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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

duTrieux. posted:

cls: learning the joys of cat ownership.

i bought some dehydrated chicken treats for baron to use as a reward following grooming. clip a few nails, give a few treats, that sort of thing.

i get home from work today and the bag is in the middle of the floor, demolished, with bits of dehydrated chicken radiating outward as if there were a tiny meteor impact with delicious ejecta.

she likes these treats, perhaps too much.

every time you post about your cat i think it's the yosposter baron and i laugh

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the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

numbs posted:

Max the PRO



god drat.


this is a good catte

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


same :saddowns:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
hey hoke


perspective is weird huh?

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

no noticeable malfunction detected so far

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
reuben

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
baby and xiao guai



don't give a fuuuuuuuuck

sports
Sep 1, 2012
post tara

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.


Moo's normal meow sounds like Catface when she is VERY UPSET ABOUT THINGS and it is kinda freaking me out

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


lol I bought dexter and lulu a pair of these cat beds since it's getting cold at night and they both like them, but lulu has started getting into the habit of taking the pillow out of the bottom of the bed then dragging it to another part of the house. then leaving the pillow there and trotting away.



cats.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
uh i got a less fun new cat owner story: cloe licked up (i think) some of the liquid in the anti-mosquito thingy and puked up a storm on the carpet. i checked it out and it's not lethal but she'll be sick for a few hours :(

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe

sports posted:

post tara

ok








Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Nice

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
YOSPOS Oliver keeps trying to chew a lamp cord what do I do

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL



a good post.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

ShadowHawk posted:

YOSPOS Oliver keeps trying to chew a lamp cord what do I do

mix hot sauce and water rub cord with mixture

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009






newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

FrozenVent posted:

mix hot sauce and water rub cord with mixture

thx for this protip, doing this for all 220v chords in the house

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



tara has the best catface

SpannerX
Apr 26, 2010

I had a beer with Stephen Harper once and now I like him.

Fun Shoe




Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



dooooooooom

numbs
Jul 20, 2013

by XyloJW

such a pretty catte

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

majestic.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


secret santa status:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

quiggy stardust posted:

secret santa status:



jesus christ i hope you get me

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

pet

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



wanna headbutt that catte

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I scratched her ears. She's happy.

numbs
Jul 20, 2013

by XyloJW

holocaust bloopers posted:

I scratched her ears. She's happy.


pretty catte

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
ccs: just gave cloe her medicine, she hates me now and is hiding on a chair under the table in that spot where she thinks i cant see her but actually her butt moves the table cloth

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


if it weren't for the black this'd be squarely in "ongee wokta okxpa Solo! hoo hoo hoo hoo!" territory

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!




quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



i like your cat

Luisfe
Aug 17, 2005

Hee-lo-ho!
I like all cats. They are great.

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


sadie is less than pleased about the sunbeam moving around

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