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Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Holy poo poo i'm buying that game. DuckTales is one of my fondest NES memories :allears:

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
Somebody, probably on the spectrum, compiles a list of the Top Ten Hottest Females: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Blind Sally posted:

Somebody, probably on the spectrum, compiles a list of the Top Ten Hottest Females: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

Holy poo poo. This is awful in so many amazing ways.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Blind Sally posted:

Somebody, probably on the spectrum, compiles a list of the Top Ten Hottest Females: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

Sometimes I too wonder who could top someone with long MWAVE hair.

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Indecisive posted:

Holy poo poo. This is awful in so many amazing ways.

Seriously Amy at #10?? IS THIS A JOKE

Legdiian
Jul 14, 2004

Celery Face posted:

Congressman doesn't understand how gmail ads work, no matter how many times he has it explained to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqNwQofeSjU

As a person who understands how GMail ads works, the dude from Google wasn't doing a very good job explaining it.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Legdiian posted:

As a person who understands how GMail ads works, the dude from Google wasn't doing a very good job explaining it.
He wasn't and I was getting confused too, but drat, does that congressman have a thick skull.

Edit: I was going through public access stuff recently and I came across a very bizarre Christian science show with creepy puppets. Here's a British guy explaining it pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGXKULw_pk

Celery Face fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Mar 24, 2013

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
The senator is kind of a moron because he wouldn't let him speak but explaining how internet advertising works shouldn't have been so challenging for the Google guy. I don't think you could be less clear if you tried.

Feels like forever since the last one, but Team Four Star's latest...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XAzDHco1w8
Mostly I was surprised they're still doing this.

Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Mar 24, 2013

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Celery Face posted:

He wasn't and I was getting confused too, but drat, does that congressman have a thick skull.

I do like how he asks if the federal government could make a deal to "screwgle" people though :allears:

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
Because I am OBSESSED, he's another Micallef video. This is the best episode, it's just gold after gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbbMSDEkQWA

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVyDMJAm_I

So this was just posted, it is a music video. Watch it.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY

Blind Sally posted:

Somebody, probably on the spectrum, compiles a list of the Top Ten Hottest Females: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

I literally cannot believe this is anything but brilliant satire. My brain refuses to accept the possibility that a human being actually thinks this way.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....

Blind Sally posted:

Somebody, probably on the spectrum, compiles a list of the Top Ten Hottest Females: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk

Every line was amazing. This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen just because the guy is so enthused and makes the absolute worst jokes.

1, 2, buckle my shoe! *shows picture of shoes*

"At one point they even showed her cleavage, and then they censored it. What a price to pay!"

ojoeone
Dec 29, 2008
Another troll video from my friend. This time against someone on fifa. This guy has a few rage issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ubKZwn2c4Y

Oh yeah and another COD video showing the inane conversations people take part in on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhhJz6Extsk

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

I started out hoping this was a joke, and by the end was hoping it was real:

The Professional Pencil Sharpener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMaP-_Cq_8

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

turnways posted:

I started out hoping this was a joke, and by the end was hoping it was real:

The Professional Pencil Sharpener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMaP-_Cq_8

It's real. The guy is a cartoonist/comedian, but he apparently does the pencil sharpening thing as well: http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/. Mainly though that video looks like it's just a viral ad for the Palomino Blackwing pencil.


Content-

Why you shouldn't try comedy before breakfast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAbOOUo7QDQ

K. Farb
Aug 6, 2009

I'd give you a ride, but I got Karl Farbman here.
That guy reminds me of Conan O'Brien's douchey producer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh9gAFmZa5o

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
I was watching the cringe channel on youtube and there was a "creepy game show host" and someone mentioned it was Jimmy Savile. I didn't know who this was so I found this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjgzzmMYu8

Now I know who he is.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I got these from the Everest thread. The Smileys are a charismatic couple that have been on a mission to complete the 50 classic climbs in North America.


Their 2 most recent videos

El Capitan, Yosemite
https://vimeo.com/62166077

Mt Robson
https://vimeo.com/52307295

They have completed 37 of the climbs so far and you can find all their other videos here.

LuchadoresDelNixon
Feb 7, 2007

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

turnways posted:

I started out hoping this was a joke, and by the end was hoping it was real:

The Professional Pencil Sharpener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMaP-_Cq_8

http://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pencils-Theoretical-Contractors/dp/1612190405/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1332711778&sr=1-1
The book on "how to sharpen pencils" has a forward by John Hodgman, I think we can pretty safely assume this is tongue-in-cheek. Although it appears he will let you pay him to sharpen a pencil.

Edit: This testimonial from Neil Gaiman is awesome:
"Truly, my life before I was presented with correctly sharpened pencils by an artisan was a dull and ill-sharpened void. Learn from my mistakes."

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

PovRayMan posted:

Watching that instantly reminded me of this Ducktales parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD3aNn1A0Ek

The Fatal Farm original is a little better quality, and their channel also has other good stuff.

(Alternate) DuckTales TV Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

turnways posted:

I started out hoping this was a joke, and by the end was hoping it was real:

The Professional Pencil Sharpener

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spMaP-_Cq_8

This all has to be some weird form of joke, right?

He can't be serious with this stuff. Here's a choice excerpt from another video of his: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1052494

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sz6IMkZjHc

COOKING FOR POOR PEOPLE

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Gameplay from PAX East, 8 minutes from the new Ducktales. Looks reaaaaaally promising, though I do also kinda hope it has a "classic mode" which is just a reskin of the original, sans extra cutscenes and stuff. What's there is still great looking, and they got a bunch of the original voice actors to come back, including the guy who does Scrooge McDuck. He is 93 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Wfl7Q9m3I&hd=1

Logan 5
Jan 29, 2007

Bash -> To the Cop
The Japanese version of the opening for the 90s X-Men cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTad94mre8

Oddity
Jun 22, 2003

"This woman here depicted will possess unseen marks. Signs that she will be the one to bring forth my works."

Catastrophe posted:

This all has to be some weird form of joke, right?

He can't be serious with this stuff. Here's a choice excerpt from another video of his: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1052494

It's promo for his parody book http://www.amazon.com/How-Sharpen-Pencils-Theoretical-Contractors/dp/1612190405

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
Yesterday I asked myself a strange question: What happened to that guy who sang the Pokémon theme song?
Well, his name is Jason Paige and he's a freelance vocalist. He also made this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBNpwQoTpQ
Give it a minute and a half.

If you like that, don't check out his channel. He's made some pretty cringe-worthy libertarian poo poo as well, but I suppose someone being opinionated is a double edged sword.

FirstPlayer
Jan 1, 2007

Beat me up and earn
fifteen respect points

Captain Invictus posted:

Gameplay from PAX East, 8 minutes from the new Ducktales. Looks reaaaaaally promising, though I do also kinda hope it has a "classic mode" which is just a reskin of the original, sans extra cutscenes and stuff. What's there is still great looking, and they got a bunch of the original voice actors to come back, including the guy who does Scrooge McDuck. He is 93 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Wfl7Q9m3I&hd=1

I like the obvious player switch point where Scrooge all of a sudden repeatedly gets hit by ghosts, misses enemies and chests and can't navigate.

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
Stamper is pretty cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpsSMm9-Po

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Masturbation joke, butt plug joke, pee joke. Final title card "PEE END".

Truly a classic for the ages, someone call the Smithsonian and tell then to get a new exhibit ready.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Logan 5 posted:

The Japanese version of the opening for the 90s X-Men cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTad94mre8

Was Cable even in that show as much as that intro seems to imply? It's been so long I don't really remember.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Chinese farmers discover a new type of 'mushroom'

:nws:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=789he-8T_-E:nws:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Oh to still have such innocence that you can't identify that 'mushroom' for what it really is. Seriously living in the Western world with unlimited internet access has jaded me somewhat.

McCloud24
May 23, 2008

You call yourself a knight; what is that?
Here, have a demonstration of Yogic "flying": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO8HI884_zI

Where's the crying Dhalsim smiley when you need it?

HerpinAndDerpin
Sep 11, 2011

Deadeye Dick posted:

It's real. The guy is a cartoonist/comedian...

He made one of the most scathingly satirical comic strips during Bushes presidency called Get Your War On that briefly got turned into an animated series. God I wish he was still making these :gonk: A bit dated, but still funny!

The List

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD19gOBp5i4

Moose Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxxETrQZwCM

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

This was god damned hilarious. Best thing I have seen in weeks. Ho's got to eat too!

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

There's a homeless guy named Reggie in my neighborhood that talks just like John Witherspoon, so I love this video even more. I love Witherspoon's gimmick and that it hasn't changed in 30 years

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smdMh3Ew6IU

It rhymes, it's like poetry.

yarichinchin
Mar 13, 2011

Tainen posted:

I got these from the Everest thread. The Smileys are a charismatic couple that have been on a mission to complete the 50 classic climbs in North America.


Their 2 most recent videos

El Capitan, Yosemite
https://vimeo.com/62166077

Mt Robson
https://vimeo.com/52307295

They have completed 37 of the climbs so far and you can find all their other videos here.

Just watched the el cap one. beautiful place. For a more purist approach to climbing it Alex Honnold and Hans Florine set a new speed record for climbing the Nose of El Capitan - 2,900 feet in 2:23.46. (average ascent of El Capitan is between 3 - 6 days).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtdiFeucYA

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SquareDog
Feb 8, 2004

silent but deadly

AtomD posted:

Yesterday I asked myself a strange question: What happened to that guy who sang the Pokémon theme song?
Well, his name is Jason Paige and he's a freelance vocalist. He also made this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBNpwQoTpQ
Give it a minute and a half.

If you like that, don't check out his channel. He's made some pretty cringe-worthy libertarian poo poo as well, but I suppose someone being opinionated is a double edged sword.

I saw this guy perform last year. There is this... event, at this dinner theater near Hollywood called "For The Record" where they do shows based on movie directors like Baz lurhmann, the Coen Bros, Tarantino, etc. The shows are a collection of live performances with a live band of music from the soundtracks of the director's movies performed in charater as the characters from the movies. Decipher that sentence if you can. And in between the songs they act out abbreviated scenes from said movies.

Anyway he was performing at the Scorsese show and was awesome, doing his best Joe Pesci. It's a great show and shouldn't be missed if you live in LA. This year they're doing Robert Zemeckis and Tim Burton, among others.

http://fortherecordlive.com/shows/

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