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Pissflaps posted:Jozy is dogshit. He is.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:32 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 21:01 |
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Jozy is a big fat stupid man who can't play football.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:33 |
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Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. That's where Jozy's shots landed
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:34 |
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Big Jozy Knew posted:4) John Obi Mikel 5) Jermaine Beckford (went straight from the League 1 Leeds side to Everton, scored 8 in his one season there)
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:35 |
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As for the "being a lone striker at Sunderland is hard" thing Steven "also a garbageman" Fletcher has 12 goals in 31 games. Just sayin, like.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:37 |
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Pissflaps posted:Jozy is dogshit. You know I'm starting to feel this way myself.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:38 |
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Sauska posted:You know I'm starting to feel this way myself. It's not something you feel, it is an incontrovertible fact
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:39 |
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Really should have stayed at AZ Alkmaar.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:39 |
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Naismith has scored more goals than Jozy in the Prem. Think about that.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:42 |
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lol some great posts itt http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/altidore.819780/
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:48 |
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Big Jozy Knew posted:It's not something you feel, it is an incontrovertible fact Immanuel Kant, A Critique of Pure Reason, 1781 posted:There are three pure forms of sensible intuition, as principles of knowledge a priori, namely space, time and Jozy being pure dogshit.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:48 |
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Pissflaps posted:lol some great posts itt Possibly our best target man since Quinny ffs. Do people actually not notice how much he holds up the ball and wins in the air for us? It's nice to have a route-one not come straight back for a change.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:51 |
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pointsofdata posted:He'll go somewhere else when we get relegated and start banging the goals in again when he gets good service, and people will still not be able to see that this Sunderland team is practically impossible for a striker to look good in. This exact post is made on page 1 of that thread pissflaps posted
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:52 |
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He's one of a half dozen or so ridiculous Altidore yank fanboys that have infested the place since we signed the useless kunt. They pretend to support the club that their wank fantasy striker plays for and talk utter bollocks, and will follow him like love sick puppies to another club when he's finally bladdered out the door and hosed off. They know gently caress all about our club, have no idea what real support is, and will never experience any true club emotion because they support a player and not a team. The most pathetic type of modern day plastic fan you can get. Absolute embarrassments. One of the silly cunts reckons we should play Ki and Fletcher on the wing just to feed his poster boy Altidore some goals. Either that or they are all mags on a massive windup from Skunkers. Which wouldn't surprise me.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:52 |
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The "best" Jozy moment today was when he was in the final third of the pitch and holding a Man U defender back while waiting to chest down a goalkick. You could tell he was trying to get the ball to his feet, but it bounced away harmlessly back into his on half. He can't hold the ball and he's a shithouse.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:54 |
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Mods rename me altidore_fan
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:57 |
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LOL the funny thing is if even you brought Messi in this team, the outcome would be the same. And the delusional fans here would say "wah waha Messi is utter shite"
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 21:59 |
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The only way you can compare Jozy and Messi is by saying Messi is as good as Jozy is poo poo.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:01 |
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Olewithmilk posted:5) Jermaine Beckford 6) Anderson 7) Tom Cleverley
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:01 |
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Your Weird Uncle posted:LOL the funny thing is if even you brought Messi in this team, the outcome would be the same. And the delusional fans here would say "wah waha Messi is utter shite" I thought you couldn't care less about Altidore?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:03 |
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"Messi and Jozy would be just as influential during a football game" is a thing an idiot just said.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:04 |
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Jonny Howson gets played out of position, and dropped by a poo poo fucktard manager, and still manages to outscore Jozy this season from midfield (was a loving screamer too, phwoarr)
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:05 |
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belgend posted:I thought you couldn't care less about Altidore? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/altidore.819780/page-3#post-16051316
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:06 |
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belgend posted:I thought you couldn't care less about Altidore? He's copy pasting a post from that forum which in turn was probably an epic troll...this rabbit hole goes deep
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:06 |
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vaginal culture posted:Jonny Howson gets played out of position, and dropped by a poo poo fucktard manager, and still manages to outscore Jozy this season from midfield (was a loving screamer too, phwoarr) Mate we already established you can't compare Altidore and Messi, it's not even fair to bring Howson into this.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:08 |
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tekz posted:He's copy pasting a post from that forum which in turn was probably an epic troll...this rabbit hole goes deep Yeah but he's posted similar opinions prior. He's a Jozy believer. He has drank the kool aid.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:08 |
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:08 |
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I bet Jozy looks sexy in a wig.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:10 |
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I drank the Jozy kool aid and now I have dysentery.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:10 |
Are you suggesting that pointsofdata puppet mastered all of this?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:11 |
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Are you suggesting that pointsofdata puppet mastered all of this? Have we been gaslighted?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:12 |
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I thought he was trolling from the beginning?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:12 |
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The anti-Jozy community is in shambles.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:12 |
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Kind of funny because I could swear Jozy picked up more muscle mass or more fat...I just couldn't understand why he's gotten bigger or was it just me who had noticed it....Looks like someone told him to hit the Gym hard by lifting weights because EPL will be a more physical league so he should bulk up, but it a;; this muscle mass doesnt look right for a footballer. Many people would say things like " he doesnt look like a footballer" on appearance, and sometimes, I must admit his large shoulder is kind of weird for a footballer. On the other hand, he should make sure of these massive shoulder much more...these could be assets...he could try to bully himself into the box and chase balls more aggressively by throwing people around...Does not do this much in my opinion...
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:13 |
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I think Jozy could've been a good baseball player.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:14 |
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Jozy is celltechin' but he's been skipping leg day all his bulk is up top he's also fat. Too much Nandos.
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tetsman posted:I think Jozy could've been a good baseball player. he could be fat for days and still make $30m USD a year, baseball loving sucks! *pages financial thread baseball fan*
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:16 |
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lotta fat shaming itt check your privilege
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:18 |
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I think Jozy has issues with her confidence.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:24 |
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Destroy My Sweater posted:I think Jozy has issues with her confidence. He dares to show up as a fat sack of crap for the world to see without even making an effort to play well. I don't think he has any confidence issues.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 22:27 |