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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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I Like It
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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but what if you want him to get chill again? maybe he goes back to normal if you emptyquote
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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i think the hammock cat should be slow and get fatter and fatter every t
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ime you make a post
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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At the rate I post, the poor thing would be slinging around like a loop-the-loop roller coaster.
And then somebody would have to code up the cat getting sick and barfing all over the people in the seats behind.
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Aug 4, 2023 18:49
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lmao
 
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Aug 4, 2023 21:27
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- cruft
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therefore i am the hammock cat
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i hammock, therefore i cat
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Aug 5, 2023 03:24
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- FreshCutFries
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Aug 7, 2023 05:30
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- your friend sk
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(ヤイケス!)
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here's some code that makes the cat faster every time you click on a page (i think making it per post might need cookies? i'll have to dig into it). it works in firefox and i haven't tested anything else. one custom CSS sheet and one userscript:
CSS code:/* ==UserStyle==
@name Rock and roll, cat!
@namespace https://forums.somethingawful.com/
@version 0.1
@description Bring that cat into the 21st century!
@author your friend sk
==/UserStyle== */
@-moz-document domain("forums.somethingawful.com") {
body.forum_268 #content::after {
content: ''; /* removes classic cat */
}
#catte {
animation: hammock-swing 5s cubic-bezier(.4,0,.6,1) 0s infinite alternate none;
pointer-events: none;
content: url('https://i.imgur.com/xiVDGPA.png');
background-repeat: no-repeat;
position: fixed;
top: 0px;
left: 5px;
opacity: 0.4;
visibility: visible;
min-width: 200px;
min-height: 200px;
}
@keyframes hammock-swing {
0.0%{
transform-origin: top center;
transform: rotate(0deg);
}
100%{
transform-origin: top center;
transform: rotate(-20deg);
}
}
#userlist, #messagebuffer {
background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
}
}
JavaScript code:// ==UserScript==
// @name Modern Cat
// @namespace http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version 0.1
// @description Smooth cat style
// @author your friend sk
// @match https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @icon https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=somethingawful.com
// @grant none
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
let speed = 5.0;
let catte = document.createElement('div');
catte.id = 'catte';
catte.style.animationDuration = `${speed}s`;
let body = document.getElementsByClassName('forum_268')[0];
body.classList.add('cathouse');
body.append(catte);
window.addEventListener("click", function(event) {
let spd = catte.style.animationDuration;
if (spd != "0.1s") {
spd = spd.substring(0,spd.length-1);
spd -= 0.1;
spd = spd + 's';
catte.style.animationDuration = spd;
console.log('wow!');
}
});
})();
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