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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



seems like you could eliminate most of the covid tracking stuff with one round of six degrees of bolsonaro

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AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Golli posted:

Some news sites are already calling him "Coughing Joe Biden"

which will translate easily enough into "Coffin Joe Biden" in a month or so, should things continue on their current trajectory.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
let’s go Brandon (into the grave)

whiskey patrol
Feb 26, 2003

Thoguh posted:

They didn’t take a PCR test today. They said nothing about whether or not he took a different kind of test.

Being so exact with the wording 'asympotmaric' PCR test tomorrow etc. gives the game away. They aren't technically lying, as they will let you know when sleepy Joe gets vented lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

let’s go Brandon (into the grave)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

there's good news: if he's vaccinated and he has his booster shot, he's protected from severe illness and death

the winter of severe illness and death is for the unvaccinated and their families and the hospitals they'll soon overwhelm

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

whiskey patrol posted:

Being so exact with the wording 'asympotmaric' PCR test tomorrow etc. gives the game away. They aren't technically lying, as they will let you know when sleepy Joe gets vented lol

that was my initial thought, but Psaki later clarified it with an overt denial (ofc she may just have been lying when it became apparent they didn't slip that one past people)

https://twitter.com/dsupervilleap/status/1473377939169370120?s=20

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dustcat posted:

there's good news: if he's vaccinated and he has his booster shot, he's protected from severe illness and death

He got a Pfizer booster on 9/27

Antibodies are probably gone by now

:rip:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pretty quick turnaround on him saying all kids under 5 would die and they had it coming to getting covid lmao

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

let’s go Brandon (into the grave)

Personally I would not want to gently caress Joe Biden to death

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


how the gently caress did he get it again this is like his fourth time with covid

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

this m,otherfuker better pull trumps superman shirt trick if he survives someone needs to i swear to god

he'll double down and, in a covid, steroid and dementia induced stupor, say that he wants to sniff the hair of all the beautiful children

whiskey patrol
Feb 26, 2003

LGD posted:

that was my initial thought, but Psaki later clarified it with an overt denial (ofc she may just have been lying when it became apparent they didn't slip that one past people)

https://twitter.com/dsupervilleap/status/1473377939169370120?s=20

Dammit - i want to believe! I should have realized that expecting the press secretary to be good with words was a mistake. We truly are ruled by the worst of the worst.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Hatebag posted:

Pretty quick turnaround on him saying all kids under 5 would die and they had it coming to getting covid lmao

The poetry of it would be too perfect for this wretched world

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Grapplejack posted:

how the gently caress did he get it again this is like his fourth time with covid

Turns out that if you get no shots, take no precautious, are constantly around 100s of similar people, and fly to hotspots to play gotta catch em all with the variants… you will get lots of Covid.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Back to work tomorrow from 5am to 8pm because people can't get over their addiction to cheap junk that will end up in a landfill within the next few months.

Happy Omicron!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Grapplejack posted:

how the gently caress did he get it again this is like his fourth time with covid
His covid works like herpes and just goes into hibernation when the immune system is about to kick its rear end.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

McNugget Buddy posted:

He got a Pfizer booster on 9/27

Antibodies are probably gone by now

:rip:

He’s had one booster, yes, but what about second booster?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grapplejack posted:

how the gently caress did he get it again this is like his fourth time with covid

It's pretty simple, natural immunity doesn't work with the recent variant (2.4x increased chance of a breakthrough infection)

Imagine the breakthrough odds are even worse due to weaker boomer immune systems

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Platystemon posted:

He’s had one booster, yes, but what about second booster?



i can assure that joeseph robinette titers’s blood is thick as stew with antibodies

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

bump this thread every time joe biden has covid

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


It would be cool if we got access to the megadrugs keeping thus lich ticking

Zantie
Mar 30, 2003

Death. The capricious dance of Now You Stop Moving Forever.
Wonder if he'll have any new symptoms by Sunday night.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He’s had one COVID, yes, but what about second COVID?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
He’s had one pandemic pathogen, yes, but what about second pandemic?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp
JOEVID

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space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

Platystemon posted:

He’s had one pandemic pathogen, yes, but what about second pandemic?



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