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Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

AxeManiac posted:

We used to have honest goon cons, but then I think the self loathing nature of the site turned them into wait and mock goons while also still being a goon cons and the got too bitter and hateful to be fun.

Some people went to gooncamp and put up a "FYAD" sign on their tent and literally spent the entire weekend alone in their tent together, telling people outside the tent to go back to GBS lmao

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Some people went to gooncamp and put up a "FYAD" sign on their tent and literally spent the entire weekend alone in their tent together, telling people outside the tent to go back to GBS lmao

Don't forget :gooncamp:

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Joe Don Baker posted:

Don't forget :gooncamp:

Didn't a bunch of people at some unsanctioned goon camp just pile all their poo poo, plastic and all, into a lump and set it on fire, rather than carry it to a dumpster?

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Oh my god. I'm watching the Howard Stern Show XXX Parody. Two minutes in and the guy playing Ronnie is loving hilarious.

edit: Six minutes in now. They nailed everything. Mis-usage of words (George Ta-kai), the Emotional Friend, the "uh....a-WOWWWWWAHHH!" drop made it in...it's amazing. Not that I endorse such a thing, but it's pretty easy to find if you go rooting around for it on the web. If I were still a big fan of the show, I...I would actually buy this! :v:

Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Aug 6, 2012

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Cliche Guevara posted:

Oh my god. I'm watching the Howard Stern Show XXX Parody. Two minutes in and the guy playing Ronnie is loving hilarious.

edit: Six minutes in now. They nailed everything. Mis-usage of words (George Ta-kai), the Emotional Friend, the "uh....a-WOWWWWWAHHH!" drop made it in...it's amazing. Not that I endorse such a thing, but it's pretty easy to find if you go rooting around for it on the web. If I were still a big fan of the show, I...I would actually buy this! :v:

Is anyone from the show actually in it?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Joe Don Baker posted:

Is anyone from the show actually in it?

No, but they really missed out not making Sal and Richard get gay with each other.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

AxeManiac posted:

No, but they really missed out not making Sal and Richard get gay with each other.

Hey, give them some credit. They make tons of creepy eye contact during their scenes together.

Skitz
Apr 11, 2003

Your mommy kills animals! I bet you didn't know that.
Alright, nobody else is biting, so I'll just leave this here (from Howard's Twitter):

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/03/spoiled-rotten-pets/

Skitz fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Aug 6, 2012

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Skitz posted:

Alright, nobody else is biting, so I'll just leave this here (from Howard's Twitter):

http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/08/03/spoiled-rotten-pets/

Worth clicking that for the article comments alone.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

porkfriedrice posted:

Worth clicking that for the article comments alone.

Yeah, finally comments worth reading, haha, oh man, those stern "fans" know how to be brutal in the best way.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

AxeManiac posted:

Yeah, finally comments worth reading, haha, oh man, those stern "fans" know how to be brutal in the best way.
The amazon user reviews and tags for "Oh My Dog" are a perennial favorite of mine...

My dog is only working three days a week posted:

Harrible book. Harrible author.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

AxeManiac posted:

No, but they really missed out not making Sal and Richard get gay with each other.

They do get gay with each other but it's not on camera. If I'm remembering correctly, before the girl goes to join them in the bathroom she hears over the mic them being gay with each other.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Whelp, time to get that movie.
Gonna weird my lady out, as she already thinks I'm obsessed with the show.
LOOK HONEY I GOT US HOWARD STERN PORN. THAT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
Did they ever discuss the porn Parody on the show?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wasco Jr. posted:

Did they ever discuss the porn Parody on the show?

Howard has talked about it once or twice, but never in depth. I doubt he wants them to make any money unless he's getting a cut.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manifest posted:

Whelp, time to get that movie.
Gonna weird my lady out, as she already thinks I'm obsessed with the show.
LOOK HONEY I GOT US HOWARD STERN PORN. THAT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

PUT ON THE LISA G JACKET HONEY!!! Tell me you have to poo poo!

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
She only gets upset when I make her pretend to be Howard while I pretend to be Sal.

Fist
Sep 16, 2007

Has anyone found a link from the train guy video today. Also the FBI guy or whatever on today's show calling out Howard about condoms with his wife was good for me.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Train Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
This profiler guy is awesome and is calling out people for really amazing things. He was the only person I've heard on the show who has been able to tell Howard that he's nuts for using condoms with his wife

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I know the conversation has come up before and I cant remember Howard's weird reason, but at this point he knows he doesnt want another kid, so why doesnt he just get snipped?

Edit..I remember something about him not wanting to have a smaller load or something.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I know the conversation has come up before and I cant remember Howard's weird reason, but at this point he knows he doesnt want another kid, so why doesnt he just get snipped?

Edit..I remember something about him not wanting to have a smaller load or something.

On air he claimed that he thinks he'd be the 0.00001% of men who lose functionality of their penis or can't get a hard on anymore after getting snipped. Nevermind he could easily go to the best surgeon in New York.

As for his subconscious reasons, who knows, there's probably a thousand of them.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

musclecoder posted:

On air he claimed that he thinks he'd be the 0.00001% of men who lose functionality of their penis or can't get a hard on anymore after getting snipped. Nevermind he could easily go to the best surgeon in New York.

As for his subconscious reasons, who knows, there's probably a thousand of them.

If Howard got snipped he would be at the urologist every 3 months getting a sperm count check to make sure he was still sterile. I can totally see a doctor doing this and using the "You never know" defence. Similar to whatever game Howard's therapist is playing to get him in the office three times a week for the last 10 years.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

AxeManiac posted:

No, but they really missed out not making Sal and Richard get gay with each other.

The girl who was blowing/loving them made a funny comment during the act, though. She was on her knees, and she told them to pull their dicks closer together, and just paraphrasing here said "you guys are pretty used to that right" :laffo:

There was another Stern parody porn back in the day, I think in the early 90's. I never saw it, but I heard them play the audio of it extensively at the time (probably because the more exposure, the better, unlike now).

The actors didn't sound anything like their influences at all, unlike this new one...so, basically, it was an average porno.

Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Aug 7, 2012

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Bonzo posted:

If Howard got snipped he would be at the urologist every 3 months getting a sperm count check to make sure he was still sterile. I can totally see a doctor doing this and using the "You never know" defence.

But remember what happened to Robert Schimmel: his doctor claimed his cancer treatment left him sterile but he ended up having two more kids.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Former Human posted:

But remember what happened to Robert Schimmel: his doctor claimed his cancer treatment left him sterile but he ended up having two more kids.

Ya but there is a big difference between a chemical reaction in your body and literally having the tube that delivers sperm cut in half.*


*Note I am not a doctor

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Former Human posted:

But remember what happened to Robert Schimmel: his doctor claimed his cancer treatment left him sterile but he ended up having two more kids.
AND NOW HE'S DEAD!! Feh!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Cliche Guevara posted:

The actors didn't sound anything like their influences at all, unlike this new one...so, basically, it was an average porno.

I love the idea of parody porn, but I hate when they don't go full into it. Like the Three Stooges one I was hoping for like slapstick sex and what not and it just turned out to be three dudes in a wig. They didn't even keep the characters up.

Just no respect for the art form these days. Wish I could start my own porn parody company, get it done right.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Well if that's your opinion, I highly recommend this new Stern parody. If you're a fan, you'll love it - even if you're not into porno flicks.

I used to hate it when porno had goofy satire, plot, anything that didn't just get down to it. Now that I'm getting older, I'm starting to get why the average joe used to go to the theater and watch these things. Sex was just a side-dish, the movie itself had SOME semblance of interest of a story.

Of course, if you're into satire or a fan of what they are goofing on, it's gonna be more interesting. A quick Google search points out that there are also current, yes current, parodies of both Bewitched and Three's Company. Who knew.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Scooby Doo parody is better than the legitimate live action movies.

On the topic of Stern porn, I saw clips of Sal hosting that thing in Vegas.
It's funny if you are a fan of Sal being creepy.

Pilot Jim
Aug 23, 2007

AxeManiac posted:

I love the idea of parody porn, but I hate when they don't go full into it. Like the Three Stooges one I was hoping for like slapstick sex and what not and it just turned out to be three dudes in a wig. They didn't even keep the characters up.

Just no respect for the art form these days. Wish I could start my own porn parody company, get it done right.

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter, sir. The idea of porn parodies is always attractive, but the actual product is always such a let down for that very reason. They always break out of character.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
Holy poo poo Ronnie at the top of Tuesday's show. Howard and Lieberman goaded him endlessly about his reaction to the profiler and his 'pacecar' and he got more heated and weird than he's ever been.

Lieberman's 10x better than Langford by the way, and I loving loved Langford.

rawdog pozfail fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Aug 8, 2012

Finklemeyer
Oct 29, 2004
Pants?
I had little access to Sirius for a few months and never found out the reason for Langford leaving.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Finklemeyer posted:

I had little access to Sirius for a few months and never found out the reason for Langford leaving.

He got a job at a new news station in New York. The station was loving awful, and the news was billed as, like, women's news for housewives or something. It was all incredibly soft news and celebrity gossip.

Unsurprisingly, the format lasted about a year. The station just recently switched to a pretty good indie/alternative station (which is what it was before the switch to news).

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Brocktoon posted:

He got a job at a new news station in New York. The station was loving awful, and the news was billed as, like, women's news for housewives or something. It was all incredibly soft news and celebrity gossip.

Unsurprisingly, the format lasted about a year. The station just recently switched to a pretty good indie/alternative station (which is what it was before the switch to news).

And Ronnie said Langford is now looking for a job again. They should bring him back and have both Jon Lieberman and Langford going after everyone there.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

musclecoder posted:

And Ronnie said Langford is now looking for a job again. They should bring him back and have both Jon Lieberman and Langford going after everyone there.

The station was complete poo poo, I'm glad it's gone.

Regarding Ronnie's freakout, I'm not sure I can disagree with his assessment of Wolfie as a "smirking rear end in a top hat".

Brocktoon fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Aug 8, 2012

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

musclecoder posted:

And Ronnie said Langford is now looking for a job again. They should bring him back and have both Jon Lieberman and Langford going after everyone there.
There is no way Howard would allow someone who quit to come back. Langford's dead to him.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The pictures of Tabitha Stevens on HowardStern.com are grotesque. I feel bad for JD for having to pose with that monster, and JD is hilariously fat.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I haven't heard today's show yet, but please tell me she talked about Howard Stern XXX.

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Fist
Sep 16, 2007

wrap-up show today was great. I love the angst between Gary and Scott.

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