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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
I'm looking for one of those "Fw: FW: fw: Fw: This really happened LOL!!!!" email forwards. It involved a real estate agent who was trying to evict a tenant she'd been sleeping with. It was really funny and I want to read it again, but I can't seem to find it.

Any chance anyone remembers what I'm talking about?

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Ghost Hat
Jun 25, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Street Soldier posted:

I'm not sure if this is the right thread for it but here goes, a friend of a friend of mine is looking for a certain TV show, the message sent to me was "I need to find a comedy tv show, that went off the air in 2000, matt groening, steven spielberg and neil patrick harris love it, its been referenced on the simpsons and futurama and its about to be re-released on dvd sometime soon and starts with the letter S."

Don't ask me how this guy knows so much about a show without actually knowing what the drat show is but hey, there it is, my friend and friend of friend and I would appreciate any help GBS has to offer regarding this elusive show.

Was it Strangers With Candy?

Be Depressive
Jul 8, 2006
"The drawings of the girls are badly proportioned and borderline pedo material. But"
Sifl & Olly?

That was a pretty fantastic MTV show that went off the air in '99. It's basically sock puppets, by this guy Liam Lynch who's responsible for most of the Tenacious D stuff. It's pretty well-loved and was out on DVD at some point but Viacom won't release them, so all you can find really are VHS rips.

Sifl & Olly was a fantastic show, though.

Deep Space Hitler
Apr 21, 2011

Uglycat posted:

Thanks!

How 'bout the guy that posted about his application to the FBI, and how he had to take a lie detector test the next day (or so). Shows up at the FBI, sits down, gets strapped in, does the normal calibration stuff, then the agent pulls out a printout of his thread?

Or any other 'goon detectives' gone awry?

I know this is from a few pgs back but I must know the scoop on this poo poo right here

mappertyst
Aug 18, 2006
I'm trying to find a podcast I listened to sometime between 2006-2009. (I'm actually looking for an individual episode of the podcast.) I'm not 100% sure, but I believe it was This American Life or something very similar to it. The episode in question involved a reporter going to meet with the family of someone who had died. I believe it was a son who had died, and I think he was a firefighter, or maybe a volunteer. He had died in a wildfire, I think, and done something during the fire for which he was posthumously disciplined. He might have been disciplined for responding to the fire at all. I think the guy was a little bit goofy when he was alive. The focus of the story was how the family felt about it all, and I think they had sort of an abnormal view point on the situation. I know this sounds crazy, but I have to find this to put my mind to rest. I've tried every combination of search terms on the podcast's archives, but I don't think it contains every episode; additionally, I'm not sure that's the right episode.

It's going to blow my mind if anyone figures this out.

This might help, but it hasn't helped me:

I just read about a FOIA case (Forest Service Employees for Environmental Ethics v. U.S. Fire Service) involving events that sound very similar to the events in the story. I'm really just trying to discover any kind of connection, but I haven't yet had any luck.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Street Soldier posted:

I'm not sure if this is the right thread for it but here goes, a friend of a friend of mine is looking for a certain TV show, the message sent to me was "I need to find a comedy tv show, that went off the air in 2000, matt groening, steven spielberg and neil patrick harris love it, its been referenced on the simpsons and futurama and its about to be re-released on dvd sometime soon and starts with the letter S."

Don't ask me how this guy knows so much about a show without actually knowing what the drat show is but hey, there it is, my friend and friend of friend and I would appreciate any help GBS has to offer regarding this elusive show.

Sports Night?

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


Years ago I saw a video, the title was something along the lines of "Chinese doctor performs surgery without instruments", basically a dude laying on his back with a big lump, Chinese doctor slices through it with his fingernail, squeezes out an obscene amount of pus, the rips out a cyst with his bare hands. Haven't been able to find it since. Help me gross out my friends!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Iucounu posted:

Years ago I saw a video, the title was something along the lines of "Chinese doctor performs surgery without instruments", basically a dude laying on his back with a big lump, Chinese doctor slices through it with his fingernail, squeezes out an obscene amount of pus, the rips out a cyst with his bare hands. Haven't been able to find it since. Help me gross out my friends!

There are a ton of videos of home surgeries removing stuff like :nms:this:nms:

They are all revolting and most of the people comment on the smell. Just follow your nose the sidebar links and you can continue to revel in the pus spraying growths that people somehow manage to ignore until they are at the breaking point and *bam* hot sebum in yo eyes!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

JustFrakkingDoIt posted:

There are a ton of videos of home surgeries removing stuff like :nms:this:nms:

That dude stars in more than one such video, he's a regular Mount Cystmore.

Years ago, one of the demo groups released a really neat 3d animation demo. Fancy 3d was still kind of a big deal at the time, I think. The demo, as I remember it, seemed to be taking place in a music box, or at least it featured jewelery-box type music. The centerpiece was two figures dancing or ice-skating on a kind of pedestal, while the other characters all went about their business. I _think_ the whole thing was toy themed, and may have actually been called "Toys" or something similar. The whole thing was really beautiful and serene.

Sorry if that's vague, but it's been many years since I saw it. I sure would like to find that demo, again.

mekkanare
Sep 12, 2008
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There was a flash game I played probably not 6 months ago where it was a side-scrolling adventure game. What was unique about it is after killing an enemy, you could play as that enemy through the levels after your character died. The amount of enemies you could be was quite a huge list as well.

I know it's pretty vague, but it's a fairly recent game so I feel somebody should know what I'm talking about.

Iraff
Dec 29, 2008

Yeah, that's Great Dungeon in the Sky, it rules

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Sep 12, 2008
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Iraff posted:

Yeah, that's Great Dungeon in the Sky, it rules

Ah. Thank you kindly, sir!

BagelMaster
Mar 20, 2008
What was the website where you could rate escorts and prostitutes that had all the terrifying and sometimes hilarious reviews by the johns? Not punter net, I swear there was a not as ugly site for the US or Canada...

:::EDIT::: It turns out it was punter net. Searching for keywords is a must for finding internet hilarity.

BagelMaster fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Nov 21, 2011

scottish
Nov 2, 2011

Not actually Scottish

MLIOOBE posted:

I'm looking for a blog style site - I think it was an actual domain as opposed to a Wordpress or the like - where the guy was on a quest to find the best CFS/country fried steak/chicken fried steak in Texas. There was nothing on it but CFS reviews. He had tons and tons of reviews and the last time I read it was still going to place. I think he may have been aiming to visit at least 100 places. He kept a top ten or something ranking on the left side, I think.

When I search for it now I can only find single entries in a variety of food blogs, as well as the requisite recipes for it.

That would be Dallasfood.org's series on CFS. He just recently designed his site and all of the CFS entries appear to be gone. I sent him an email asking where the entries went, and if he replies back I'll let you know. I love his blog and check on it infrequently.

You can find some of these through the wayback machine. Here's one.

EagerSleeper
Feb 3, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Did anyone ever watch a gmod video that had a slow zoom up of Team Fortress Two's Sniper? It was pretty creepy, as the video was quoting Portal 2, "Make them believe... that you're human."

Extremely vague, and I wouldn't be disappointed if no one else watches obscure gmod videos on Youtube as much as I do. :v:

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
I've been looking for this video on youtube for a while, I don't know if it's still around any more.

It was a compilation video of race car crashes and a japanese announcer just saying CRASHU in a really thick hilarious japanese accent. :o:

fembot
Jan 31, 2008

"She's a very sexy lady."
I need a cartoon strip of a woman going through the day being harassed by men on the street, catcalling and whathaveyou. She returns home and her husband says something like "I would LOVE to get that kind of attention!"

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug

Lampsacus posted:

Was that the one with everybody in the jeeps headbanging to the hip hop?

Yes, not the eminem one though.

Hotdog Farmer
Sep 12, 2005

But seriously, grow some balls.
Anyone know of a site that rolls out funny screenshots of smartphone text conversations? I know of the autocorrectfails site but there was a general funny one that was like https://www.smart(don't remember any else). It was more so a pun in the URL. Any sites like that would be great!


Edit: smartphowned.com. But would still love more sites

Hotdog Farmer fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Nov 22, 2011

apples
Oct 16, 2004

Hotdog Farmer posted:

Anyone know of a site that rolls out funny screenshots of smartphone text conversations? I know of the autocorrectfails site but there was a general funny one that was like https://www.smart(don't remember any else). It was more so a pun in the URL. Any sites like that would be great!


Edit: smartphowned.com. But would still love more sites

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ is another one

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Iucounu posted:

Years ago I saw a video, the title was something along the lines of "Chinese doctor performs surgery without instruments", basically a dude laying on his back with a big lump, Chinese doctor slices through it with his fingernail, squeezes out an obscene amount of pus, the rips out a cyst with his bare hands. Haven't been able to find it since. Help me gross out my friends!

There's a bunch of these things from Africa, but I can't find the original uploader channel to get them all in one spot. This is one of them, and it involves draining pus from a guy's lungs through his back. Or something horrifying like that.
Anyway, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
:nms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7lDaLhweY
:nms:

Like I said, there's quite a few from the same place that all feature more stuff that looks like melted ice-cream, and in greater quantities than any human deserves to have drained from them.

nolen
Apr 4, 2004

butts.
I looked through the last page or so and didn't see it but I'm looking for something really specific from years ago.


I want to say it was a video, but it's possible that it was just an audio track of a preacher talking very passionately about the evils of anal sex.


Something along the lines of "IT'S NOT NATURAL" and "THERE ARE NERVE ENDINGS IN THERE" comes to mind but I really don't remember specifics.


HELP?!

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Internet comedian/writer Seanbaby once had a column in the Washington state magazine/website Wave Magazine. At some point, they stopped featuring his articles, and now it appears the website (formerly thewavemag.org, I believe) is gone completely. Anyone know how I might be able to find any of these old articles?

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

nolen posted:

I looked through the last page or so and didn't see it but I'm looking for something really specific from years ago.


I want to say it was a video, but it's possible that it was just an audio track of a preacher talking very passionately about the evils of anal sex.


Something along the lines of "IT'S NOT NATURAL" and "THERE ARE NERVE ENDINGS IN THERE" comes to mind but I really don't remember specifics.


HELP?!

Are you maybe thinking of the 'Yo butt aint made for that' guy?

nolen
Apr 4, 2004

butts.

Abugadu posted:

Are you maybe thinking of the 'Yo butt aint made for that' guy?

Oh god yes. THANK YOU.

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Gromit posted:

There's a bunch of these things from Africa, but I can't find the original uploader channel to get them all in one spot. This is one of them, and it involves draining pus from a guy's lungs through his back. Or something horrifying like that.
Anyway, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
:nms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7lDaLhweY
:nms:

Like I said, there's quite a few from the same place that all feature more stuff that looks like melted ice-cream, and in greater quantities than any human deserves to have drained from them.

Fortunately, most of these are magician-style tricks of perception. I remember seeing at least one news report about them.

E: That lung one sure looks real though :psyduck:

Catgirl Al Capone fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Nov 23, 2011

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

a medical mystery posted:

Fortunately, most of these are magician-style tricks of perception. I remember seeing at least one news report about them.

E: That lung one sure looks real though :psyduck:

Yeah, these African ones were NOT psychic healing or anything like that. This was volunteer doctors in medical tents trying to help people. There's one with a little girl that is heart breaking.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



fembot posted:

I need a cartoon strip of a woman going through the day being harassed by men on the street, catcalling and whathaveyou. She returns home and her husband says something like "I would LOVE to get that kind of attention!"

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

That was done by the guy who runs Alas, a blog

Darval
Nov 20, 2007

Shiny.
Half a page of people talking about cysts and pus. Amazing time to discover this thread.

Iraff posted:

Yeah, that's Great Dungeon in the Sky, it rules
drat, had forgotten about this. Thanks :D

fembot
Jan 31, 2008

"She's a very sexy lady."

tacodaemon posted:

That was done by the guy who runs Alas, a blog



Yes! Thank you so much.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I'm looking for an amateur pseudo-documentary that's been posted around here a few times. It's the one where some kid and his friends have a jam session or something at his parents' house over the weekend and it's treated like some big monumental thing except all the music completely sucks and the acts are terrible.

Varquel
Nov 29, 2007
I have been trying to find an intact copy of the Mr. Water/Culligan Man saga from 2005.

There is an entry in SAclopedia for it which links to the original threads and also a site which may or may not have been an alternate mirror of the content. When I looked at that site in the WayBack Machine I was only able to find one of the original images.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1363

Jiro Kage
Aug 6, 2003

PICKLE SURPRISE!
This one is a bit vague, but its all I have to go on. I'm looking for a particular .mod file, from probably the mid to late 90's, not by the future crew. It is distinctive because it starts off with the same intro riffs from rage in the machines "killing in the name of" song, followed by a quick break in with a keyboard. It's from a demo set, and I believe it came bundled as a self player, because, you know, back in the days of the demo competition scene.

It's a long shot, Nd I wish I remembered the name of the group (my mind is nagging me to say it starts with a g) but I figured if I could find it anywhere, it would be here.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
There was a, I believe, goon made web page that cropped up a few years back. On the page was a tv that streamed retro christmas shows and commercials from youtube. The tv even had rabbit ears you could mess with to increase or decrease static on the tv. The room also had a couch and some lights hung on the wall behind the tv.

Please someone know what site this was !

KimJongUnstoppable
Sep 18, 2010

Juche Lyfe 4 Ever!

adamj1982 posted:

There was a, I believe, goon made web page that cropped up a few years back. On the page was a tv that streamed retro christmas shows and commercials from youtube. The tv even had rabbit ears you could mess with to increase or decrease static on the tv. The room also had a couch and some lights hung on the wall behind the tv.

Please someone know what site this was !

Was it Betamaxmas?

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

zygotesix posted:

Was it Betamaxmas?

Yes! thank you much!

edit - Did he redo the lineup? I seem to remember more shows and less commercials, that seems to be all it is now

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Nov 26, 2011

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Looking for a song, The lyrics go something like

I like the moon cuz it is close to is, but not as close as a spoon, or something something or a dirigible. I have no idea what the actual song was from, but someone suggested it was from Sifl and Olly, but after looking around, I couldn't find it. Any help?

Just found it after asking, Christ.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU

VVV Yep Thanks guys :D Just found it right when I asked by searching Moon Zeppelin

JimsonTheBetrayer fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Nov 26, 2011

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Jimson posted:

Looking for a song, The lyrics go something like

I like the moon cuz it is close to is, but not as close as a spoon, or something something or a dirigible. I have no idea what the actual song was from, but someone suggested it was from Sifl and Olly, but after looking around, I couldn't find it. Any help?

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
Dammit. ^^

Jimson posted:

Looking for a song, The lyrics go something like

I like the moon cuz it is close to is, but not as close as a spoon, or something something or a dirigible. I have no idea what the actual song was from, but someone suggested it was from Sifl and Olly, but after looking around, I couldn't find it. Any help?

We Like The Moon as sung by the spongmonkeys from rathergood.com?

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Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Jiro Kage posted:

This one is a bit vague, but its all I have to go on. I'm looking for a particular .mod file, from probably the mid to late 90's, not by the future crew. It is distinctive because it starts off with the same intro riffs from rage in the machines "killing in the name of" song, followed by a quick break in with a keyboard. It's from a demo set, and I believe it came bundled as a self player, because, you know, back in the days of the demo competition scene.

THE DEMO COMPETITION SCENE WILL NEVER DIE JIRO KAGE

http://www.scenemusic.net/demovibes/song/30044/

http://www.scenemusic.net/demovibes/song/1087/

There is absolutely no guarantee either of these is the track you are looking for, but in general, if you are looking for any demoscene-specific song, Nectarine Demoscene Radio is the place to go (though it has a long and amazing history of disappearing from the Internet repeatedly, it is currently available, which is news to me!). I just searched "Rage Against the Machine," maybe you would have more luck with different searches.

Edit: Wow, that first song is so, so clearly not it. The second one is probably not either, though I tracked it down for you in GZip format: (called "gently caress the Norm") http://amp.dascene.net/detail.php?detail=modules&view=1137

Dr. Quarex fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Nov 26, 2011

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