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IMJack posted:It's not me! It's the reed! Right or wrong, your behavior was still disruptive, young man! Perhaps spending the remainder of your life in a madhouse will teach you some manners.
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't bring home any more used crutches!  The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!
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Oct 28, 2013 18:17
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IMJack posted:It's not me! It's the reed! Jeremy's....Iron...
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Oct 28, 2013 18:29
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Women's Rights? posted:Jeremy's....Iron... "Jimmy" is such an ugly word. Unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits. 
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Oct 28, 2013 18:34
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IMJack posted:It's not me! It's the reed! Jeez, I'd hate to be that goon's father.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:43
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MondayHotDog posted:Jeez, I'd hate to be that goon's father.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:46
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Hogburto posted:What the balding fatass? No, the Hindu guy.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:58
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MondayHotDog posted:No, the Hindu guy. 
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Oct 28, 2013 19:14
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MondayHotDog posted:No, the Hindu guy. By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
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Oct 28, 2013 19:15
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Hogburto posted:What the balding fatass? You mean the drunken gambler?
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Oct 28, 2013 19:18
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ShaqDiesel posted:You mean the drunken gambler?
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Oct 28, 2013 19:24
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ShaqDiesel posted:You mean the drunken gambler? Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem!
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Oct 28, 2013 19:25
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MondayHotDog posted:Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well, that's nothing because you have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well, you have a gambling problem! STEALING! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! Brrrrrrm!! Vvvuuu vuuuu!! Ptthp pttthp ptthpt!! HONK HONK!! Kpewwwwwwwwwwww!! Hee hee hee!! Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!
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Oct 28, 2013 19:44
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:STEALING! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! Can I be a boozehound?
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Oct 28, 2013 20:10
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MondayHotDog posted:Can I be a boozehound? Can I borrow a feeling?
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Oct 28, 2013 20:12
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Luigi Thirty posted:Sorny! And Magnetbox! Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to post in TV IV, and I mean really post in it, you want the Carnivale. It features two-pronged USB plug, pre-molded keyboard well, durable outer casing to prevent fall apart...
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Oct 28, 2013 20:13
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MondayHotDog posted:Can I be a boozehound? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2TVdDp4AvI
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Oct 28, 2013 20:15
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DrBouvenstein posted:Listen, I'm not going to lie to you. Those are all superior machines. But if you like to post in TV IV, and I mean really post in it, you want the Carnivale. Now, lets talk rust-proofing. The Coleco will rust up on you like that! Shut up, Everything, close the deal!
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Oct 28, 2013 20:16
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Everything Counts posted:Now, lets talk rust-proofing. The Coleco will rust up on you like that! Shut up, Everything, close the deal! Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. This guy was as... whose voice is that? Is that Fred? Aw, you said it was over. No, don't put him on- Hello, Fred, h-hi!
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Oct 28, 2013 20:23
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Everything Counts posted:Now, lets talk rust-proofing. The Coleco will rust up on you like that! Shut up, Everything, close the deal! No, not the balloon, I've been living in there! You know...just until things pick up... 
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Oct 28, 2013 21:40
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MondayHotDog posted:Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. That's enough, MondayHotDog..don't drag us down with you
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Oct 28, 2013 21:48
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MondayHotDog posted:Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. What the hell is my money doing in your house, Fred!
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Oct 28, 2013 23:58
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jscolon2.0 posted:What the hell is my money doing in your house, Fred! Yabba-dabba-doo, I like talkin' to you!
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Oct 29, 2013 00:08
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Striking Yak posted:Yabba-dabba-doo, I like talkin' to you! Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.
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Oct 29, 2013 00:28
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CatchrNdRy posted:Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates. I've brought some Munchies. Catchr, the cheetos.
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Oct 29, 2013 00:38
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Mayo and Catsup posted:I've brought some Munchies. The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!
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Oct 29, 2013 00:54
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IMJack posted:The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all! What a feeling! I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!
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Oct 29, 2013 00:57
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Oct 29, 2013 05:02
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ShaqDiesel posted:Ahhh, that sweet Carolina smoke... I am in flavor country.
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Oct 29, 2013 05:06
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MondayHotDog posted:I am in flavor country. You sir, are worse than Hitler!
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Oct 29, 2013 05:06
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You sir, are worse than Hitler! Now they'll never save your brain! 
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Oct 29, 2013 05:28
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ShaqDiesel posted:You mean the drunken gambler? I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws!
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Oct 29, 2013 06:30
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Do over Ham posted:I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch Jerusalem from his neon claws! Gambling is the finest thing a person can do... if you're good at it. You haven't won anything in months!
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Oct 29, 2013 07:11
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Gambling is the finest thing a person can do... if you're good at it. You haven't won anything in months! You bet all the money you made franchising your name against the Harlem Globetrotters!? 
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The Dark One posted:Now they'll never save your brain! Ugh. Come on snipers, where are you?
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:STEALING! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! WELL I DIDN'T HEAR ANYBODY LAUGHING, DID YOU?! Except at that guy who made sound effects! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43yTf2wAYw This man is my exact duplicate! Oh my god! That dog has a puffy tail!
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Oct 29, 2013 09:43
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You sir, are worse than Hitler! Vera said that? 
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Oct 29, 2013 14:21
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You sir, are worse than Hitler! Listen, Senor FART HELLBERGO, I want you to do for me what LOCUST FART HELL did for Oskar Schindler!
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IMJack posted:You bet all the money you made franchising your name against the Harlem Globetrotters!? I thought the Generals were due!
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MondayHotDog posted:I thought the Generals were due! They don't call me 'Colonel Homer' because I'm some dumbass Army guy.
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