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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

 e: wrong thread

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 03:36
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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MrTpug posted:

e: wrong thread

Let's point and laugh at him.

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 03:39
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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Well you can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay...

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 03:54
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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Honors: none
Extracurriculars: none
Sports: none

So many memories...

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

MrTpug posted:

e: wrong thread

:lol: Ooh, I wouldn't want to be MrTpug right now. :smug:

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 04:20
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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MrTpug posted:

e: wrong thread

I was only in there to get directions on how to get away from there.

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

MondayHotDog posted:

Honors: none
Extracurriculars: none
Sports: none

So many memories...

When I was seventeen...I drank some very good beer.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

When I was seventeen...I drank some very good beer.

Good evening, sir, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here is my ID which confirms my adultivity.

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MrTpug posted:

e: wrong thread

MrTpug this is a Girls Scout thread.

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 06:11
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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CatchrNdRy posted:

MrTpug this is a Girls Scout thread.

Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem?

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 06:16
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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Bjay9 posted:

Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem?

The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers. :(

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers. :(

You are banned from this forum! You, and your children, and your children's children! ...for three months.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Everything Counts posted:

You are banned from this forum! You, and your children, and your children's children! ...for three months.

Just as I was getting over my Chester A Arthritis. :ohdear:

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

ShaqDiesel posted:

Just as I was getting over my Chester A Arthritis. :ohdear:

You mean I have pneumonia?

Juvenile diabetes?

Hysterical pregnancy?

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

You mean I have pneumonia?

Juvenile diabetes?

Hysterical pregnancy?

Lumber lung?

Juggler's despair?

Achy breaky pelvis?

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 07:46
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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Lumber lung?

Juggler's despair?

Achy breaky pelvis?

Mono... d'oh!

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Bjay9 posted:

Is it? Or is it that you goons can't admit that you have a problem?

"Ann Landers is a boring old biddy."

I was more animal than man. :cry:

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The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Lumber lung?

Juggler's despair?

Achy breaky pelvis?

Flu?

Protein deficiency?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

* # ? Nov 19, 2013 09:58
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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"Ann Landers is a boring old biddy."

I was more animal than man. :cry:

You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again.

I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These are driving me nuts!

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Writer Cath posted:

You threw them out the window in the heat of passion; you said you'd never need them again.

Are they evil, Writer Cath?

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.

Skeesix posted:

Are they evil, Writer Cath?

I am evil Deviant!

I am evil Deviant!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These are driving me nuts!
Don't you hate pants!?

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Hogburto posted:

Don't you hate pants!?

I suppose some people hate things....back east.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Skeesix posted:

Are they evil, Writer Cath?

Hello, Moderator Dear.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



 http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/15/simpsons_streaming_on_fxx_soon_time_for_the_simpsons_clip_database.html

quote:

Every time I want to make a Simpsons joke on Twitter or Facebook, I search YouTube hoping that someone has managed to post the exact 10-second clip I’m looking for. For some people, this sounds crazy; for me, and others like me, this is common sense. The most common instance for me is any time I am attending or discussing a BBQ: When I wanted to make this joke earlier this year, I searched YouTube and was excited to find a copy of the exact clip that every Simpsons fan knows I’m talking about because that’s how this works. It was filmed off a television screen, and could be deleted at any moment. However, it allowed me to both contextualize the reference for those who weren’t familiar, while simultaneously inviting those who get the reference to revisit the joke within the context of the episode, but through the logic of viral video rather than taking thirty minutes to stream an episode.

Oh, a joke! I get jokes.

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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/11/15/simpsons_streaming_on_fxx_soon_time_for_the_simpsons_clip_database.html


Oh, a joke! I get jokes.

Uhh... I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular... joke.

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Bjay9 posted:

Uhh... I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular... joke.

Man never watched an episode of Simpsons in his life :argh:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Women's Rights? posted:

Man never watched an episode of Simpsons in his life :argh:

Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...?

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...?

And his dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown!

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees

Jerusalem posted:

Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...?


We drove 2000 miles for this?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I can't believe I never noticed that Boomhauer, Bill and DaleRusty Shackleford came along too :)

My son, my son :qq:

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:


We drove 2000 miles for this?

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.:rolleyes:

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.:rolleyes:

Coming Eudora!

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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Women's Rights? posted:

Coming Eudora!

Goodbye, Mr. Women's Rights?. If I ever play Pet Island Hall, I'll give you a call.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Dark One posted:

Flu?

Protein deficiency?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

What The Dark One needs is a balsam specific.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.:rolleyes:

Yes, Drink-Mix Man, everything stinks.

* # ? Nov 20, 2013 02:58
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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.:rolleyes:

And if you ever want to come over to my thread--

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

I can't believe I never noticed that Boomhauer, Bill and DaleRusty Shackleford came along too :)

My son, my son :qq:

This goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

What The Dark One needs is a balsam specific.

Mmm, Sacrilicious.

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