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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Sudo Echo posted:

dur be honest are you giving your cats mushrooms

it is us who are on :shroom:

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:06

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# ? May 25, 2024 05:16

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

of course when i want to record video of the cat laser carmen doesn't give a poo poo, lol. she is a true cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Y0EPg3kmo

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:07

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

lol

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:18

Samopsa: Nov 9, 2009; Krijgt geen speciaal kerstdiner!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

i think maybe 4 months or so? the vet thought he was ten weeks when I brought him in first and that was about 6 weeks ago.

e: and that sorta lines up with when I first saw him and his dearly departed mother and siblings

e2: oh yeah ran into the deputy again today and one of the first things she said was "that little one disappeared didnt he" and I said "yeahhh.... into my house" and she lost it. She also filled me in a little more. she used to feed them from the other side of the fence, and the people running the meth lab started killing them to keep her away. i'm gonna build a little easement to shelter the food for the winter and she's gonna leave me a sack of food for them for when it gets too snowy for her come by

gently caress these dudes, and you did a good thing, walt fukken owns

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:24

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I call this collection "wake up motherfucker"

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:30

Kite Pride Worldwide: Apr 20, 2009

Pleads posted:

I call this collection "wake up motherfucker"

what the gently caress did you show that catte

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:31

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Pleads posted:

"what"

"what?"

"whaaaaaaaaat"

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:31

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Alabaster White posted:

what the gently caress did you show that catte

That was his reaction to ShameCone rubbing his cone against the wall to create the most grating sound known to man (e: and cat)

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:33

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

how am i supposed to be motivated to work with that going on

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:36

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Pleads posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:37

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

scamtank posted:

"what"

"what?"

"whaaaaaaaaat"

Danger zone.

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:38

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Pleads posted:

lol

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:38

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Well Hoke you should have thought about it before you barged into the bathroom when I needed to take a big stinky Indian food dump.

Fake edit: he's pawing at the door to get out.

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:40

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Pleads posted:

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:41

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

man i wish i had a cat who didnt loving hate our bed and pee on it every time shes let in

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:42

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

cj's floof is getting so out of control that she's getting hair stuck in her eye, presumably from when she grooms herself

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:55

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Josh Lyman posted:

two cattes.

you're going to adopt two cattes.

idunno seems like a lot of trouble esp. because im going for older ones that may not be accustomed to other cattes being around

also can we please quit the :qq:

about kill shelters and focus on the fact that i'm trying to save one of them from getting killed instead of all of them getting killed?

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:56

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

newreply.php posted:

idunno seems like a lot of trouble esp. because im going for older ones that may not be accustomed to other cattes being around

also can we please quit the about kill shelters and focus on the fact that i'm trying to save one of them from getting killed instead of all of them getting killed?

if you ask around you may be able to find cattes that came in as a pair.

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:58

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Shifty Pony posted:

if you ask around you may be able to find cattes that came in as a pair.

yea they got like 6 cats from the same guy who was neglecting them

# ? Sep 12, 2013 23:59

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

also forget the spayed/neutered requirement, i just remembered that my little sister is a vet and i can get any animal snipped for free

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:01

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

newreply.php posted:

yea they got like 6 cats from the same guy who was neglecting them

2 cattes is strictly better than 1 catte

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:07

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

mod sassinator posted:

of course when i want to record video of the cat laser carmen doesn't give a poo poo, lol. she is a true cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Y0EPg3kmo

not impressed

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:11

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Josh Lyman posted:

2 cattes is strictly better than 1 catte

im just scared of that sitch where theres one hella swole catte eating all the other cat's food and bullying it and stuff

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:12

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Yeah finding adult cattes in pairs isn't hard at all and they're usually past all the bullying

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:34

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

cats that are hard for shelters to find homes for:

FIV+
bonded pairs
old dudes
black (this might not be true in Europe?)
missing bits (eg Refurb, Gilbert)

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:38

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Radio! posted:

cats that are hard for shelters to find homes for:

FIV+
bonded pairs
old dudes
black (this might not be true in Europe?)
missing bits (eg Refurb, Gilbert)

yeah maybe the black thing is true, at least ive never ever seen a white cat at a shelter except maybe if it was missing some legs and eyes

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:41

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

mod sassinator posted:

of course when i want to record video of the cat laser carmen doesn't give a poo poo, lol. she is a true cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Y0EPg3kmo

can i get a laser wobble

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:42

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

Caught one of our kittens loafing. 6/10 loaf IMHO, paws sticking out detract from the loaf.

Also, on the Walt spots :3:

discussion earlier, our kittehs don't have spots, just stripes running from spine to belly.

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:42

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

got antique toys now if you want. the snakes are cool

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:46

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

since fiv got mentioned again I remembered this pro guy

Esser-Z posted:

My Horatio:

He's FIV positive, so he has to be an only cat, but he's been healthy so far.

# ? Sep 13, 2013 00:51

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

Hmm. look, i can't take in any more cats. i don't know what to do. i'll have time next week when I could trap all the adults (maybe) i can and get them spayed/neutered but GODDAMMIT STOP loving YOU CATS

sigh

Bonus Walt pic since he was right there when i was changing lenses

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:08

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

Solution:

2 fiv+ cats

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:09

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Hmm. look, i can't take in any more cats. i don't know what to do. i'll have time next week when I could trap all the adults (maybe) i can and get them spayed/neutered but GODDAMMIT STOP loving YOU CATS

sigh

Bonus Walt pic since he was right there when i was changing lenses

congrats on all of your new cats

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:09

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Hmm. look, i can't take in any more cats. i don't know what to do. i'll have time next week when I could trap all the adults (maybe) i can and get them spayed/neutered but GODDAMMIT STOP loving YOU CATS

sigh

Bonus Walt pic since he was right there when i was changing lenses

congrats on your new cattery

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:11

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Hmm. look, i can't take in any more cats. i don't know what to do. i'll have time next week when I could trap all the adults (maybe) i can and get them spayed/neutered but GODDAMMIT STOP loving YOU CATS

sigh

Bonus Walt pic since he was right there when i was changing lenses

cats have the innate ability to recognize a sucker.

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:13

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

that pic does a good job of showing how wide his face floof is getting

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:14

Kazy: Oct 23, 2006; 0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Wild EEPROM posted:

congrats on all of your new cats

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:20

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

that pic does a good job of showing how wide my collection of cattes is getting

# ? Sep 13, 2013 01:23

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

Hmm. look, i can't take in any more cats. i don't know what to do. i'll have time next week when I could trap all the adults (maybe) i can and get them spayed/neutered but GODDAMMIT STOP loving YOU CATS

sigh

Bonus Walt pic since he was right there when i was changing lenses

get that calico

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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I wish I lived near an adorable cat factory

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