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Tardcore posted:Do they really still do that? I don't even know why they'd bother with it in this day and age. They most certainly do. My sister and I were looking for the Django Unchained soundtrack because I wanted the physical media instead of an iTunes download, and we'd already been to several other stores that surprisingly didn't carry it at all. At Walmart, there was one copy left, and I was loving excited and ran to the register to pay until I realized Walmart used to edit their CDs and looked at the cover of the CD just as I was about to pay. No "parental guidance, explicit lyrics" label, and the sticker said (EDITED). Talk about a worthless poo poo thing to almost mistakenly buy. Needless to say, I went to my favorite local store that had it in all its explicit glory.
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bango skank posted:As for the current commercial, it looks to me like it was filmed at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. It most certainly is Atlantis.
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Miss Kalle posted:For some reason Adult Swim is airing the commercial for that new goddamned Kidz Bop abortion. If I have to spend all night listening to lovely kiddie covers of Gangnam Style and One Direction songs I'm going to throw myself out of a closed window Now I want to see a punk band named Kidz Bop Abortion.
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Those new batch of iPhone commercials are pretty terribly. They are still advertising features that are already on phones. Also if you're dreaming of the Williams sister why would you be playing table tennis with them.
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TontoCorazon posted:Those new batch of iPhone commercials are pretty terribly. They are still advertising features that are already on phones. Also if you're dreaming of the Williams sister why would you be playing table tennis with them. The point is that it's a weird dream, playing tennis is what you'd expect to be doing with them, it's a lot weirder if you're playing ping pong against both of them at the same time. I once had a dream that there was an episode of Lost where they killed an other or something and ran some medical tests on him somehow and discovered that his skull was similar to neanderthals or something like that, when I woke up I was convinced this was a real episode from the show. Dreams don't really make sense.
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piratepilates posted:The point is that it's a weird dream, playing tennis is what you'd expect to be doing with them, it's a lot weirder if you're playing ping pong against both of them at the same time. Yeah I was trying to make a vulgar joke but I didn't want to outright say it.
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TontoCorazon posted:Yeah I was trying to make a vulgar joke but I didn't want to outright say it. I've had dreams about the Williams sisters but I was having sex with both of them at the same time. I guess that wouldn't make a good commercial for national TV though.
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TontoCorazon posted:Those new batch of iPhone commercials are pretty terribly. They are still advertising features that are already on phones. Also if you're dreaming of the Williams sister why would you be playing table tennis with them. Oh, that was an iPhone commercial. I've honestly stopped paying attention to commercials like this, and if the product isn't in from at the very start, I probably won't remember what it was for.
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TontoCorazon posted:Those new batch of iPhone commercials are pretty terribly. They are still advertising features that are already on phones. Also if you're dreaming of the Williams sister why would you be playing table tennis with them. Bouncing a couple of balls between the two of them at the same time, you connect the dots 
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SubponticatePoster posted:Now I want to see a punk band named Kidz Bop Abortion. Will it be made of young children screaming through Dead Kennedys songs?
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Jan 11, 2013 17:50
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5 Hour Energy gives you auto-tune.
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Edmantium posted:5 Hour Energy gives you auto-tune. This guy looks so much like a fatter in the face Jesse Spencer (Chase from House) it is uncanny.
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Jan 12, 2013 20:13
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Miss Kalle posted:Will it be made of young children screaming through Dead Kennedys songs? I'd pay money to hear kids belting out "Kill the Poor".
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Jan 12, 2013 20:31
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VogeGandire posted:I'd pay money to hear kids belting out "Kill the Poor". What about No-FX's "Kill All The White Man"?
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Oh good. I was just wondering when we'd get more commercials of coke fiend Office Depot girl.
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I kinda like the Keurig ones that go like Someone: how do you get so much flavor into one of those stupid K cups Kid: magic dragons drive trains through Willy Wonka's coffee factory and... Mom:  actually I just push this button, loving educate yourself.It's kind of like a gently caress you to those cheeze-it commercials with the kid explaining how they get so much chemical tasting cheesiness into each square!
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Jan 13, 2013 00:54
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Way to go Pizza Hut you made your already dumb 10 dollar pizza deal commercial longer with the sole purpose of adding "ethnicity" to it.
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vyst posted:Way to go Pizza Hut you made your already dumb 10 dollar pizza deal commercial longer with the sole purpose of adding "ethnicity" to it. Does "Hipster Neckbeard and a Fugly Nose" count as an ethnicity?
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Jan 13, 2013 05:55
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vyst posted:Way to go Pizza Hut you made your already dumb 10 dollar pizza deal commercial longer with the sole purpose of adding "ethnicity" to it. Ten Dollars for ANY PIZZA! (except for the ones that aren't)
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Speaking of Pizza Hut why are they advertising what can only be called a food trough full of two pizzas and wings and breadsticks? Like, they know it looks like a loving pig trough right?
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Jan 13, 2013 10:06
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My computer has a virus! If only I had PC MATIC! You do need PC MATIC! Does PC MATIC make my computer faster? Not only does PC MATIC do that, but PC MATIC also pays your bills. Plus PC MATIC is telling me you need a date. Thank God for PC MATIC! PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC
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Jan 13, 2013 21:58
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PC Matic is a delightful scam.
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Andorra posted:My computer has a virus! If only I had PC MATIC! You do need PC MATIC! Does PC MATIC make my computer faster? Not only does PC MATIC do that, but PC MATIC also pays your bills. Plus PC MATIC is telling me you need a date. Thank God for PC MATIC! PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC PC MATIC The phrases "PC Matic" or "PC Matic.com" are spoken at least 16 times in the damned flower shop commercial.
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Parasol Prophet posted:I am disheartened that that "Happier than Eddie Money running a travel agency" Geico commercial is still on. It's not so much the song (although I hate that song), it's the two people persistently trying to remind him of what they really wanted, as if they don't recognize that he's singing a song. The saddest part of those commercials is that, since these movies generally get bad/negative reviews, they virtually show every "funny" part of the movie in 2-3 different versions of the commercials. Content: STUPIDSLOWDIRTYPC!
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Jan 14, 2013 02:41
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Miss Kalle posted:All I heard from the ad was the 'op op op op' bit from the chorus and then the kids singshouting 'EEEEEEEY PRETTY LADAAAAY' under the announcer's voice so I'd say it's on that level already. This preview should be proof enough! First suggested video from that: " Hippo gets explosive diarrhea." That about sums it up nicely.
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There's one of those really annoying H&R Block commercial where its an older guy with a bow tie talking about how a woman came in saying that she hadn't done her taxes in 8 years and then he starts talking about getting the maximum refund. Pretty sure if you haven't filed taxes in 8 years you probably aren't getting a refund.
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muscles like this? posted:There's one of those really annoying H&R Block commercial where its an older guy with a bow tie talking about how a woman came in saying that she hadn't done her taxes in 8 years and then he starts talking about getting the maximum refund. Pretty sure if you haven't filed taxes in 8 years you probably aren't getting a refund. Yeah that one features slow-motion jowl shaking as well.
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Jan 14, 2013 04:15
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That one reminds me of those ads for tax lawyers that just make me (irrationally maybe?) angry: "Do you owe the IRS $100,000? We can get that down to $10,000!
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muscles like this? posted:There's one of those really annoying H&R Block commercial where its an older guy with a bow tie talking about how a woman came in saying that she hadn't done her taxes in 8 years and then he starts talking about getting the maximum refund. Pretty sure if you haven't filed taxes in 8 years you probably aren't getting a refund. I've assumed that one is a "we can sort out any sort of nonsense that comes up" more than the refund. Except people fixate on refund.
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muscles like this? posted:There's one of those really annoying H&R Block commercial where its an older guy with a bow tie talking about how a woman came in saying that she hadn't done her taxes in 8 years and then he starts talking about getting the maximum refund. Pretty sure if you haven't filed taxes in 8 years you probably aren't getting a refund. That's not even the worst H&R Block commercial, that honor goes to the one with the horrifying woman that has way-too-small eyes and way-too-large teeth.
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Tupping Liberty posted:That one reminds me of those ads for tax lawyers that just make me (irrationally maybe?) angry: No, you're right to be angry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roni_Lynn_Deutch#Controversy
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muscles like this? posted:There's one of those really annoying H&R Block commercial where its an older guy with a bow tie talking about how a woman came in saying that she hadn't done her taxes in 8 years and then he starts talking about getting the maximum refund. Pretty sure if you haven't filed taxes in 8 years you probably aren't getting a refund.
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If 2 Aleve last all day long, why are you taking the bottle with you to work today? If it lasts all day, you wont need it anymore.
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I know little kids barely being able to pronounce things are suppose to be cute but I hate all those ads. Especially the coupons.com ad. Like, I want to punch the ad makers in the face for that ad. I hate little kids whispering too.
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Mooseontheloose posted:I know little kids barely being able to pronounce things are suppose to be cute but I hate all those ads. Especially the coupons.com ad. Like, I want to punch the ad makers in the face for that ad. Speaking of little kids whispering, the ad for Mama is really annoying with 3/4 of it just the little girl repeating in whispers "Mama".
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SubponticatePoster posted:Actually as long as you don't owe taxes, the government doesn't give a poo poo if you never file. It's money they get to keep interest free. You might get audited on an 8 year-old return, but if your paperwork is in order they'll give you your refund. If you are owed a refund you have three years to claim it, or it's gone.
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Rirse posted:Speaking of little kids whispering, the ad for Mama is really annoying with 3/4 of it just the little girl repeating in whispers "Mama". Every time I see this commercial I can't get this out of my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkp4QF3we8
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ElwoodCuse posted:No, you're right to be angry But Roni Deutch could help you for chwenny dollars. Chwenny dollars! I was wondering why I hadn't seen any of her commercials for a couple of years. Now I know, good riddance. raditts fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Jan 14, 2013 |
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