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Stealing the OP from T-Bone: Round, uh, eight? of our offseason redrafting of the NHL. 32 goons assemble to ignore veterans and draft teenagers. At least three will draft gimmick teams of NHLers who look like Spielberg Era Nazis or guys with two consecutive vowels in their name. Many more will be consensus picked. Here are the rules as posted before: The draft order will snake and be randomly chosen. We use a Google Spreadsheet to keep track of picks and you can make your own pages in there to show devotion to your fake teams if you so desire. As with all pursuits that combine nerdery and sports, this requires some time investment and as the game goes on, perhaps some research to find players to fit your drafting plan; expect to spend a month or two with your good buddies in this thread. Despite the serious element, this is all about fun (and escaping the miserable emptiness of the hockey offseason). We will do our best to discuss picks and explain what we are doing and it would be cool if some other folks would do the same. We will post obscure advanced metrics to support our reaches and videos to support our vague feels. RULES 1. Players you select must be the "property" of an NHL team. For instance, you can draft recently drafted guys like Owen Power. This rule seems to have always had a lot of leeway, with people drafting UFAs and various unsigned players. I think it makes sense to do it as, they must have been the property of an NHL team, played the past season in the NHL, or are in the process of coming to the NHL (i.e. like if Jagr tries to come back again). 2. The salary cap for 2021-2022 is $81.5 million. The cap floor is $60.2 million. If you gently caress up the cap we'll laugh at you but we'll still need you next year because this forum is dying. 3. The draft timer only runs from 10:00 AM EST to 10:00 PM EST. It is snake format (so at pick #31, that team also picks #32 and so on). Each drafting team has a 2 hour window during this period and that 2 hours rolls over - if your pick comes on the clock at 9 PM, you have until 11 AM the next day to make your choice. If someone fails to draft within that time, their pick is skipped. They will be auto-skipped until they return to make whatever picks are still due of them. You can pick outside of this window as long as it is your pick, but the timer will not be running on anyone. If you know you are unable to be around to make your pick, there are always several people around that you can send a short list of players to and they will pick for you. 4. We will be selecting 23 players and 1 head coach. You need to take at least 12 forwards, 6 defenseman, and 2 goalies. Head coaches can be literally anyone. EAST TEAMS Toronto Maple Leafs - eXXon Ottawa Senators - shyduck Montreal Canadiens - stab Buffalo Sabres - Ginette Reno Boston Bruins - mono Florida Panthers - Iodised QQ Tampa Bay Lightning - Carolina Hurricanes - Duckman2008 Washington Capitals - glynnenstein New Jersey Devils - fawning deference Pittsburgh Penguins - kalensc Philadelphia Flyers - mentholmoose New York Islanders - Yaya New York Rangers - WeaponX Columbus Blue Jackets - CBJSprague24 Detroit Red Wings - WEST TEAMS Winnipeg Jets - FBS Nashville Predators - Technetium Chicago Blackhawks - MononcQC St. Louis Blues - Calgary Flames - El Gallinero Gros Colorado Avalanche - lazerwolf Minnesota Wild - Arabian Jesus Vancouver Canucks - Furnaceface Edmonton Oilers - Kuule hain nussivan Anaheim Ducks - JawKnee Dallas Stars - Starsfan Los Angeles Kings - Drunk Canuck San José Sharks - T-Bone Seattle Kraken - VOTE1 Arizona Coyotes - Good Soldier Svejk Vegas Golden Knights - tarbrush Past Drafts 2013: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Amj_wGJYwFRYdEtqcm5pTXRlcmY5Mm1CRzE0NC1pVVE&usp=sharing 2014: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18GPrsdczGD_5Ltddnu9_1hi08ICYdqW-VYet7m12gdw/edit#gid=0 2015: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a80PmyvcOnXidTbKzsd0mkxjVKIP1LoiHcXtMuUMKjU/edit#gid=0 2016: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1USAL3-EVziJcfWq-CTtAQETjt5AFZCGFXdOc8PpsFR4/edit#gid=0 2017: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HpjAH9GXLGBV_UrSMokwzh1wMwj9gualaX6fvrdyA68/edit 2018: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZXbrSmiLyeQv4HsJ2nYdeQabNxDSUKk2LcMcoL0hsZI/edit#gid=0 2019: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JOZfvDBowWzNLrGsSePJgCSQe9kTj2QQIGHF4JYjWqI/edit?usp=sharing mentholmoose fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zevB6NYOeZ6kQ7d5P9TLM2O7DcmxmJh4QJhDvwhBCIM/edit?usp=sharing Draft Order: Arizona Coyotes Florida Panthers Dallas Stars Chicago Blackhawks Philadelphia Flyers Vancouver Canucks Colorado Avalanche Detroit Red Wings Nashville Predators Carolina Hurricanes New York Islanders Minnesota Wild St. Louis Blues Washington Capitals Los Angeles Kings Winnipeg Jets Toronto Maple Leafs Edmonton Oilers Boston Bruins Ottawa Senators Anaheim Ducks Montreal Canadiens Calgary Flames New Jersey Devils Buffalo Sabres Seattle Kraken Vegas Golden Knights New York Rangers San Jose Sharks Columbus Blue Jackets Pittsburgh Penguins Tampa Bay Lightning mentholmoose fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Aug 30, 2021 |
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Aug 12, 2021 20:24
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Hell yeah, thanks for making the thread. I'm still stuck at work. Gimme the Jets!
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Aug 12, 2021 20:27
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Rangers!
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Claiming Carolina Hurricanes
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Aug 12, 2021 20:54
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Flames, son!
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Aug 12, 2021 21:32
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I’m in. Kraken please!
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Aug 12, 2021 22:38
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You know which team is mine Cup finalists baby...lets draft a team right into the basement 
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Aug 12, 2021 22:57
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stab posted:You know which team is mine Alright, good luck managing the Leafs.
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Aug 12, 2021 23:47
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I'll take the Dallas Stars, unless another Stars fan wants to play and have the Stars in which case bump me to whatever 
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 Just looked at the last thread. Wonder who the guy who drafted as the jets was? This time I’ll try and not make picks based purely on one season of 20% shooting percentages..
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Aug 13, 2021 11:32
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I'm still mad about getting swept by a wild card team in the first round
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mentholmoose posted:Toronto Maple Leafs - eXXon
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Sweet. I'll take the Devils but won't be as intensely consumed by this as usual.
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Aug 13, 2021 22:20
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Does anyone know about this thread?
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I have ruined the Coyotes multiple times before but this time I feel will be different, sign me up for them
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We have 10 people onboard. It will be interesting to see who gets picked after McDavid. I probably know #2 as well, but after that it's really all over the place.
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fawning deference posted:We have 10 people onboard. It will be interesting to see who gets picked after McDavid. I probably know #2 as well, but after that it's really all over the place. I'm expecting even higher center bias and no goalies save for Vasy going for the first 3 rounds
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Aug 15, 2021 00:02
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I AM THE LA KINGS this time I will not pick Matt Murray as my starting goalie 
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Aug 15, 2021 00:11
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Put me in as a possible/maybe for the Vancouver Canucks. I cant guarantee I will pick on time, possibly MIA for days at a time, and be forced to make quick decisions on bad contracts with no thought put into them. If you get more than 32 bump me out, if not, I will be your Jim Benning.
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Drunk Canuck posted:this time I will not pick Matt Murray as my starting goalie He'd be a bold choice for a backup.
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I'll take the perdators
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eXXon posted:He'd be a bold choice for a backup. I am not willing to discuss draft strategy at this time.
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fawning deference posted:We have 10 people onboard. It will be interesting to see who gets picked after McDavid. I probably know #2 as well, but after that it's really all over the place. McDavid didn't go #1 last draft 
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stab posted:McDavid didn't go #1 last draft What? Who did?
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fawning deference posted:What? Who did? Stanley cup champion Vasilevsky did.
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Aug 15, 2021 02:57
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Is that serious? I don't remember that but that is insane.
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Aug 15, 2021 03:00
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It was a strong gimmick pick and I commend it
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Aug 15, 2021 03:06
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I'll take the Pens if the OP is up to date
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Can't have your cap tied up in one player no matter how good which is why I'm going to select Chandler Stephenson first overall.
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I'm going Tyler Johnson first round he's an all-timer
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I'll come back after a couple years off to do the Washington Capitals, unless Zodijackylite would like to keep on going with them, in which case I'll pick some other team.
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I can take a non-Atlantic, non-Chicago team. Preference for whichever slot needs to be filled 
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Arabian Jesus posted:I can take a non-Atlantic, non-Chicago team. Preference for whichever slot needs to be filled I'll give you the Minnesota Wild for now, if somebody else wants them we'll move you somewhere else. Over halfway filled now, we'll get more people in soon!
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Can I be Edmonton!? I would love to see if I can make a better (OR WORSE) team than the actual Oilers.
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Aug 17, 2021 21:53
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When is the draft ?
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Aug 17, 2021 22:40
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Duckman2008 posted:When is the draft ? probably as soon as we get a full roster (or close enough) the draft order will be revealed and then they will call the start to the draft in 24 hours notice or w/e. Hard to say when that will be right now but usually when we get closer to a full compliment of goons the last spots fill up quick.
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Yeah once we get a full roster I'll come up with a spreadsheet and draft order. Get more people to sign up soon and we'll get there.
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Aug 18, 2021 19:02
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Nobody told me this was up!!! Islanders
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I'll take the Sabres. Or whoever.
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