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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

The other day, I caught Cookie trying to dissect her rain coat.

I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

Skeesix posted:

I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


I had a cat named Snowball.
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping.
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

Frink
Jun 17, 2005

Skeesix posted:

I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!

In this thread we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Frink posted:

In this thread we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Hogburto posted:

I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van.

:viggo: Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



oldskool posted:

:viggo: Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.

You're so learned, Papa Oldskool.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

oldskool posted:

:viggo: Nukular. It's pronounced....nukular.

I can't ecscape oldskool, our little walking liberry!

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Mr Bjay9, with all due respect, oldskool didn't quote anything.

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! :supaburn:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
I just attacked all my friends and fellow goons just for trying to help me. I'd like to commit myself.

Bjay9 posted:

Very well. Shall I show you to your room, or would you prefer to be dragged off kicking and screaming?

Ooh, kicking and screaming, please. :)

:supaburn:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

I don't understand it. There wasn't any nuclear material in that van.

In there guys.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Bjay9 posted:

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little IMJack! Something Awful's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! :supaburn:

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Roark posted:

Hey, I've only been posting for a few minutes! What's going on?

TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

TVIV is leading our kids down a moral sewer - gotta go!

He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Luigi Thirty posted:

He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Luigi Thirty, you're good at lots of things. Like snuggling.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

He's talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

oldskool posted:

SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



We work hard, we play hard.

Everybody :dance: now!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Zzzap! Zzzap! Zzzap!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Deviant posted:

We work hard, we play hard.

Everybody :dance: now!

Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

The whole steel industry's gay. And aerospace, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.

Not Lenny!

NOT LENNY! :gonk:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Roark posted:

Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread?

Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Ainsley McTree posted:

Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.

This fire exit door is painted on!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mayo and Catsup posted:

This fire exit door is painted on!

And it STILL says FIRE EXIT... and FIRE EXIT is misspelled!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


He spelled Yale with a 6

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Ainsley McTree posted:

Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.

What's her problem?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

What's her problem?

Probably misses her old glasses.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ainsley McTree posted:

He spelled Yale with a 6

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Ainsley McTree posted:

He spelled Yale with a 6

Something Awful could use an international airport.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


IMJack posted:

Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.

Shut up, Judge!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Ainsley McTree posted:

Shut up, Judge!

Its a secret...

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

IMJack posted:

Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.

Erm, your youngest daughter.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Erm, your youngest daughter.

Walt Whitman?

I HATE YOU WALT FREAKING WHITE WHITMAN!

Leaves of grass my rear end! :argh:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

Hey, stop it! I made a special quote for you to ruin, it's over there :mad:

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Your image is what we call outsider art. It could be by a mental patient, a hillbilly or a chimpanzee.

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