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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us? Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
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Writer Cath posted:Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Hi David, I'm Grampa. 
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Nov 2, 2013 20:55
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Is Mister Kingdom going to kill us? What's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
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Nov 2, 2013 22:58
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MondayHotDog posted:What's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears? I had a cat named Snowball - She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping - She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler have hit me instead?
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Nov 2, 2013 23:03
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I had a cat named Snowball - It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.
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Nov 2, 2013 23:03
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MondayHotDog posted:It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. ...in a truth-telling contest?
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Nov 2, 2013 23:06
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:...in a truth-telling contest? Two towns over. To the best of my recollection.
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Nov 2, 2013 23:09
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MondayHotDog posted:Two towns over.
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Nov 2, 2013 23:21
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Hogburto posted:You gave both dogs away!? You know how I feel about giving! Quiet, you fool! His spaghetti and Moe balls can be ours!
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Nov 3, 2013 01:32
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The Dark One posted:Quiet, you fool! His spaghetti and Moe balls can be ours! Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls!
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Nov 3, 2013 01:38
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls! Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!
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Nov 3, 2013 02:43
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! More testicles means more iron!
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Writer Cath posted:Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Can we have armor piercing and cyanide-tipped bullets too?
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Nov 3, 2013 03:00
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Root Bear posted:Can we have armor piercing and cyanide-tipped bullets too? It's in the Constitution, son 
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Jerusalem posted:It's in the Constitution, son We the purple? What the hell is that?
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Nov 3, 2013 03:16
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MondayHotDog posted:We the purple? What the hell is that? Purple is a fruit.
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Nov 3, 2013 03:20
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Jerusalem posted:Purple is a fruit. Jerusalem said the teachers are gonna crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
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Nov 3, 2013 03:26
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MondayHotDog posted:Jerusalem said the teachers are gonna crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher. "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times" ?? You stupid monkey!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:33
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Jerusalem posted:Purple is a fruit. Wow, someone sure likes their kidney mush!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:37
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Women's Rights? posted:Wow, someone sure likes their kidney mush! I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste! Now that's good eating!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:47
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Jerusalem posted:Now that's good eating! Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:52
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't. You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do.
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Nov 3, 2013 04:22
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I know you feel a little silly saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't. You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do. A part of us all! A part of us all! A PART OF US ALL!
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Everything Counts posted:Oh boy! Buffalo testicles! Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious.
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Nov 3, 2013 07:06
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:More testicles means more iron! Iron helps us play! Hello Joe!
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Cookie Kwan posted:Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious. Aaagh! Eww! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.
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Nov 3, 2013 16:36
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Everything Counts posted:Aaagh! Eww! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. "Sugar?" "Yes! Ten, please!"
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Nov 3, 2013 17:06
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Jerusalem posted:I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste! Now that's good eating! This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap!
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Nov 3, 2013 17:34
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Root Bear posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! MOOOOOOD! ROOT BEAR'S SWEARING!
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Nov 3, 2013 17:37
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Root Bear posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! Hey, Root Bear, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!
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Nov 3, 2013 17:48
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Striking Yak posted:MOOOOOOD! ROOT BEAR'S SWEARING! Watch the potty mouth, honey.
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Nov 3, 2013 17:49
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Hey, Root Bear, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? If you're happy and you know it say a swear!
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Nov 3, 2013 17:51
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you're happy and you know it say a swear! Mittens! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you're happy and you know it say a swear!  AW HELL DIDDLEY-DING-DONG CRAP!
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Everything Counts posted:
I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!
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ShaqDiesel posted:Watch the potty mouth, honey. Uncross those sites, mister!
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The Dark One posted:Uncross those sites, mister! The Dark One, lower those eyebrows! AND the other one!
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IMJack posted:I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here! Why are we getting dressed up, mom? Are we going to Black Angus?
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Everything Counts posted:Why are we getting dressed up, mom? Are we going to Black Angus? Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!
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IMJack posted:Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery! ...I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.
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