchand: 70 Games, 97 PM
Tom Wilson: 78 games, 98 PM
Max Domi: 72 games, 55 PM
Corey Perry: 82 games, 66 PM
Wayne Simmonds: 72 games, 96 PM
Pat Maroon: 81 games, 134 PM
Radko Gudas: 77 games, 105 PM
Zach Bogosian: 48 games, 53 PM
Luke Schenn: 66 games, 61 PM
Andrew Ladd: 51 games, 47 PM
Cal Clutterbuck: 59 games, 10 PM
Erik Gudbranson: 78 games, 68 PM
Joe Thornton: 34 games, 10 PM
Brendan Smith: 45 games, 36 PM
Austin Watson : 67 games, 91 PM
Evander Kane: 43 games, 60 PM
Zac Rinaldo: 0 games, 0 PM, get hosed
Logan Mailloux: 12 games, 13 PM (OHL)
Samuel Morin: 0 games 😔
Craig Berube: 82 games, 597 PM
Jordan Binnington : 37 games, 14 PM, 1 water bottle thrown
Martin Jones: 35 games, 0 PM
Total Penalty Minutes: 1122, not counting Berube.
I am pretty sure league leader this year in Penalty Minutes was Nashville with 1015.
Bunch of Jerks did it ! Lead the league in penalty minutes.
More notes:
Pat Maroon was my team’s true shining star. A true 3 cup (soon to be 4 cup) champion.
Biggest disappointments: Clutterbuck and Kreider. Kreider decided to score goals and not take penalties, loving lame. Kadri showed that you can have a breakout season and still be a shithead and take penalties.
Evander Kane would be 6th in the league in penalty minutes based on his ratio. More on him in a minute.
I’m actually surprised with how many players were still played this year: Perry, Simmonds, Luke Schenn, Andrew Ladd, Austin Watson, etc
Finally: both hilariously and in a bit of disgust, it’s crazy looking back and I took Evander Kane because he was a poo poo head, but At the time it was like “yeah, surely he won’t play this year because of the poo poo he did / does.” And now the dude has played half a season and is 2 rounds away from a Stanley cup. For the record, dude is a poo poo head and should not have been allowed to play this year.
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- CBJSprague24
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another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it
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Ok, so I finally took the time to add up my team stats, with the only stat that matters: Penalty Minutes
Team Carolina Bunch of Jerks
Nazem Kadri: 71 games. 71 PM
Chris Kreider: 81 games, 24 PM
Brad Marchand: 70 Games, 97 PM
Tom Wilson: 78 games, 98 PM
Max Domi: 72 games, 55 PM
Corey Perry: 82 games, 66 PM
Wayne Simmonds: 72 games, 96 PM
Pat Maroon: 81 games, 134 PM
Radko Gudas: 77 games, 105 PM
Zach Bogosian: 48 games, 53 PM
Luke Schenn: 66 games, 61 PM
Andrew Ladd: 51 games, 47 PM
Cal Clutterbuck: 59 games, 10 PM
Erik Gudbranson: 78 games, 68 PM
Joe Thornton: 34 games, 10 PM
Brendan Smith: 45 games, 36 PM
Austin Watson : 67 games, 91 PM
Evander Kane: 43 games, 60 PM
Zac Rinaldo: 0 games, 0 PM, get hosed
Logan Mailloux: 12 games, 13 PM (OHL)
Samuel Morin: 0 games 😔
Craig Berube: 82 games, 597 PM
Jordan Binnington : 37 games, 14 PM, 1 water bottle thrown
Martin Jones: 35 games, 0 PM
Total Penalty Minutes: 1122, not counting Berube.
I am pretty sure league leader this year in Penalty Minutes was Nashville with 1015.
Bunch of Jerks did it ! Lead the league in penalty minutes.
More notes:
Pat Maroon was my team’s true shining star. A true 3 cup (soon to be 4 cup) champion.
Biggest disappointments: Clutterbuck and Kreider. Kreider decided to score goals and not take penalties, loving lame. Kadri showed that you can have a breakout season and still be a shithead and take penalties.
Evander Kane would be 6th in the league in penalty minutes based on his ratio. More on him in a minute.
I’m actually surprised with how many players were still played this year: Perry, Simmonds, Luke Schenn, Andrew Ladd, Austin Watson, etc
Finally: both hilariously and in a bit of disgust, it’s crazy looking back and I took Evander Kane because he was a poo poo head, but At the time it was like “yeah, surely he won’t play this year because of the poo poo he did / does.” And now the dude has played half a season and is 2 rounds away from a Stanley cup. For the record, dude is a poo poo head and should not have been allowed to play this year.
Did anyone draft a player who would later be acquired by their real-life counterpart team after the season began like Carolina and Max Domi?
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- mentholmoose
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The Blues!
code:Name GP G A P +- PIM
Alex Barkov 67 39 49 88 36 18
Gabriel Landeskog 51 30 29 59 27 78
Nino Niederreiter 75 24 20 44 29 34
Brandon Hagel 77 25 19 44 -18 31
Adam Henrique 58 19 23 42 -2 14
Jared Spurgeon 65 10 30 40 32 10
Gustav Forsling 71 10 27 37 41 18
Jordan Staal 78 17 19 36 11 18
Barclay Goodrow 79 13 20 33 13 69
Alexis Lafreniere 79 19 12 31 2 37
Mattias Ekholm 76 6 25 31 14 44
Scott Laughton 67 11 19 30 -9 35
Jordan Greenway 62 10 17 27 26 69
Chris Wideman 64 4 23 27 -25 67
Eeli Tolvanen 75 11 12 23 -7 16
Jonathan Dahlen 61 12 10 22 -25 12
Connor McMichael 68 9 9 18 -3 10
Trevor van Riemsdyk 72 1 16 17 -3 40
Ryan Ellis 4 1 4 5 2 0
Troy Stecher 29 1 2 3 -7 13
272 385 657 134 633
Name GP GS Record GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Jake Oettinger 48 46 30-15-1 114 1331 1217 .914 2.53 1 2708
Alexandar Georgiev 33 28 15-10-2 85 832 747 .898 2.92 2 1746
81 74 45-25-3 199 2163 1964 .908 2.68 3 4454
e: I don't really remember the cap situation but considering player ages, I think they could be good for a couple more years. Couple vets would probably have to get moved in the offseason, though. I dunno how long their window would really be.
mentholmoose fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 1, 2022
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YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
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The Flyers!
code:Name GP G A P +- PIM
Leon Draisaitl 80 55 55 110 17 40
Dylan Strome 69 22 26 48 -6 28
Yanni Gourde 74 21 27 48 -13 45
Anton Lundell 65 18 26 44 33 18
Thomas Chabot 59 7 31 38 -3 26
Max Pacioretty 39 19 18 37 8 33
Joel Farabee 63 17 17 34 -11 50
Travis Sanheim 80 7 24 31 9 34
Tomas Tatar 76 15 15 30 -22 22
Alex Goligoski 72 2 28 30 41 34
Patric Hornqvist 65 11 17 28 -5 19
Matt Dumba 57 7 20 27 9 47
Eetu Luostarinen 78 9 17 26 1 12
Blake Lizotte 70 10 14 24 15 28
Dante Fabbro 66 3 21 24 13 24
Radek Faksa 77 5 14 19 -20 52
Michael Raffl 76 7 9 16 -19 16
Colin Miller 38 2 12 14 -2 21
Cam York 30 3 7 10 -14 6
Wade Allison 1 0 0 0 -1 0
240 398 638 30 555
Name GP GS Record GA SA SV SV% GAA SO MIN
Juuse Saros 67 67 38-25-3 173 2107 1934 .918 2.64 4 3931
Anton Khudobin 9 7 3-4-1 28 231 203 .879 3.63 0 462
76 74 41-29-4 201 2338 2137 .914 2.75 4 4393
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Seattle Kraken
code:Player GP G A PTS +/- PIM
Jonathan Marchessault 76 30 36 66 3 36
Nick Schmaltz 63 23 36 59 1 14
Mikko Rantanen 75 36 56 92 35 56
Janne Kuokkanen 57 6 11 17 -10 10
Christian Dvorak 56 11 22 33 -19 24
Craig Smith 74 16 20 36 2 28
Tanner Pearson 68 14 20 34 9 30
Casey Mittelstadt 40 6 13 19 -14 4
Warren Foegele 82 12 14 26 -9 24
Mason McTavish 9 2 1 3 3 2
Jason Dickinson 62 5 6 11 -1 19
Tyler Motte 58 7 8 15 2 22
Brendan Perlini 23 4 1 5 -2 6
Roman Josi 80 23 73 96 13 46
Ryan McDonagh 71 4 22 26 15 16
Torey Krug 64 9 34 43 23 48
Tucker Poolman 40 1 2 3 2 12
Brendan Dillon 79 3 17 20 16 67
Philippe Myers 27 1 3 4 5 12
Totals 213 395 608 74 476
Goalie GP wins GAA SV% GSAA
Darcy Kuemper 57 37 2.54 0.921 25.1
Mike Smith 28 16 2.81 0.915 7.3
By raw counting my goals are quite low, which is partly a function of nobody outside of who would have been my top line + Josi scoring more than 20, but also heaps of my guys missed time, with the above roster playing only 75% of the games of a full team, so factoring that in it would have been better, perhaps above average - that said some of those missed games were healthy scratches..
Two 90 point players is great, and I actually think Kuemper and Smith would have made a good actual tandem. Nick Schmaltz being almost a PPG on a terrible side (i'll be honest I never watched him play) means I would have had a pretty threatening top line/PP1. Once they were off the ice the threat level falls away an awful lot, but the bottom 9 would have atleast been reasonably safe defensively.
A deadline trade for a 2nd line threat would instantly make this team a whole lot better.
Now to do my gimmick team..
VOTE1 fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Jun 12, 2022
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The ELC Redwings
code:Player GP G A PTS plusminus PIM
Jason Robertson 74 41 38 79 16 22
Quinton Byfield 40 5 5 10 -7 20
Martin Necas 78 14 26 40 5 32
Vitaly Kravtsov 20 2 2 4 -6 4
Kirby Dach 70 9 17 26 -18 43
V Podkolzin 79 14 12 26 7 26
Mikhail Maltsev 18 0 0 0 -5 2
Cody Glass 8 0 1 1 0 0
Sampo Ranta 10 0 0 0 -4 2
John Leonard 14 1 1 2 -5 0
Barrett Hayton 60 10 14 24 -8 20
Moritz Seider 82 7 43 50 -9 34
Adam Fox 78 11 63 74 18 26
Jack Rathbone 9 0 0 0 -5 2
Nikolai Knyzhov 56 2 8 10 -10 39
Mario Ferraro 63 2 12 14 -5 16
V Soderstrom 16 0 0 0 -7 6
Totals 118 242 360 -43 294
Goalie G W GAA SV% GSAA
Spencer Knight 32 19 2.79 0.908 0.5
S Bobrovsky 54 39 2.67 0.913 8.6
Bench
Loui Eriksson 73 3 16 19 -18 6
"
Jonathan Toews" 71 12 25 37 -14 39
Jeff Skinner 80 33 30 63 -14 42
Shea Weber
6 of my forwards played more than 20 games... When I picked the gimmick I didn't anticipate other teams picking contract over ability as early as they did, which did mean there really weren't many ELC players left by the half way point who were going to actually play every game. End result is a third line that played a combined 36 games for a single assist!
Biggest surprise was Jeff Skinner (picked so I made cap, which i'm not sure I even did in the end..), and also Bob who proved the whole goalie voodoo thing.
My last gimmick team was the all time one per country team, that was great - this was dumb and bad. No stars.
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- T-Bone
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we doing another one? talk in discord was another all-timer maybe?
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we doing another one? talk in discord was another all-timer maybe?
I've been busy with work, I was going to post a thread soon-ish. Did we ever get to any sort of consensus on how access to pre-expansion players should be handled?
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I would love to do this again, I've been thinking about it! I think once the first few days of free agency hit and players have contracts, we can move forward with it.
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I would love to do this again, I've been thinking about it! I think once the first few days of free agency hit and players have contracts, we can move forward with it.
Good news! It's a suppository There's a signup thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4006477
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