The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ah, the full Homer Simpson cycle: "I Am Not Evil Homer," then "I Am Evil Homer," and finally, "I Am Also Jerk-rear end Homer."

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# ? May 2, 2024 03:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Check it out! Spinal Tap kicking Muammar Gaddafi in the butt! The timeless classic, now two for a dollar.

These shirts are a hundred percent cotton. And look at the fine stitching on "dope".

# ? Dec 5, 2013 20:18

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Ah, the full Homer Simpson cycle: "I Am Not Evil Homer," then "I Am Evil Homer," and finally, "I Am Also Jerk-rear end Homer."

All I know is my Homer is not a communist!

Sure he may be a liar... a pig... an idiot... a communist... But he is NOT a pornstar!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 20:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

All I know is my Homer is not a communist!

Sure he may be a liar... a pig... an idiot... a communist... But he is NOT a pornstar!

I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.

Here we are. The Stonecutters.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 20:51

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason.

Here we are. The Stonecutters.

You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 20:56

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Spiffster posted:

You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

Who holds back the electric caaaaar?!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:08

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Deviant posted:

Who holds back the electric caaaaar?!

Who makes Steve Guttenberg...a star?

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:18

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Deviant posted:

Who holds back the electric caaaaar?!

And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen rear end! With paddles!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:19

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

HellOnEarth posted:

And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen rear end! With paddles!

Beware the Ides of March!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:21

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Beware the Ides of March!

Remove the Stone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Remove the Stone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!

They're just stones, Marge. :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:35

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

DrBouvenstein posted:

BB code antics

Ah, they have the internet on computers now!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 21:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

It's the stupid link having brackets in it...the BB code keeps seeing it as the end of the URL encoding and there's nothing I can do about it

but sit there on groove on it :smug:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:02

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Ah, they have the internet on computers now!

Maybe that will provide us faster nudity! :pervert:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:19

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

but sit there on groove on it

Dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix? :cool:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?

Get out of my cooler!

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:31

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?

Yes. Pick up your puppy! :woof:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:31

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:32

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Spiffster posted:

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Old Man Yells at Cloud.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 22:49

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

Now excuse me while I kiss the sky

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Hey... there... blimpie boy. Flying through the sky so fancy free.... :qq:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 23:07

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Writer Cath posted:

Old Man Yells at Cloud.

EXTRA! EXTRA! CATH SMELLS

# ? Dec 5, 2013 23:29

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey... there... blimpie boy. Flying through the sky so fancy free....

You see the circular patterns on those fields? That's from central pivot irrigation

# ? Dec 6, 2013 00:01

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death. :geno:

# ? Dec 6, 2013 00:14

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

EXTRA! EXTRA! CATH SMELLS

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick!

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Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Tokelau All Star posted:

EXTRA! EXTRA! CATH SMELLS

Aaaawwww, I already knew that.

# ? Dec 6, 2013 00:52

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Writer Cath posted:

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick!

edit: What episode has the weird straight on shot of Lisa and Bart standing in the kitchen looking disappointed?

Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Dec 6, 2013

# ? Dec 6, 2013 01:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:

What episode has the weird straight on shot of Lisa and Bart standing in the kitchen looking disappointed?

We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new birdfeeder this year.

It's shaped like a diner! And it's on this really tall pole!

Itchy & Scratchy Land

# ? Dec 6, 2013 02:09

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Itchy & Scratchy Land

I knew we should have gone to the bird sanctuary! :mad:

# ? Dec 6, 2013 02:12

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I knew we should have gone to the bird sanctuary!

The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction.

# ? Dec 6, 2013 02:16

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I knew we should have gone to the bird sanctuary!

Hello? I need the biggest seed bell you have.

...no, that's too big.

# ? Dec 6, 2013 03:59

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

Hello? I need the biggest seed bell you have.

...no, that's too big.

No one's gay for Moleman. :sigh:

# ? Dec 6, 2013 05:28

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

He prefers the company of men!

# ? Dec 6, 2013 05:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

He prefers the company of men!

The woman is. Smarter!

# ? Dec 6, 2013 05:34

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

He prefers the company of men!

There's nothing to be alarmed about. Public school can be intimidating to a young child, particularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.

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# ? Dec 6, 2013 06:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

There's nothing to be alarmed about. Public school can be intimidating to a young child, particularly one with as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies as your son.

E: Oops, wrong file.