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barkingclam
Jun 20, 2007

Holy Diverticulitis posted:

There's also the tremendous sexism of it, which was a huge turnoff to me, even though I think I have a lot of thick-headed male blindness to that sort of thing.

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/12/17/the-book-of-basketball-and-staggering-casual-sexism/

Emma Span wrote that, and she's a phenomenally laid-back person who rolls with almost any joke on Twitter. I read the entire BoB and though bits like that did sort of bug me, I didn't think of them cumulatively. Put next to each other, they're really gross.

I know what you mean, to me Simmons came off weirdly creepy in that book. I remember he kept making references to porn stars all throughout it and it wasn't something I expected. I didn't hate the book, but I haven't opened it since I finished it a few years ago, either.

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OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

barkingclam posted:

I know what you mean, to me Simmons came off weirdly creepy in that book. I remember he kept making references to porn stars all throughout it and it wasn't something I expected. I didn't hate the book, but I haven't opened it since I finished it a few years ago, either.

I never did more than flip through the book, but it's always been on the back of my mind as something I might want to read. That post has pretty much ensured it'll never happen now.

barkingclam
Jun 20, 2007
I might be alone in this, but I thought Free Darko's basketball book was a lot better. It's a little dated, but still a fun read.

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
Both Free Darko books are phenomenal pieces of art. The shuttering of that site was a great travesty, but then, its influence is spread out over so much of professional basketball journalism and writing that to continue would be to outlive its usefulness.

Relatively off topic, but the Seattle Times is going behind a paywall. (It's going over like a lead balloon in the comments.) A great sports section with some good reporters, and one of the only national outlets that covers women's basketball (and covers it well).

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

barkingclam posted:

I might be alone in this, but I thought Free Darko's basketball book was a lot better. It's a little dated, but still a fun read.

Both are pretty good. I remember talking with Shoals on Twitter at the time and he told me that a lot of the second book had to be retooled to avoid overlapping with Bill Simmons' Big Book of Basketball (Shoals excised a "What ifs" section among other things)

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Niwrad posted:

Wouldn't someone like Stan Van Gundy be good on the show? I always think a coach would make a great addition as they see things in the game differently from everyone else. Phil would be unique too.

Not NBA specifically, but I'd like to see more refs on pre-game shows in general. Kerry Fraser (retired NHL ref) writes a column for TSN every now and then and there's usually an interesting tidbit in them. Refs definitely see the game differently, and their expiernces would be cool to hear, I think.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The worst thing about The Book of Basketball is that if he stopped trying to force dated unfunny references into the book, he could've put together something very much worth reading. He is, without question, a giant douche at times, but the guy really knows basketball and if you look past the horrible jokes and him pushing his gimmicky poo poo at points, there's a lot of good stuff in there whether people want to admit it or not.

I can't fault anyone for not wanting to read it because it really is a chore at times, but when it gets down to pure basketball talk, it's surprisingly good.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I really like The Atlantic (I've had a subscription for several years) but holy lord they should stay away from sports:

quote:

Is Danica Patrick About to Become the Most Important Athlete Ever?

Danica Patrick is already the most important female athlete on the planet. On Sunday she has a chance to become the most important athlete of all time. That's because Patrick averaged 196.434 mph on her qualifying lap at Daytona International Speedway, becoming the first female driver ever to win the pole position at a major NASCAR event. Before her, the best qualifying spot for a female driver was ninth, a mark set by Janet Guthrie in 1977.

But Patrick didn't just win the pole. She did it with the fastest lap-time for any racer at Daytona since 1990, covering the 2½-mile track in a blistering 45.817 seconds. Much more significantly, she did it while qualifying for NASCAR's most important event: the season-opening Daytona 500.
Absurdly, the Daytona 500 is often called "the Super Bowl of racing," mostly because calling stuff the Super Bowl of anything has become a lazy way to describe any big, glitzy annual event. The Kentucky Derby is a better analogy for the 500 because it's a race, so more than two teams can win. Better yet, think of the Daytona 500 as more akin to the Masters in golf, at least in terms of prestige and social impact. Like the PGA's stop in Augusta, Daytona is NASCAR's richest and most prestigious contest, and no one can truly call themselves a great champion without winning at least one. Also like the Masters, the Daytona 500 has so much cultural currency that whoever wins could dramatically impact the world beyond sports. That is, if the winner happens to not be a white male.

The obvious comparison, then, would be between Patrick to Tiger Woods, who broke racial barriers by succeeding at the Masters. But if Patrick could win the race on Sunday, or any time during her career, it would arguably—depending on whether you think gender or racial equality matters more—be the most socially significant thing to happen in American sports since Jackie Robinson's integration of baseball, or ever.

At the very least, Patrick winning at Daytona would be the single greatest moment in the history of women in pro sports. She would in many ways have exceeded the accomplishments of any female athlete, ever—be it "Babe" Zaharias, Billie Jean King, or Brandi Chastain.

That's because the unique nature of motorsports allows Patrick to do what almost every other female athlete can't: compete equally with men. Due to racing's heavy reliance on technology, and because winning demands the fairly gender-neutral traits of endurance, eye-hand coordination, reaction time, and courage, Patrick can compete in the same venues, under the same rules, for the same trophies as men.
That's what makes her opportunity so historically unique. No woman has ever done that in a major American sport. Beyond some hype about Michelle Wie a few years ago, there's never been a female golfer who even threatened to qualify for a men's PGA event, let alone win a Masters. There's no woman close to taking on men at Roland-Garros or Wimbledon, let alone competing in the NBA or NFL. Only motorsports offers the chance of gender equality.

(The argument that racing doesn't count as sport because the drivers rely on fast cars to win is almost unworthy of mention. Suffice it to say that jockeys can't win without the help of their horses, but that doesn't mean they aren't athletes and it certainly doesn't mean that horseracing isn't a sport.)

If that chance at equality seems incongruous, given the stereotype of NASCAR as a redneck bastion, you wouldn't know it from the fans. Trackside or measured by merchandise sales, Patrick is deliriously popular. One season since her jump from the IndyCar Series—where she was the first women to win a race—the 30-year-old is not only a good bet to win NASCAR's rookie of the year; she is a near-lock to wrest the Most Popular Driver award from Dale Earnhardt Jr., the charismatic son of a legend who has practically owned the title for a decade.

At the track, her popularity is even more evident—especially in the passion from the throngs of young women and girls. They mob her, shriek, beg for autographs and photographs, and proudly wear hats and shirts emblazoned with her name, her image, or the black and day-glo green scheme of her #10 Go Daddy Chevrolet.


So she's the most important female athlete ever because she can compete with the boys, but she can only compete with them because she's involved in a sport where the car removes almost any gender advantage.

quote:

Jeff Gordon is one of NASCAR's greatest drivers, having won the Daytona 500 three times. For Sunday's race, he qualified second. He described himself as proud to start beside Patrick, and rightfully said her success can only grow the sport. But Gordon's own five-year-old daughter Ella might have given the most powerful illustration of what Patrick's accomplishments at Daytona can mean. Until Patrick won the pole, Ella told her dad, she didn't even know that girls could be racecar drivers too.

I think that's more on Jeff Gordon for being a lovely dad and not telling her daughter she can do anything she wants.


haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Feb 25, 2013

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Holy Diverticulitis posted:

There's also the tremendous sexism of it, which was a huge turnoff to me, even though I think I have a lot of thick-headed male blindness to that sort of thing.

I read the entire BoB and though bits like that did sort of bug me, I didn't think of them cumulatively. Put next to each other, they're really gross.
Man I hope you didn't have any footnotes in his book because if u do they are totes gettin' removed

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Relatively off topic, but the Seattle Times is going behind a paywall. (It's going over like a lead balloon in the comments.) A great sports section with some good reporters, and one of the only national outlets that covers women's basketball (and covers it well).

The Seattle Times sports section got way better after Steve Kelley retired. I like most of their sportswriters, with the exception of Geoff Baker who repeats the same drat point over and over again while writing Victorian novels about it. Danny Kelly, Bob Condotta, and Larry Stone are superb though.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
If enough of the principles would agree to interviews I would unironically read a Bill Simmons book about the Real World Road Rules Challenge

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Both Free Darko books are phenomenal pieces of art. The shuttering of that site was a great travesty, but then, its influence is spread out over so much of professional basketball journalism and writing that to continue would be to outlive its usefulness.

Relatively off topic, but the Seattle Times is going behind a paywall. (It's going over like a lead balloon in the comments.) A great sports section with some good reporters, and one of the only national outlets that covers women's basketball (and covers it well).

I can understand people getting pissed off in the comment section, but newspapers are dying quickly and traditional print ads can't raise nearly enough money anymore. I don't live anywhere near Seattle so I don't know about the quality of the paper, but what else can they do?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ElwoodCuse posted:

If enough of the principles would agree to interviews I would unironically read a Bill Simmons book about the Real World Road Rules Challenge

the potential of an Oral History of Real World/Road Rules Challenge book is limitless because of how terrible all of those people are

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

It would need to be an audiobook in true Studs Terkel fashion.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Crazy Ted posted:

Man I hope you didn't have any footnotes in his book because if u do they are totes gettin' removed

It was the bibliography that he threw Pierce (who I guess he's since made up with since he writes for Grantland now) out of, but that was so funny. He's such a weirdly spiteful and petty dude sometimes. Like how he's still angry at the Timberwolves for not taking his push to be GM (that at the time even he said was a joke) seriously.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ElwoodCuse posted:

If enough of the principles would agree to interviews I would unironically read a Bill Simmons book about the Real World Road Rules Challenge
And he could follow that up with an book/oral history of the early days of MTV Spring Break.

One example: MTV decided to have a ladies' dance competition on their Panama Beach stage in about 1991-92 and completely unbeknownst to the producers all of the women were local strippers who got tipped off about it and showed up. Joey Lawrence spent the entire afternoon with his jaw somewhere in the sand on the beach.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

MourningView posted:

It was the bibliography that he threw Pierce (who I guess he's since made up with since he writes for Grantland now) out of, but that was so funny. He's such a weirdly spiteful and petty dude sometimes. Like how he's still angry at the Timberwolves for not taking his push to be GM (that at the time even he said was a joke) seriously.

He also removed a reference to FreeDarko in one of the footnotes.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
The whole Ali/Woods fiasco is one of the worst public meltdowns I've witnessed.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






joepinetree posted:

The whole Ali/Woods fiasco is one of the worst public meltdowns I've witnessed.

Man, when did Keith Olbermann turn into such a huge flaming rear end in a top hat? He came off pretty much as badly as Simmons did in that whole argument.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

haljordan posted:

Man, when did Keith Olbermann turn into such a huge flaming rear end in a top hat?

Uh, pretty much always.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

haljordan posted:

I really like The Atlantic (I've had a subscription for several years) but holy lord they should stay away from sports:

This is some surprisingly awful poo poo. You kinda expect it when Rovell or Plaschke or someone similar puts out garbage, but not The Atlantic. This reads more like a somewhat subtle attempt to undermine the accomplishments of female athletes than anything else.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Anals of History posted:

This is some surprisingly awful poo poo. You kinda expect it when Rovell or Plaschke or someone similar puts out garbage, but not The Atlantic. This reads more like a somewhat subtle attempt to undermine the accomplishments of female athletes than anything else.

I was more stunned by the author claiming Danica Patrick could be the "most important athlete of all time" by winning the Daytona 500. You're telling me that puts her ahead of Jackie Robinson?

s0meb0dy0
Feb 27, 2004

The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

haljordan posted:

I was more stunned by the author claiming Danica Patrick could be the "most important athlete of all time" by winning the Daytona 500. You're telling me that puts her ahead of Jackie Robinson?

I'm pretty sure he meant female athletes, not real athletes.

And I'm only kidding with the "real athlete" comment, that's just the vibe I get from that article. It screams "a woman that can compete with men in ANY sport?! How amazing!!!" It's very derogatory.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






s0meb0dy0 posted:

I'm pretty sure he meant female athletes, not real athletes.

And I'm only kidding with the "real athlete" comment, that's just the vibe I get from that article. It screams "a woman that can compete with men in ANY sport?! How amazing!!!" It's very derogatory.

edit: Didn't realize the tag was added by someone else. Article is still pretty crappy though.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Feb 25, 2013

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

He's not the one writing the tagline, for what it's worth.

That said, he's the same guy that advocated hosting the World Series in some nice warm city. Dude can write, but he's wrong about things an awful lot.

I actually find myself disagreeing with a lot of our sports content.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Janet Guthrie just doesn't count I guess.

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008

davecrazy posted:

Janet Guthrie just doesn't count I guess.
She is also probably the first aerospace engineer to compete as a professional race car driver, so double pioneer status is merited there. :c00lbert:

I had no idea she ran 33 races. I knew she placed 6th at Bristol once, but 33 races is some serious poo poo. She's in the Smithsonian, which is great, but you'd think NASCAR and the like would do more to recognize her legacy now :psyduck:

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

The Prisoner posted:

She is also probably the first aerospace engineer to compete as a professional race car driver, so double pioneer status is merited there. :c00lbert:

I had no idea she ran 33 races. I knew she placed 6th at Bristol once, but 33 races is some serious poo poo. She's in the Smithsonian, which is great, but you'd think NASCAR and the like would do more to recognize her legacy now :psyduck:

NASCAR has an exhibit for her right next to the Tim Richmond memorial

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Olbermann comes across as the biggest rear end in a top hat in the world in the ESPN book. I don't think anyone had a nice thing to say about him. Someone talked about how they threw a party when he quit.

barkingclam posted:

I might be alone in this, but I thought Free Darko's basketball book was a lot better. It's a little dated, but still a fun read.

I liked it, but I like his writing style most of the time. I just find the love for him humorous because he does the exact same stuff Simmons does. He wrote a huge piece about "the look" and whether Lebron had it. He routinely writes pieces comparing players to characters from The Wire comic book characters. And once he got off blogspot and was writing for major media outlets, no one seemed to link or care about his stuff anymore.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Niwrad posted:

I liked it, but I like his writing style most of the time. I just find the love for him humorous because he does the exact same stuff Simmons does. He wrote a huge piece about "the look" and whether Lebron had it. He routinely writes pieces comparing players to characters from The Wire comic book characters. And once he got off blogspot and was writing for major media outlets, no one seemed to link or care about his stuff anymore.

It's because he doesn't have the freedom to write about whatever he wants, and The Classical is kind of boring and GQ's sports section tends to flatten out writing voices.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Declan MacManus posted:

It's because he doesn't have the freedom to write about whatever he wants, and The Classical is kind of boring and GQ's sports section tends to flatten out writing voices.

And he's also stopped writing completely.

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden

seiferguy posted:

The Seattle Times sports section got way better after Steve Kelley retired. I like most of their sportswriters, with the exception of Geoff Baker who repeats the same drat point over and over again while writing Victorian novels about it. Danny Kelly, Bob Condotta, and Larry Stone are superb though.

Agreed. Condotta in particular is superb. I really like Jayda Evans' writing, too.

Bethlehem Shoals is still pretty active on Twitter and The Classical contributes to sportswriting more than it detracts.

barkingclam
Jun 20, 2007

morestuff posted:

And he's also stopped writing completely.

Yeah, Shoals works for Wieden+Kennedy now or something. I don't think he's writing much anywhere anymore.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
STOP THE PRESSES

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
Rick Reilly got back on his high horse again.

Just retire, Rick. Leave us with our memories.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

LARGE THE HEAD posted:

Rick Reilly got back on his high horse again.

Just retire, Rick. Leave us with our memories.

It took him a whole hour to get up on that high horse, it was such a high horse to climb up on

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


That column is painful to read, but I agree with the sentiment, gently caress the ncaa.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Seeing a Reilly link is like seeing a FWD: email from your parents. You know whatever is on the other end isn't funny and has already been beaten into the core of the Earth.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

sportsgenius86 posted:

Seeing a Reilly link is like seeing a FWD: email from your parents. You know whatever is on the other end isn't funny and has already been beaten into the core of the Earth.

Apparently it hasn't been beaten into the Earth quite enough, since the NCAA, athletic departments and corporate sponsors continue to make money off the backs of players. I'm not seeing the issue with this article; do people disagree with the point, or just the tone?

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Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

The Pussy Boss posted:

Apparently it hasn't been beaten into the Earth quite enough, since the NCAA, athletic departments and corporate sponsors continue to make money off the backs of players. I'm not seeing the issue with this article; do people disagree with the point, or just the tone?

The author.

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