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Yaldabaoth posted:This is the kind of masseuse who should be giving the hand jobs. she'd probably do it like she was starting a drat lawnmower
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Bargearse posted:All that and they didn’t even wank you off.
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Caesar Saladin posted:she'd probably do it like she was starting a drat lawnmower the real method for foreskin restoration
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Sometimes you gotta tell them to keep their hands off ya dick because as soon as they touch it is another $60 on the bill. gently caress that, and good luck arguing.
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Caesar Saladin posted:she'd probably do it like she was starting a drat lawnmower
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Caesar Saladin posted:she'd probably do it like she was starting a drat lawnmower
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Remember when that guy shot up those massage parlors killing all those sex workers while screaming "I'm doing this to kill readily available sex workers!" Then right afterwords that made everyone uncomfortable so Twitter and the news contextualized it to be an anti Asian crime? 
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I never ask for the happy ending because I don’t want them to laugh at my small penis 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I never ask for the happy ending because I don’t want them to laugh at my small penis Better a small penis than a really huge one that looks like the silkworm from James and the Giant Peach.
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Charles Bukowski posted:Better a small penis than a really huge one that looks like the silkworm from James and the Giant Peach. This is very troubling
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im hiring some skinny broads with sharp elbows to really gently caress up peoples muscles. they feel the need, the need to kneed.
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Corn Glizzy posted:the real method for foreskin restoration More like foreskin removal.
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Would not recommend, came here with my buddy.. 15 mins into his massage she comes to the lobby and tells me to wait outside.. I don’t understand the point of having furniture in your lobby if you’re not allowed to sit and wait. Very disrespectful, also my buddy said she demanded tip during the massage and she talked on the phone the whole time booking appointment and talking to her friends.
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another tip is to keep the lights really dim so you can hire really ugly people for cheaper and no one will know
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I know a guy what got a rub & tug at one of those little parlours in the mall lmao
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Lol just picking up some socks from Sears and getting the ol’ pole tugged
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Jun 2, 2022 18:04
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mite get an orange julius then get the old bait and tackle polished
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Rubmaps dot com op
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numberoneposter posted:mite get an orange julius then get the old bait and tackle polished Carb up first with some Auntie Anne’s
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Tugway Tug Club Card
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah man they should really jack you off FIRST so you’re super relaxed for the massage. that's always nice
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*Accidentally drives to a Bed Bath and Beyond by accident because accidentally searched for "Rug and Tub"*
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they said i was getting a happy ending but when i orgasmed i couldn't stop crying, 1/5 stars
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ive never had a massage in my life, i feel like i could probably benefit from one though
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Ape Fist posted:ive never had a massage in my life, i feel like i could probably benefit from one though Yeah it’s worth it, go to a legit massage therapy place though.
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a good ole therapeutic back rub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNRW9zcJmm4
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