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Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board It's just the headline and the picture, but Uncle Joe.
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Dec 17, 2012 19:16
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It Sounded Fancy, So I Ate It
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Dec 17, 2012 19:53
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'Tis the season: Holiday Advertisers Seek Coveted Dicktard DemographicTime Cowboy posted:Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board
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Dec 18, 2012 04:07
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Here's a couple of articles that are only funny because they were put up around the same time: Top Quotes of 2012 Top Quotes of '2012'
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Dec 18, 2012 20:44
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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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Dec 20, 2012 13:11
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An old favourite: New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love quote:"The vice president broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed and lurched at me as he customarily does following a heart procedure," said Reiner. "But instead of trying to strangle me, he wrapped his arms around me in a hug." quote:Attending a Monday evening GOP fundraiser at the Washington Convention Center, Cheney was accompanied by David Gillian, 6, a young boy he had previously crippled, and by a small fawn who had followed him to the event.
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Dec 20, 2012 14:03
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Slovenian 8th graders surprised they outperformed the US http://www.theonion.com/articles/slovenian-8thgraders-surprised-even-they-outperfor,30692/
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Dec 20, 2012 17:55
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Time Cowboy posted:Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board 
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Dec 20, 2012 18:02
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zoux posted:This is my favorite "Bush is a genius" Onion article I think the only thing I miss about the Bush presidency is those articles  Bush To Lovely Chilean Ambassador:'I Must Paint You'
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Dec 22, 2012 07:32
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A new video: Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters'
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Dec 22, 2012 07:42
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Grifter posted:It appears that the letter in the upper right is about a UFO sighting from a military official. And looks like a FOIA request denial right below it. Nice.
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Dec 22, 2012 15:30
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A video on gun control from the short-lived IFC show: New Law Legalizes Brandishing Guns At Head Level
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Dec 24, 2012 05:05
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They put an oldie up on their front page: Activist Judge Cancels Christmas I had forgotten how funny this one was, and how good of a parody it is on the 'war on Christmas' horseshit. The Onion posted:"Why did the bad man take away Christmas?" 5-year-old Danny Dover said. "I made a card for my mommy out of paper and glue, and now I can't give it to her."
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Dec 24, 2012 23:34
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Has the War on Christmas™ been waging for over 7 years now? Time flies when you're hating freedom. They've been posting a lot of old Christmas articles today. It's fun. Religious Cousin Ruins Family's Christmas quote:The trouble began for the Langans in early December, when the family was contacted by Krueger, who explained that she was in the Montoursville area for a six-week Bible-study program and looking for a place to spend the holidays. The Langans, who readily welcomed the visiting cousin into their home, were unaware that she had spent a majority of her adult life attending various "personal enrichment programs," converting to a conservative synod of the Lutheran church and gradually alienating all non-Christian members of her social circle. As always, the last line is the best line.
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Dec 26, 2012 01:56
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Romney, Ryan Sneak Into DNC While Posing As Caterers
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Dec 26, 2012 18:04
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I feel like this sums up the thought processes of people who think they can stop mass shootings. If Someone Tried to Burn My Village, I'd be Like, "gently caress You"
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Dec 26, 2012 18:29
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World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ
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Dec 26, 2012 18:31
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This one is great but I don't know why they didn't just sit on it until Easter. It doesn't make any sense for Christmas. Also is it just me or is the pay wall gone? I haven't been locked out of an article in weeks.
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Dec 26, 2012 23:17
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We've Had Our Differences, But I'd Be Willing To Serve As Obama's Secretary Of State By Kid Rock
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Dec 27, 2012 04:15
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Maybe it says more about me than theonion, but I remember reading this at work when I was doing a traineeship at a roofing company. I Just Assumed The Hobo With The Top Hat Was The One In Charge I remember having to hide under my desk, lying in the fetal position, trying desperately not to laugh until I passed out.
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Dec 27, 2012 04:52
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All on Black posted:This one is great but I don't know why they didn't just sit on it until Easter. It doesn't make any sense for Christmas. Also is it just me or is the pay wall gone? I haven't been locked out of an article in weeks. Well it was released in 1999, they just reposted it on their facebook the other day. Making it Easter in the first place probably would have been better though, yeah.
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Dec 27, 2012 05:10
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And now for a healthy dose of paranoia. Report: Life Put In Hands Of 2,000 Complete Strangers Every Single Day
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Dec 27, 2012 05:38
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Reading this one actually made me nauseous: 8th-Grade Health Class Squirms Throughout Entire Screening Of 'Miracle Of Abortion'
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Dec 28, 2012 15:18
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All on Black posted:Also is it just me or is the pay wall gone? I haven't been locked out of an article in weeks. Did you move to the US?
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Dec 28, 2012 17:53
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Blog Free or Die posted:I think the only thing I miss about the Bush presidency is those articles That administration was definitely a golden age for Onion articles. Basketball Rolls To Stop At Cheney's Foot
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Dec 28, 2012 21:02
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Hot Boys We Liked in 2012 I just love whenever the Onion writes like a pre-teen girl. edit: hey i can't find "Clinton Makes Collage for Best Friend" anymore! I love that one CatchrNdRy has a new favorite as of 01:17 on Dec 29, 2012 |
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Dec 29, 2012 01:10
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Dec 29, 2012 10:45
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Chilly McFreeze posted:Did you move to the US? Nope. Still in the frozen hinterland of Canadia.
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Dec 29, 2012 11:15
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America Ends Love Affair With McKayla Maroney After Finding Out She’s 16 Not sure what this is supposed to be making fun of.
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Dec 29, 2012 23:18
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:America Ends Love Affair With McKayla Maroney After Finding Out She’s 16 "I swear I totally thought she was 18". Don't over think it
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Dec 30, 2012 02:44
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Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims Bald Eagle Tired of Everyone Just Assuming It Supports the War
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Dec 30, 2012 03:54
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Wendy's To Phase Out Unpopular Hamburger Sandwich
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Dec 30, 2012 04:51
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They just need more frankfurter sandwiches! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjNJytNO8Ow (Don't try to tell me this song ain't a bunch of innuendo.)
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Dec 30, 2012 04:54
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I love this: Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While
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Dec 30, 2012 06:21
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thanks good sir, where did you find it?
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Dec 30, 2012 08:50
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Haha, I was just about to post that. I've never seen that before!
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Dec 30, 2012 14:14
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:America Ends Love Affair With McKayla Maroney After Finding Out She’s 16 The comments on the Onion's Facebook posting for this recently are pretty much as you'd expect. But it DID lead to the Jessica Milly account posting this story: Man Knows Unsettling Amount About Nationwide Age-Of-Consent Laws Which was pretty accurate.
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Dec 30, 2012 15:53
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Where does the Onion get their photos for their articles? Do they use stock images or do they take specific photos for each thing? I'm curious because I wonder whether the girl in articles like this know what their photo will forever be associated with.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Where does the Onion get their photos for their articles? Do they use stock images or do they take specific photos for each thing? I'm curious because I wonder whether the girl in articles like this know what their photo will forever be associated with. Can't find where I read it but they take the pictures themselves and they generally use regular people who either have interesting faces (American Voices) or good generic faces that can be photoshopped for different articles.
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