The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Luke, be a Jedi tonight....

[clucks tongue] So many swears....

# ? Nov 10, 2013 19:47

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

[clucks tongue] So many swears....

Mind if I join in? Crap boobs crap!

# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:14

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

You know what this is, Root Bear.

Does anyone have the screenshot of when they made this the picture for the entry for "Dignity" in wikipedia?

# ? Nov 10, 2013 21:20

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

MondayHotDog posted:

Mind if I join in? Crap boobs crap!

Watch the potty mouth, honey.

# ? Nov 10, 2013 22:32

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Skeesix posted:

Does anyone have the screenshot of when they made this the picture for the entry for "Dignity" in wikipedia?

Not Worthy of Webster's. :smug:

# ? Nov 10, 2013 22:57

Parsley: Jul 17, 2012

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

Watch the potty mouth, honey.

I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell unless I can say the word hell, can I?

# ? Nov 10, 2013 23:21

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Parsley posted:

I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell unless I can say the word hell, can I?

You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 00:33

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.

What is it with you goons and that word?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 00:42

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Parsley posted:

I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell unless I can say the word hell, can I?

But Parsley, we banned you from Sunday school. You were happy, we were happy, everybody was happy... particularly the mods.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 00:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What is it with you goons and that word?

"Mukluk!" You like that? No charge. "Mukluk." Heh, heh.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 00:53

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Mukluk!" You like that? No charge. "Mukluk." Heh, heh.

Memorize these funny place names. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:14

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MondayHotDog posted:

Memorize these funny place names. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle.

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

VogeGandire posted:

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map!

It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:23

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:26

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 01:53

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

Something said, not good.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 02:27

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there.

Do you want to act like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 02:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Mitten!

Sock puppets!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 04:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

Sock puppets!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 07:40

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, what's a Muppet?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

AKA Driver posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, what's a Muppet?

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite brunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 08:33

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite brunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end.

Now where was I? Oh, yeah... Stay away from my booze.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 10:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite brunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end.

Eh, you didn't miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 11:17

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Everything Counts posted:

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite brunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end.

No no no!

The bowling man doesn't say brunch, he says...

*flip flip flip flip*

" Lunch!"

# ? Nov 11, 2013 13:57

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why'd they make that one muppet out of plastic?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 14:49

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hootie McBoob? Chesty LaRue? Busty St. Clair?

# ? Nov 11, 2013 16:12

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 17:25

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Roark posted:

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Oh, shazbot!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's like that twilighty show about that zone!

# ? Nov 11, 2013 18:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Eh, you didn't miss much. Honeydew is the money melon.

It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 22:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.

Just gotta put my shoes on.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 22:48

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.

There's the store where I buy my yarn...but you don't want to buy your buttons there.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 23:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Just gotta put my shoes on.

Your breath smells terrible! I'll have to take off my shoes to cover the odor.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 23:26

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Of forgotten veterans. Their guns are quiet now. Their helmets lost, or pawned. And yet here they are, making flags out of old clothes. Sure, they may not have the right number of stripes. And the colors are all wrong. And some purists will tell you the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache". But you know, if they run this up the flagpole, I'll salute. I'm Bart Simpson.
:patriot:

# ? Nov 11, 2013 23:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

There's no such thing as a good war. Except the American Revolution, Civil War, WW2, and episodes 4-6 of Star Wars.

# ? Nov 11, 2013 23:54

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Lousy mooching war widows.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 00:06

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I got it in the second World War II...

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# ? Nov 12, 2013 03:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

# ? Nov 12, 2013 03:44

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Daybreak, Jakarta. The proud men and women of the Navy are protecting America's interests overseas, but you're in Lubbock, Texas hosing down a statue, because you're in the Naval Reserve. Once you complete basic training, you only work one weekend a month, and most of that time you're drunk of your rear end. The Naval Reserve: America's 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi National Guard, and the American League of Women Voters.

# ? Nov 12, 2013 04:26

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

IMJack posted:

It's like that twilighty show about that zone!

IMJack, do not press the core destruct button.

Don't do it! Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!

# ? Nov 12, 2013 05:25

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