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Macaulay Culkin Hoping Some 'Funny Or Die' Writer Comes Up With Video Idea For Him Typically, internet comedy sites mocking their peers comes off as mean-spirited, but not this one. This got a big laugh out of me.
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quote:"They could do something where I’m at home alone as an adult and Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci keep trying to break into my house—like it’s just this annoying routine that’s become part of my life." I'm not even sure this is meant to be a BAD pitch because it genuinely made me laugh... Also I totally agree - the headline sets this article up as just plain making fun of Culkin and Funny or Die. Not that I would mind, but I like how it, you know, really doesn't and is just funny.
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It actually makes me appreciate how The Onion finds a whole bunch of talented and relatively unknown actors to shine in its videos and series. I have nothing against internet videos stunt casting celebrities because they often still surprise me, but The Onion in some ironic way has become the Law & Order for Chicago actors.
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Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers
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Konec Hry posted:I'm not even sure this is meant to be a BAD pitch because it genuinely made me laugh... That would be loving hilarious. I'm 100% serious, I can't see how it could ever get old. Six seasons and a movie!
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Does anyone know if Tim Duncan is aware of all the Onion articles about him?
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Mar 20, 2013 04:51
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College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed
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"Scientists: Average British Person Eats About 7 Horses A Year In Their Sleep"
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Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated
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Henchman of Santa posted:No, because he probably still uses dialup if he goes on the internet at all. Tim Duncan is nerdy as gently caress and plays starcraft and D&D, and legit has a merlin tattoo. dude lives on the internet
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Thousands Of Elderly Japanese-Americans Rounded Up For Internment Camp’s 70th Reunion I think I have a new favorite end line.
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The Time For Watered-Down And Effectively Meaningless Gun Laws Is Now By Senator Harry Reid
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Starts good, turns great halfway through. 'What You're Doing Is Weird And Wrong,' Small Voice In Back Of Kim Jong-Un's Head Reports
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So good and depressing: Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life
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I am old and confused and paralyzed with sexual frustration. I honestly didn't notice who the writer was at first, then I laughed. A lot.
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Scarlett Johansson Immediately Rejects Heartwarming Prom Invite From High School Student http://www.theonion.com/articles/scarlett-johansson-immediately-rejects-heartwarmin,31748/ This is exactly how I feel about all that viral poo poo
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Obamas in Israel: 'This Is A Pointless Trip,' Obama Says While Shaking Hands With Netanyahu Obama Sarcastically Asks How Israel Afforded Such A Great Missile Defense System Obama, Rachel Goldstein Really Hitting It Off On Group Trip To Israel
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jojoinnit posted:Obamas in Israel: Man, that last line is giving me a serious visual.
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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda "I was born a Mazda man, and I’ll die one. Watch your loving back."
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ekuNNN posted:So good and depressing: This and the Communications BA resume article have convinced me that the Onion should specialize in  -humor.
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jojoinnit posted:Obamas in Israel: Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech Edit: Amputee Inspires Others Not To Lose Limbs SpiderHyphenMan has a new favorite as of 01:20 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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So, I think I found Sad Kevin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQBCa7GJZLU
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Thursday, 12:20 p.m.: Obama to address protesting Palestinians with symbolic nod, shrug
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YouTube passed a milestone yesterday, saying their viewership has reached 1 billion people. Meanwhile, the real news reported another, more important milestone.
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I'm not sure how the Onion makes the Supreme Court seem exciting but drat they pulled it off: Supreme Court's Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto I would totally read a comic series like this. Seth Pecksniff has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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quote:The Supreme Court has since issued an 8-1 decision ruling that Dr. Contempto will pay. Goddamnit Scalia.
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Proud Time To Be A Cowering Sack of poo poo as Democrats Back Off Assault Weapons Ban
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The Onion's Facebook updates feature headlines that don't seem to appear on the main site. Today's is fantastic:quote:1-Year-Old Retraces First Steps To Find Plastic Keys
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I'm a bowler and today's Kelly really hit home with me: http://www.theonion.com/articles/values-in-the-gutter,31787
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Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
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Can't help but read the quotes in the voice of Ethan Mars from Heavy Rain but that's still a great accompanying pic.
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http://www.theonion.com/video/what-is-your-amateur-porn-telling-employers-about,29438/
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YouTube Reaches 1 Trillion Racist Comments
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Did you know that The Onion has actually pulled an article from their archives? Black Bear Attacks, Rapes, Zookeeper: quote:Here's a little dog-bites-man tale we couldn't resist! Except replace "dog" with "850-pound black bear"! And "bites" with "anally violate"!
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ultrafilter posted:Did you know that The Onion has actually pulled an article from their archives?
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Holy gently caress. Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People (By Bashar al-Assad)
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Zugzwang posted:This one, too. Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid Oh man, I used to have that one on my door in college. Ah, 1997.
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I love that they make great short sports articles based entirely on a little bit of wordplay. Charlotte Bobcats Get Lost While Driving To Basket
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Ishamael posted:Oh man, I used to have that one on my door in college. Ah, 1997. So did I, actually. Also in 1997. Weird.
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