Bet On MMA: The Jase Won Thread

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Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62

God bless you

# ? Jul 7, 2013 04:32

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:55

Cart: Sep 28, 2004; They see me rollin...

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62

Edit: Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157727
Jul 06 11:40 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:34 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24205] C. OLIVEIRA +450
(C. OLIVEIRA vrs F. EDGAR)

25 / 112

Edit 2: gently caress this if I am betting on Silva that way he will lose.

Ticket#:15157942
Jul 07 12:15 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 07 12:08 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] A. SILVA -250
(C. WEIDMAN vrs A. SILVA)

85 / 34

Spectacular.

# ? Jul 7, 2013 05:35

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

MrSmokes posted:

Just had some money come in from a long term parley, it is all that remains in my 5dimes account. All of it is going on the Wide Man. I got a really good feeling that he is finally gonna be the one to take out Silva.

Hooooly poo poo I win a bet against ANDERSON SILVA of all people. Oh my god I cannot believe he lost, I really thought Weidman had a great chance and might be the one to do it but I still was stunned.

# ? Jul 7, 2013 05:41

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62

Edit: Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157727
Jul 06 11:40 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:34 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24205] C. OLIVEIRA +450
(C. OLIVEIRA vrs F. EDGAR)

25 / 112

Edit 2: gently caress this if I am betting on Silva that way he will lose.

Ticket#:15157942
Jul 07 12:15 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 07 12:08 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] A. SILVA -250
(C. WEIDMAN vrs A. SILVA)

85 / 34

someone get this guy some odds on world peace ASAP so he can bet that it won't happen within a year

# ? Jul 7, 2013 05:50

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

someone get this guy some odds on world peace ASAP so he can bet that it won't happen within a year

hahahahahahahaha

# ? Jul 7, 2013 06:00

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

jase1 has outlasted Anderson Silva, everyone.

# ? Jul 7, 2013 06:07

Dancing Peasant: Jul 19, 2003; All this for stealing a piece of bread?

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62

Edit: Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157727
Jul 06 11:40 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:34 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24205] C. OLIVEIRA +450
(C. OLIVEIRA vrs F. EDGAR)

25 / 112

Edit 2: gently caress this if I am betting on Silva that way he will lose.

Ticket#:15157942
Jul 07 12:15 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 07 12:08 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] A. SILVA -250
(C. WEIDMAN vrs A. SILVA)

85 / 34

hahahahahahahaha

# ? Jul 7, 2013 06:10

Cart: Sep 28, 2004; They see me rollin...

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Can you do me a solid and throw a bunch of money at Andy Murray for tomorrow as well?

# ? Jul 7, 2013 06:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cart posted:

Can you do me a solid and throw a bunch of money at Andy Murray for tomorrow as well?

I am quoting to let you know that I am, in the parlance, down with this conceptualisation of how to help Novak win. Novak will win anyway because he would give Nick Diaz a heart attack but still insurance doesn't hurt.

# ? Jul 7, 2013 07:30

canoshiz: Nov 6, 2005; THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

code:

Apr 02, 2013 10:58:00 PM	
Single #291205966

Mixed Martial Arts (Game) Moneyline

Both Must Fight For Action.

UFC 162 - Venu TBD 
UFC Middleweight Championship

(8801) Chris "All-American" Weidman +235 Jun 15/13@10:30p


Final Scores

Anderson "The Spider" Silva 0

Chris "All-American" Weidman 1



Outcome: Win

Date settled: Jul 06, 2013 11:33:13 PM

Web	US$ 10.00	US$ 23.50

Thanks Chris/Anderson :getin:

# ? Jul 7, 2013 07:33

Julio Cesar Fatass: Jul 24, 2007; "...."

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Jesus H Christ

# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:11

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I clicked on this thread knowing jase1 likes betting on underdogs and was curious how much he won on Weidman. It just keeps getting better.

# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:17

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

jase1 posted:

Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157449
Jul 06 11:05 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:00 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24209] R. GRACIE +125
(R. GRACIE vrs T. KENNEDY)

50 / 62

Edit: Here is the next one.

Ticket#:15157727
Jul 06 11:40 PM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 06 11:34 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24205] C. OLIVEIRA +450
(C. OLIVEIRA vrs F. EDGAR)

25 / 112

Edit 2: gently caress this if I am betting on Silva that way he will lose.

Ticket#:15157942
Jul 07 12:15 AM
INTERNET / -1 Jul 07 12:08 AM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24202] A. SILVA -250
(C. WEIDMAN vrs A. SILVA)

85 / 34

Have you actually won anything betting on MMA yet?

# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:37

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

origami posted:

Have you actually won anything betting on MMA yet?

jeffersonlives posted:

Because I love you all so much I added up jase1's claimed MMA bets in this thread

-100 on Sonnen vs. Silva 2
-20 on Buddy Roberts vs. Okami
-20 on Justin Lawrence vs. Max Holloway
-100 on Kaufman vs. Rousey
-100 on Bonnar vs. Silva
-5 on Tom Lawlor vs. Carmont
+11 on Waldburger vs. Catone
-10 on James Head vs. Pyle
-10 on Brookins vs. Poirier
+24 on Barry vs. del Rosario
-14 on Mitrione vs. Nelson
-5 on Thiago Tavares vs. Khabib
-5 on Rothwell vs. Gonzaga
+20 on Belfort vs. Bisping
+160 on Hunt vs. Struve
-100 on Gomi vs. Diego
+175 on Okami vs. Lombard
-300 on Diaz vs. GSP
-100 on Condit vs. Hendricks
+100 on Camozzi vs. Ring
-10 on Smith vs. McDaniel
-10 on Gonzaga vs. Browne
-20 on Tate vs. Zingano
-25 on Magelhaes vs. Phil Davis
+25 on Nelson vs. Kongo
-25 on Belcher vs. Bisping
-50 on Sonnen vs. Jones
-143 on Nelson vs. Miocic
-100 on Hendo vs. Rashad
-20 on Leben vs Craig
-20 on Boetsch vs Munoz
-50 on Roger vs Kennedy
-25 on Oliviera vs Edgar
-85 on Silva vs Weidman
Total loss is $927, 7 winning bets out of 34 placed (though to be fair jase does bet on a lot more big underdogs than big favorites).

I updated it.

# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:42

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

inscrutable. undeniable. unbeatable.

# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:48

factorialite: Mar 3, 2008; by Lowtax

This is my favorite thread, I think.

# ? Jul 10, 2013 20:27

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I made a swag of cash with a swanson, barboza, edgar and weidman parlay. Don't remember exact figures but :smug:

Now I need machida and aldo to smash their opponents and I'm good.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:59

2 fat 4 my lambo: Oct 9, 2003; WEED POOP

anyone betting on coenen against cyborg? i haven't seen either of their recent fights, but she's +500 and has put on muscle since their last match, while cyborg's looking a bit leaner (probably due to getting blood-tested and/or dieting to eventually make 135)

# ? Jul 13, 2013 18:46

canoshiz: Nov 6, 2005; THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

anyone betting on coenen against cyborg? i haven't seen either of their recent fights, but she's +500 and has put on muscle since their last match, while cyborg's looking a bit leaner (probably due to getting blood-tested and/or dieting to eventually make 135)

I put 10 on that just now. Neato. I also put 10 on Ellenberger vs Rory and 20 on Weidman in the rematch :getin:

# ? Jul 13, 2013 21:17

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

canoshiz posted:

I put 10 on that just now. Neato. I also put 10 on Ellenberger vs Rory and 20 on Weidman in the rematch

Who'd you take in burger / Rory? I put a little on burger because the odds were good and I can see a ko in the first although Rory will probably win.

# ? Jul 15, 2013 01:31

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Even if Ellenberger doesn't KO him early, Rory hasn't done anything so far to suggest that he won't get wrestlefucked into the ground.

# ? Jul 15, 2013 04:07

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Ugh, I'm such a degenerate, I can't stop doing this.

I think Jorge Masvidal is going to beat down Michael Chiesa, and probably do it in one round. Lines being Masvidal (-260) to Chiesa (+200), it's not great returns but probably the most value I see this weekend.

Please for the love of the few mismanaged dollars I have tell me why I am wrong.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 03:03

Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Chiesa's thing is getting RNCs on better fighters after they beat on him for a while. If that streak finally breaks and Masvidal wins, Chiesa is pretty tough and it will almost certainly be a decision.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 03:07

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i've got a carmouche, lawler, mm parlay to basically double my money and it seems pretty safe to me.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 05:19

JoeRules: Jul 11, 2001

I don't hate Guillard inside distance at +200.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 05:35

Meat Recital: Mar 26, 2009; by zen death robot

jase1, I'm curious, have you ever bet on professional wrestling?

# ? Jul 17, 2013 06:11

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Marching Powder posted:

i've got a carmouche, lawler, mm parlay to basically double my money and it seems pretty safe to me.

When I was young and foolish and would bet on MMA, I did this exact same thing all the time and it worked about 20% of the time

JoeRules posted:

I don't hate Guillard inside distance at +200.

Melvin has the rare ability to be able to be KOed or submitted easily but he punches so hard sometimes that people forget about that

# ? Jul 17, 2013 11:45

POTATO IN MY ANUS: May 23, 2012; 23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.

Meat Recital posted:

jase1, I'm curious, have you ever bet on professional wrestling?

please tell me this is not a thing.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 14:51

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

please tell me this is not a thing.

It's definitely a thing

# ? Jul 17, 2013 14:56

JoeRules: Jul 11, 2001

Put my whole bankroll on Undertaker to win at Wrestlemania a few years ago. :c00l:

I wonder if there's anyone making bank off of wrestling bets. The odds go to poo poo within a few days of PPV, but if you're paying close attention when lines first go up, I'm sure there's a few bets with value.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:50

jase1: Aug 11, 2004; Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Meat Recital posted:

jase1, I'm curious, have you ever bet on professional wrestling?

No I haven't but I have bet on the Oscars and the presidential election.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 15:59

Loki2099: Oct 26, 2005; can I be cool too please?

http://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-update-wwe-r-787445495 I imagine the betting lines reflect this guy, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is in with the books.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 16:25

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

I made �50 off the wwe ppv at the weekend and about �80 last month using his posts, probably won't be worth risking it next time now that it's blown up.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 16:28

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

Loki2099 posted:

http://deadspin.com/a-redditor-has-been-leaking-wwe-outcomes-update-wwe-r-787445495 I imagine the betting lines reflect this guy, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is in with the books.

It's almost certainly the other way around, the lines have been moving way ahead of the random Redditor.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 17:34

MycroftXXX: May 10, 2006; A Liquor Never Brewed

Its time for a title change for this thread

Bet on Pro Wrestling: The MMA Gambling Thread

# ? Jul 17, 2013 18:16

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The reverse Biff Tannen: Jase1 Appreciation Station

# ? Jul 17, 2013 18:21

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Just so I can get ahead of the curve, what's an ideal site to use to Bet On MMA so I can make money from picking against jase1? I live in California if that matters.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 18:59

syxxcowz: Jan 27, 2006; by angerbeet

I use 5dimes.eu, I've never had any problems with them besides the fact that I live in washington and have to send them money manually.

# ? Jul 17, 2013 20:14

vainman: Nov 2, 2012; I find your lack of faith... disturbing

7/20/13 2:28am $10.00 $80.00 Pending 7/20/13 6:30pm MMA Fighting 2001 Lukasz Chlewicki +800* vs Paul Daley

Semtex is getting starched.

# ? Jul 20, 2013 16:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:55

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

I was gonna say, that is a crazy line. Don't know a lot about his opponent but Daley should never be that big of a favorite against anyone.

e: only got in at +550 :/

$5.00 $27.50 Pending 7/20/13 6:30pm MMA Fighting 2001 Lukasz Chlewicki +550* vs Paul Daley

# ? Jul 20, 2013 20:59

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