The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

...no.

No.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 03:50

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

Did you ever see that movie, TRON?

Yes.

Edit: No...I mean no.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 03:53

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

Deviant posted:

Did you ever see that movie, TRON?

We discussed this and I said no.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 05:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

Did you ever see that movie, TRON?

This is just like that twilighty show about that zone.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 05:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Senior Woodchuck posted:

We found the jade monkey, sir. It was in your glove compartment.

And the road maps? And ice scraper?

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

We discussed this and I said no.

You don't have to sue me to get my pants off! :heysexy:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

You don't have to sue me to get my pants off!

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

Well then... who wears short-shorts!?!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:10

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

This is just like that twilighty show about that zone.

If you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Well then... who wears short-shorts!?!

My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! :v:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:19

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

If you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:27

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry!

Everything's comin' up CharlieFoxtrot!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 06:43

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Do over Ham posted:

Everything's comin' up CharlieFoxtrot!

Do over Ham, you're always quoting CharlieFoxtrot. What is it with you?

Cookie Kwan fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Nov 7, 2013

# ? Nov 7, 2013 08:13

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Cookie Kwan posted:

Do over Ham, you're always quoting CharlieFoxtrot. What is it with you?

Ham loves Charlie!
Cookie loves Ham!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 10:06

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 11:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

And that's another thing. I resent you people using that word. That's OUR word for making fun of YOU! :mad:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 15:24

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

New York is thatta way, my man.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 16:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 17:56

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Drink-Mix Man posted:

New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.

Your honor, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when he could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole."

# ? Nov 7, 2013 18:20

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Your honor, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when he could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole."

Oh really now, this is a personal call!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 19:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

New York is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes.

Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.s.

# ? Nov 7, 2013 19:18

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Your honor, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when he could have said "pee-pee-soaked heck hole."

Cheerfully withdrawn!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 19:29

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And that's another thing. I resent you people using that word. That's OUR word for making fun of YOU!

Drink-Mix Man, please! I'm trying to communicate with my fellow HAMs!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 21:12

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Drink-Mix Man, please! I'm trying to communicate with my fellow HAMs!

NERRRRRRRDDDDD! Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

# ? Nov 7, 2013 21:15

I Love Loosies: Jan 4, 2013

Do over Ham posted:

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the forum at all cost. :stare:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:15

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

General Bort posted:

Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the forum at all cost.

Hey, I thought you said Aatrek was banned. :raise:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:17

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Women's Rights? posted:

Oh really now, this is a personal call!

"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cookie Kwan posted:

NERRRRRRRDDDDD! Hey pal, did you get a load of the nerd?

I beg your pardon :crossarms:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:20

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CatchrNdRy posted:

"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent conservative here, railroaded by our liberal justice system, just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koons, and cartoon Smokespeson Jerusalem!

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I beg your pardon

Ahaha! Did you see that jerk? Dropped his notes! :cawg:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 22:56

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Dark One posted:

Hey, I thought you said Aatrek was banned.

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy-- the Vulcans-- breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding. For Aatrek, much, much more. If you start at age seven. :barf:

# ? Nov 7, 2013 23:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy-- the Vulcans-- breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding. For Aatrek, much, much more. If you start at age seven.

TVIV Scandal Update... aatrek sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers.

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Nov 7, 2013

# ? Nov 7, 2013 23:21