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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:...I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7VjtZf0hF4
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IMJack posted:"Sugar?"  From now on, I'll be eating all my food in bar form. See here, I'm cramming the power of 5 pounds of pasta into one bar!  Hello, Hospital?
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Skeesix posted:
You'll see us there? Goodbye? DIAL TONE? 
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Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say "liberrie" or "tomorrie".
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Hey, Root Bear, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to Hell! Go to Hell!
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Nov 3, 2013 20:53
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Cookie Kwan posted:Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say "liberrie" or "tomorrie". Look Cookie! I'm learneding!
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Skeesix posted:Look Cookie! I'm learneding! Skeesix, get off the thread, sweetheart"
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Striking Yak posted:Shut up! Shut up! Kiss my butt! Shut up! Go to Hell! Go to Hell! There's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Jerusalem is upstairs!
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Skeesix posted:
Thank you for calling the Poison Center, a free gift bag of poison has been shipped to your address.
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Jerusalem posted:Thank you for calling the Poison Center, a free gift bag of poison has been shipped to your address. EDIT: Young man, since you broke Grandpa's tables, he gets to break yours. Oops. Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Nov 3, 2013 |
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Root Bear posted:There's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Jerusalem is upstairs! Oh, it's just Drink-Mix Man and a mysterious stranger.
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Nov 3, 2013 22:52
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Free Duff!? Viva life! 
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IMJack posted:Free Duff!? Viva life! 
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Jerusalem posted:Asimov! Bester! Clarke! What about Ray Bradbury?
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MondayHotDog posted:What about Ray Bradbury? I'm aware of his work. 
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Jerusalem posted:Purple is a fruit. Zero is a percent.
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Do over Ham posted:Zero is a percent. You will give one hundred and ten percent...
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I'm writing a novel about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus. 
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Jerusalem posted:Asimov! Bester! Clarke! I had a quote prepared, but my dog ate it.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You will give one hundred and ten percent... That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I had a quote prepared, but my dog ate it. Bad goon
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Jerusalem posted:Bad goon Soon I will kill you.
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Writer Cath posted:Soon I will kill you. Del Monte, eh? Enjoy them, old man. For they shall be your last.
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Everything Counts posted:Del Monte, eh? Enjoy them, old man. For they shall be your last. But I wanted a peanut.
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Jerusalem posted:It's in the Constitution, son It's all in the Bible, son: it's the prankster's bible.
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Writer Cath posted:Soon I will kill you. Eh-wha!?!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well, better make it quick, kiddo. In five minutes this place is becoming a... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex- it's the
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The Dark One posted:Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex- it's the Makes you strong like Popeye.
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skooma512 posted:Makes you strong like Popeye. They say all bullies are cowards, but it's not true. They're brave 'cause they're strong.
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MondayHotDog posted:They say all bullies are cowards, but it's not true. They're brave 'cause they're strong. But if I squeal on them, they'll just beat me up!
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Jerusalem posted:But if I squeal on them, they'll just beat me up! Yes, they are a clever bunch.
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Jerusalem posted:But if I squeal on them, they'll just beat me up! Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Well, anyone who beats you up for wearing a shirt isn't your friend. Don't make that face at me.
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't make that face at me. 
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Jerusalem posted:Vs the gay robots from Star Wars!  Ha, only one person in a million would find that funny.
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