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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

HellOnEarth posted:

Spiffster... are you going to jail? :ohdear:

Do they give out Nobel Prizes for Attempted Chemistry?

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

HellOnEarth posted:

Spiffster... are you going to jail? :ohdear:

Don't worry. I'm sure all the inmates are dead and their ghosts are in hell.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

HellOnEarth posted:

Spiffster... are you going to jail? :ohdear:

We'll see HellonEarth... We'll see :sympathy:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

HellOnEarth posted:

The extra B stands for BYOBB.



The best meat's in the rump :wink:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't worry. I'm sure all the inmates are dead and their ghosts are in hell.

Where they shall eat naught by hot coals, and drink naught by hot cola.
Where my soul will be chopped into a million little pieces and used as confetti upon a parade of murderers and single mothers.
Where ravenous birds will peck at my soul!

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't worry. I'm sure all the inmates are dead and their ghosts are in hell.

B-b-before the thread you said we were having a special ghost tonight.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Don't worry. I'm sure all the inmates are dead and their ghosts are in hell.

You may crush our bodies and our ponchos, but you'll never silence our song of protest! :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:



The best meat's in the rump :wink:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



I'm amazed he was able to write so legibly on his own butt.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Deviant posted:

I'm amazed he was able to write so legibly on his own butt.



Whats it say I want to see!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

CatchrNdRy posted:


Whats it say I want to see!

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

The SituAsian posted:

You may crush our bodies and our ponchos, but you'll never silence our song of protest! :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

This man does not represent us!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Food goes in here! :downs:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Spiffster posted:

Food goes in here! :downs:

hey spiffster why don't you speaka with your accent no more?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

CatchrNdRy posted:

hey spiffster why don't you speaka with your accent no more?

Because I'm an Idiot! HAPPY!? :colbert:

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

Spiffster posted:

Because I'm an Idiot! HAPPY!? :colbert:

Now that's sarcasm!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Now that's sarcasm!

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
A sarcasm detector! That's a real useful invention!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

A sarcasm detector! That's a real useful invention!

I thought you were just a marketing gimmick!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
http://www.vulture.com/2013/11/the-simpsons-quote-quiz.html

I'M ON MY WAY.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

The Dark One posted:

I thought you were just a marketing gimmick!

To stop these monsters, 1-2-3
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...

Guarantee void in Tennessee!


e: perfect score, not a single missed letter, and I expect all of you to do the same!

double edit: pre-emptive "Oh, I've wasted my life."

Everything Counts fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Dec 3, 2013

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

systems analyst...systems analyst

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Senior Woodchuck posted:

A sarcasm detector! That's a real useful invention!

Wow, a fat, sarcastic forums moderator. You must be a devil with the ladies.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Jeremy's... Iron? :confused:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Senior Woodchuck posted:

A sarcasm detector! That's a real useful invention!

:irony:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
12/12
drat right.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

HellOnEarth posted:

This man does not represent us!

Who keeps saying that?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Elfface posted:

Who keeps saying that?

I don't have your Simpsons quotes, they're in Bill's house, and, and Fred's house!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Ainsley McTree posted:

I don't have your Simpsons quotes, they're in Bill's house, and, and Fred's house!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR QUOTES IN YOUR HOUSE FRED!? :argh:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

12/12
drat right.

:laugh: why couldn't you have forged plausible grades?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Hogburto posted:

12/12
drat right.

Lousy Smarch weather. :mad:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



CatchrNdRy posted:

:laugh: why couldn't you have forged plausible grades?

I failed quoting? That's not possible!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I failed quoting? That's not possible!

Well a D becomes a B easily, you just got greedy...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

Well a D becomes a B easily, you just got greedy...

Have a D-lightful summer. :smug:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

Well a D becomes a B easily, you just got greedy...

I've had a cold, so...

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I failed quoting? That's not possible!

It's Kurns, you idiot!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I've had a cold, so...

I see.... and that makes a difference?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Have a D-lightful summer. :smug:

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, "Baby's First Pop-up Book" is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CatchrNdRy posted:

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, "Baby's First Pop-up Book" is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

CatcrhNdRy, can you point to the credenza?

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

I see.... and that makes a difference?

Now let's get down to business!

To my executor, Drink-Mix Man, I leave fifty thousand Dollars!

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