The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Uh, it's my first day...

If anything goes wrong, just blame it on the guy who can't speak English.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

That's unpossible!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 14:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

If anything goes wrong, just blame it on the guy who can't speak English.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 15:34

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I'll find him a good home!

...and I did!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 15:50

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Striking Yak posted:

If anything goes wrong, just blame it on the guy who can't speak English.

That idiot Tibor lost the key.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 16:11

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Good news, my delicious friend! You're going to be a free-range lobster now!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 16:33

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Peking duck! Get your crispy Peking duck!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 18:25

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Sherri, every day with you is like Guy Fawkes' Day!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 18:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

smashpro1 posted:

Sherri, every day with you is like Guy Fawkes' Day!

I get me brain medicine from the National Health!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 19:26

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I get me brain medicine from the National Health!

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine :heysexy:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 19:34

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

oldskool posted:

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine

Oh, it's good to hear a boisterous American quote! :britain:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 19:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

oldskool posted:

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine

Oldskool! Lower those eyebrows!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 20:36

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oldskool! Lower those eyebrows!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 20:44

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

oldskool posted:

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine

Demoxonyl? "To keep brain from freezing?"

# ? Nov 5, 2013 20:57

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

smashpro1 posted:

Sherri, every day with you is like Guy Fawkes' Day!

Then, I learned the true meaning of winter.

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Then, I learned the true meaning of winter.

Brrr...Stupid, lousy Smarch weather...

# ? Nov 5, 2013 21:38

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Demoxonyl? "To keep brain from freezing?"

You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 21:48

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CatchrNdRy posted:

You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.

I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

mrfart posted:

I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.

You stay away from Lenny. :colbert:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 22:35

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Striking Yak posted:

Brrr...Stupid, lousy Smarch weather...

Hmmm... "Do not touch Willie."

Good advice!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 23:01

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Roark posted:

Oh, it's good to hear a boisterous American quote!

You know what I love about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 23:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.

Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak English. Okay.

CatchrNdRy posted:

But you were just talking to -

Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe okay.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 23:09

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak English. Okay.

Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe okay.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 23:18

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, no, it is encrusted with filth! Oh well, let's quote it anyway.

_{This is just between me and you, animated GIF.}

# ? Nov 6, 2013 00:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CatchrNdRy posted:

But you were just talking to -

Hey, I don't remember saying that.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 01:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

oldskool posted:

And the other one. :colbert:

# ? Nov 6, 2013 01:29

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

PT6A posted:

You know what I love about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice.

No, Mr. PT6A, I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

jscolon2.0 posted:

No, Mr. PT6A, I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral.

I tackled a loafer at work today.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:17

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Hogburto posted:

I tackled a loafer at work today.

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:27

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Writer Cath posted:

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Ugh, you're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:35

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Writer Cath posted:

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Hey, come back! Those are prescription shoes!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:40

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, come back! Those are prescription shoes!

My insulin!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:44

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

My insulin!

That's just my aspirin!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 03:50

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bjay9 posted:

Ugh, you're not going to like our N.Y.P.D Shoe sketch... it's pretty much the same thing.

Oohh_{...I wish I was Sipowitz...}

# ? Nov 6, 2013 04:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

That's just my aspirin!

They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 04:41

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.

Flintstones Chewable Morphine!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 04:48

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Writer Cath posted:

You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 05:00

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Hogburto posted:

I tackled a loafer at work today.

Well I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging!

# ? Nov 6, 2013 05:08

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Not smart.

:synpa:

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Not smart.

Now I'm going down to "Emmett's Fix-It..."

...ta fix Emmett.

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