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My friend linked me to this "game" on Facebook with a message: "my life is ruined". Thanks, pal, so is mine now. Haven't closed my computer in over a day now. 666 million cookies per second. Have to get more! My girlfriend doesn't understand this at all.
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Arthe Xavier posted:My girlfriend doesn't understand this at all. Oh, that's an easy fix. Have her click the cookie, too. 
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Sep 29, 2013 10:05
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SatansBestBuddy posted:Oh, that's an easy fix. Haha. I'll try.  "Come on, honey, just give it a single click, I dare you".
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Sep 29, 2013 10:18
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Arthe Xavier posted:"Come on, honey, just give it a single click, I dare you". I did this. She didn't give a single gently caress.
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Sep 29, 2013 11:02
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Global warming is increasing because of the autismal game cookie clicker -- IOCC
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Sep 29, 2013 11:50
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Esroc posted:Is it a good idea to sell off low-yield properties like farms and mines and put the money toward condensers or time machines? I've got 137 farms, but they only churn out 2,740 cookies. Seems kinda useless to keep around since most of my other properties are yielding in the millions. Use this https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73817062/cookies/cookies.html First, your farms are giving you much more cps than 2,740. Second, the value of your buildings comes from cost/cps, not just cps, and your farms should be cheap. Third, if you sold every single farm you've ever bought, it probably wouldn't even buy your next cursor, grandma, portal, or time machine, let alone a fraction of your next condenser.
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Sep 29, 2013 14:47
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Dammerung posted:Menu >Settings >Particles off should take them out. Wooo thanks, you can also stop the milk animation.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:47
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Ramengank posted:In the endgame especially, Golden Cookies will become your main source of income. With all three golden cookie upgrades, Frenzy will have twice the duration, and a new cookie can spawn while Frenzy is still going. If you get a Lucky or Click Frenzy during it, the effects STACK and you'll get an absurd number of cookies at once. Well thank you, but I really meant their spawning. I've only seen 3 after playing this for 2 whole days.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:50
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Bobnumerotres posted:Well thank you, but I really meant their spawning. I've only seen 3 after playing this for 2 whole days. There are upgrades later on that make them spawn more often.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:52
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Bobnumerotres posted:Well thank you, but I really meant their spawning. I've only seen 3 after playing this for 2 whole days. Get this script which will add a timer to the next cookie, among some other cool features.
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Sep 29, 2013 15:57
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Kraps posted:Get this script which will add a timer to the next cookie, among some other cool features. Ah! This is amazing, thank you.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:01
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How do I turn on the beta? Seems I'm stupid and can't figure this out.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:03
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Ah jesus, I'm 60k cookies into going for True Neverclick, and a new Golden Cookie spawns, I click it, it's a Clicking Frenzy. ...I immedately start clicking the cookie like a trained baboon. 
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Sep 29, 2013 16:11
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How do you start a True Neverclick? There's zero cookies so a Lucky! wouldn't help you would it?
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Sep 29, 2013 16:32
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Kraps posted:How do you start a True Neverclick? There's zero cookies so a Lucky! wouldn't help you would it? Nah, a Lucky! cookie also gives a flat 13 cookies, so you'd just need to get two to buy your first cursor!
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Sep 29, 2013 16:38
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Kraps posted:How do you start a True Neverclick? There's zero cookies so a Lucky! wouldn't help you would it? A lucky gave me 13. You need at least 2 to buy a cursor, and after that it's smooth sailing.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:38
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Arthe Xavier posted:My girlfriend doesn't understand this at all. I've been doing this for a couple weeks now, without really saying anything to my girlfriend about it. Ofcourse she's seen me clicking the cookie since I do this on our DVR but she only just recently asked me what the deal with this was. I tried to explain it and she said "Oh so it's like Lemonade Stand?" which is basically how she describes any game that doesn't involve shooting, hitting, driving, or puzzles. I just told her yes and kept on clicking that cookie.
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Sep 29, 2013 16:57
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I just got a click frenzy during a frenzy for the first time, got insanely excited, started flitting my fingers on the trackpad... and accidentally closed the browser. 
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Sep 29, 2013 17:04
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Fun when that happens. I had a Frenzy + Clicking Frenzy happen right when my workstation decided to take a massive crap and freeze the entire browser.... for 13 seconds. 
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Sep 29, 2013 18:11
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I just moved. I haven't clicked cookies in about 3 weeks. What did I miss?
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Sep 29, 2013 19:11
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Why don't you click and find out? 
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Sep 29, 2013 19:17
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What I missed, apparently, was a new building type that tripled my CpS in a few minutes.
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Sep 29, 2013 19:18
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I just started exploring dungeons. Turning off the automation seems to help a bit, since Chip got stuck in one place for like 20 minutes before I did. The enemies seem to get harder the deeper you go, but I think the yield is the same no matter what. Has anyone had any different experience with it yet?
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Sep 29, 2013 19:45
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Mendrian posted:I just started exploring dungeons. Turning off the automation seems to help a bit, since Chip got stuck in one place for like 20 minutes before I did. The enemies seem to get harder the deeper you go, but I think the yield is the same no matter what. Has anyone had any different experience with it yet?
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Sep 29, 2013 19:51
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Wait dungeons are live? How do I dungeon?
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Sep 29, 2013 20:07
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Should I do the grandma cult thing? Or should I just ignore it? At +500mil/sec right now.
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Sep 29, 2013 20:24
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Ogmius815 posted:Wait dungeons are live? How do I dungeon? No, it's still only in the beta.
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Sep 29, 2013 20:26
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Bobnumerotres posted:Should I do the grandma cult thing? Or should I just ignore it? At +500mil/sec right now. Yes. The Bingo Center doesn't do new research until you buy the 'DO NOT BUY THIS' upgrades.
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Sep 29, 2013 20:32
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 My God, it's full of chips. 
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Sep 29, 2013 21:05
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 This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, nor a whimper, but a click.
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Sep 29, 2013 21:27
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tastychicken posted:http://bildr.no/view/bVg0WEYr Using Opera?
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Sep 29, 2013 21:39
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Ogmius815 posted:Wait dungeons are live? How do I dungeon? http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/beta/ It uses a separate (internet) cookie from the main game, so you can play that one from scratch or import your main save. The dungeon opens up at 50 factories, so importing a late-game save will get you access right away.
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Sep 29, 2013 21:52
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And then you get to be horribly disappointed as you watch a girlscout walk around in circles for hours occasionally picking up <100k cookies when your cps is in the millions or billions.
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Sep 29, 2013 22:45
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Up until yesterday I was enjoying Cookie Clicker, but the disappointing dungeons are kinda hampering my fun  I just want more ludicrous buildings that do crazy poo poo to get me more cookies...
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Sep 29, 2013 22:49
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Should I bother with the 200 T cookie upgrades on my first run through or just wait for 100 chips and 100 time machines then reset?
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Sep 30, 2013 00:25
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He'll probably re-balance dungeons. Dungeons shouldn't be super active things anyway because this is a game about clicking cookies.
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Sep 30, 2013 00:28
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Ogmius815 posted:He'll probably re-balance dungeons. Dungeons shouldn't be super active things anyway because this is a game about clicking cookies. If the autopilot was relatively intelligent, then it'd work a lot better. As it stands now, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for the scout's movements.
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Sep 30, 2013 00:54
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Son of a bitch, I clicked the cookie. drat you! drat you to hell!
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Sep 30, 2013 01:39
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Prestiged with 111 chips and got true neverclick. Back up to 5mil CpS and growing...
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What are the achievements with the question mark icon? I'm like 74/88 with nothing left but The Digital and the 100 Time Machine/Antimatter Condensor. If 100% on achievements is impossible, I'll have nothing left to live for.
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