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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
This is my least favorite current ad--worse than anything else because I see/hear it at least five times an hour and it has nothing to do with the product-- http://www.youtube.com/embed/qoARBNb_hgY?showinfo=0&rel=0

Never mind that the man only needs a fifteen dollar trimmer to get his haircut. Am I in the minority for hating this one?

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I hate it but only because I hate Lebron James.

He could be in a commercial advertising something I like, specifically tailored to my unique way of life and mention me by name and I'd still hate it because it was him.

mwells_cubed
Aug 7, 2003

WOW
I'm getting sick of the DVR rear end in a top hat guy. He's constantly spewing poo poo about his wife for recording stuff when he wants to record stuff, and the tone just gets more hostile each time. I'm hoping the last commercial in the series ends with her divorcing him and him finally being able to record all of the poo poo he wants.. Alone.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Sash! posted:

I hate it but only because I hate Lebron James.

He could be in a commercial advertising something I like, specifically tailored to my unique way of life and mention me by name and I'd still hate it because it was him.

He's just not a good person.

Having had a personal run in with the guy at my place of work, I can attest that his handlers and him are terrible, snobby people.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider

Obeast posted:

I think a lot of it is that it takes until the last five seconds for them to show what they're advertising, so you're watching a kid cry over something that, in a few years after he's past his "monster trucks are the loving poo poo" phase, he will take down and never put back up.

Not to defend the commercial, but more to explain it, apparently it was a home video someone put on youtube that they bought the rights to. That kind of explains why the video is more interested in the kid's reaction and very little about the present itself.

the_Vandal
Feb 7, 2004

You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
I saw a commercial earlier about some kind of farmers only dating website and I thought it was a joke at first. It isn't a joke. This is real life and yet I don't know what's real anymore.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

the_Vandal posted:

I saw a commercial earlier about some kind of farmers only dating website and I thought it was a joke at first. It isn't a joke. This is real life and yet I don't know what's real anymore.

My friends came across that when viewing the Pumpkin Chunkin' on Science. They were perplexed by it as well. There's what, 2 million farmers in America. That's a niche market.

Probably not as niche as SeaCaptainDate.com, but that's probably because SeaCaptainDate.com is so niche that they have no reason to advertise.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

zVxTeflon posted:

If I hear Mozzarella-la-la-la-la-la one more time im gonna firebomb a Wendys

Seriously, the worst part fo the Christmas season is the various ads that change words to popular seasonal songs to fit their dumb product. At least hyundai doesn't have anything yet this year.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

SpacePig posted:

Seriously, the worst part fo the Christmas season is the various ads that change words to popular seasonal songs to fit their dumb product. At least hyundai doesn't have anything yet this year.

Two years ago we had Pomplamouse, last year we had...I dunno, some lovely, wanna-be dubstep band. I honestly don't know what's worse...but I'm tempted to say Pomplamouse, because there were multiple ads with them, and they aired constantly. I can barely remember the dubstep-y ones from last year, but that annoying woman's lovely renditions of already lovely Christmas carols are still fresh in my mind like I saw the ads yesterday.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Two years ago we had Pomplamouse, last year we had...I dunno, some lovely, wanna-be dubstep band. I honestly don't know what's worse...but I'm tempted to say Pomplamouse, because there were multiple ads with them, and they aired constantly. I can barely remember the dubstep-y ones from last year, but that annoying woman's lovely renditions of already lovely Christmas carols are still fresh in my mind like I saw the ads yesterday.

No, last year we had the weird looking girl who had a terrible singing voice and loved dressing up in stupid outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocX5lIvLaUk

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

raditts posted:

No, last year we had the weird looking girl who had a terrible singing voice and loved dressing up in stupid outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocX5lIvLaUk

She was also really bad at faking playing guitar.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009


My roommate has an ongoing challenge to use this photo in any powerpoint he does. The latest was on Iranian women's rights. Sadly, nobody asked him about it.

But enough of that, have an utterly annoying ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp054wMmqK8


HE HE MY FOOT IS SMUSHED IN A CUPCAKE


That ad gets old real fast. Also relevant to the thread (and where I dug this one up from): http://www.awfuladvertisements.com/

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

raditts posted:

No, last year we had the weird looking girl who had a terrible singing voice and loved dressing up in stupid outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocX5lIvLaUk

Oh come on tell me you didn't immediately fall in love like the rest of America with the way she pronounces holiday like Nell after a massive stroke.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
I'm just glad I'm not seeing Lexus christmas commercials with that loving jingle.


Or am I not watching enough TV?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Thwomp posted:

I'm just glad I'm not seeing Lexus christmas commercials with that loving jingle.


Or am I not watching enough TV?

I've seen one so far, and if I rememebr correctly, it's a guy who's given a smartphone, told to call another phone, which is in another box with the keys to the Lexus. The second phone has the jingle.

I actually sort of liked the "Up on the Housetop" Pomplamoose commercial the first time I saw it. It wasn't loud or poppy like every other commercial on at the time. But then another one came out, and they both played constantly. Ad agencies really need to learn how to spread this poo poo out.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I saw a new Volkswagon commercial last night during football that was essentially this:

30 seconds of various people laughing heartily

Volkswagon logo

fin

There wasn't anything about cars in the commercial! At all!

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



There's a Jeep one that shows a bunch of people waiting for soldiers to come home. Then it shows a picture of a soldier coming home in a jeep, and says buy a jeep.

I'm probably being too sensitive about it, but I'm not a fan of companies using the troops as advertising unless the troops will somehow benefit from it.

Had the Jeep ad been exactly the same, but said something along the lines of "for every jeep bought during time period, we'll be donating to the soldier charity", I wouldn't have minded it at all. The way it is shown just seems exploitative of a lovely situation where a family member can't be home.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Thwomp posted:

I'm just glad I'm not seeing Lexus christmas commercials with that loving jingle.


Or am I not watching enough TV?

There's a Lexus commercial with a dubsteppy remix of that loving jingle. :unsmigghh:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


That kindle fire commercial is so annoying, also the narrator sounds so drat bored about a lovely tablet or he's trying his best stoned Carl Sagan impression.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FuzzySkinner posted:

He's just not a good person.

Having had a personal run in with the guy at my place of work, I can attest that his handlers and him are terrible, snobby people.

I too have had a bad encounter with the man. My impression of the man is that he's really, really loving stupid. The things he says, the way he talks, it's fairly obvious education was never a priority in his life.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Hey you! That's right, YOU!! :q:

Ever wish you could keep a paraplegic, nonmotile parakeet that is only able to chirp and jerk its neck from side to side? Wish you didn't have to take care of the pet you will inevitably cave in and buy for your whining children, rather than being a parent and saying no to them for once in your tenure as the family wallet/doormat? Are you an lonely, unfeeling husk of a human being, only able to interact with a chirping hunk of plastic you don't actually have to be responsible to own?

Then YOU need to buy what is essentially a plastic toy for stupid children or weird bird-obsessed adults I guess!

:parrot: :derptiel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gpYlff6NqY:derptiel: :parrot:

I can't even fathom that there is an informercial consumer market for this. :psyduck:

e: I'm sorry, the tail also wobbles slightly, so the plastic bird is not, in fact, paraplegic. Also it is available in non-bird-colored pallet swaps.

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Dec 11, 2012

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The fact that it doesn't poo poo and can be turned off makes it infinitely preferable to an actual bird.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Flavor Monsters. I'm not sure why they spent so much money to advertise a mediocre cellphone game. The ads don't even capture the feel of it.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The Special K ad with the little girl ringing a doorbell only to get the door slammed in her face can go gently caress off.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Looks like they replaced the music in those K-mart commercials (thelightsthelightsthelights) with modern covers of Christmas songs. I only noticed it today, but I wondered if it was a total replacement of the commercials or not.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The CALM Act is supposed to go into effect today which should help some commercial problems.

TXT BOOTY7 2 47474
Jan 12, 2006

eat your vegetables dot com

muscles like this? posted:

The CALM Act is supposed to go into effect today which should help some commercial problems.

What a beautiful idea. Let's get one for Hollywood to make their dialogue match sound effects and we can all leave our remotes be.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Add the Kinks' "Father Christmas" to the list of songs that got bought for a commercial and had their lyrics chopped up and miss the point of the song entirely

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

ElwoodCuse posted:

Add the Kinks' "Father Christmas" to the list of songs that got bought for a commercial and had their lyrics chopped up and miss the point of the song entirely

I actually want the Killers to sell Don't Shoot Me Santa for a commercial. Don't even care what product, it would be awesome.

RMZXAnarchy
Sep 9, 2011

*Insert Sailor Jupiter joke here*
The Target christmas ads with the obnoxious two singing people are getting on my nerves lately. The one where they repeat what one of the normal people is saying, except they sing it is especially annoying.

Ybrik
Jan 1, 2008



The Santa version of the slutty mom cell phone commercial rules.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

RMZXAnarchy posted:

The Target christmas ads with the obnoxious two singing people are getting on my nerves lately. The one where they repeat what one of the normal people is saying, except they sing it is especially annoying.

All of Target's ads this season have been downright awful.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Ybrik posted:

The Santa version of the slutty mom cell phone commercial rules.

I saw that too, laughed pretty hard when it came on.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

TontoCorazon posted:

I saw that too, laughed pretty hard when it came on.

Yeah, Samsung is on top of its ads lately.

fake edit: hahahaha holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKv1AXUmOk

SamBishop
Jan 10, 2003

Vicas posted:

Yeah, Samsung is on top of its ads lately.

fake edit: hahahaha holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKv1AXUmOk

That final look seems to capture the kind of abject horror Santa would experience upon seeing something like that. That commercial is amazing and apes the original in a way I would have never thought possible. Seriously, this is the hate thread, but that ad team got the reaction from people after the original and completely redeemed themselves.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




lelandjs posted:

All of Target's ads this season have been downright awful.

There, that's more like it.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vicas posted:

Yeah, Samsung is on top of its ads lately.

fake edit: hahahaha holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKv1AXUmOk

Oh god, that's perfect.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SamBishop posted:

That final look seems to capture the kind of abject horror Santa would experience upon seeing something like that. That commercial is amazing and apes the original in a way I would have never thought possible. Seriously, this is the hate thread, but that ad team got the reaction from people after the original and completely redeemed themselves.

The original was great though. But only because I think the subtext was she found out he was cheating and knew he was leaving to go see his lover. So she made a video of herself loving the poolboy.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

NC-17 posted:

The original was great though. But only because I think the subtext was she found out he was cheating and knew he was leaving to go see his lover. So she made a video of herself loving the poolboy.

That is an interesting interpretation.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Vicas posted:

Yeah, Samsung is on top of its ads lately.

fake edit: hahahaha holy poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIKv1AXUmOk

Oh Mrs. Claus you dirty minx.

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