The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Jerusalem posted:

Hi, Teddybear. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Writer Cath whale on me again?

I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:48

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Teddybear posted:

I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Really!?! You got anybody in mind for your next nuking?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 07:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Thank you, door!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 08:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Teddybear posted:

I dunno. Gotta nuke something.

Nobody ever picks Italy...

# ? Dec 10, 2013 08:39

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Writer Cath posted:

Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke

Hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 09:57

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Elfface posted:

Hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

I assume you are familiar with the state's stringent usury laws?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 10:16

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Skeesix posted:

I assume you are familiar with the state's stringent usury laws?

Well, it should be obvious to the most dimwitted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, mw-hay.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 13:13

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Skeesix posted:

I assume you are familiar with the state's stringent usury laws?

Use-ure-ey? :confused:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 13:49

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Elfface posted:

Hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 15:49

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Spiffster posted:

Use-ure-ey?

Silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist. :downs:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 18:11

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Silly me! I must have just made up a word that doesn't exist.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:00

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

A big... dumb... balding... North American ape... with no chin! :haw:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:06

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Hi, Teddybear. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Writer Cath whale on me again?

Is there any answer I could give that won't result in more pushups?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:35

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Writer Cath posted:

Is there any answer I could give that won't result in more pushups?

Quit stalling, Fatty!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:39

HellOnEarth: Nov 7, 2005; Now that's good jerky!

Spiffster posted:

Quit stalling, Fatty!

Too much pie, that's your problem!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:52

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

HellOnEarth posted:

Too much pie, that's your problem!

I thought the problem was communication! Too much communication :smug:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 19:53

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It's chock full of... heady goodness.

Yes. I am in flavor country.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:04

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Is there any answer I could give that won't result in more pushups?

Keep polishing! I want to see my face in that horse's rear end!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:14

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack, go kiss the virtual rear end!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:15

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

IMJack posted:

Keep polishing! I want to see my face in that horse's rear end!

IMJack, did you out your head in the Ball-o Shine-o?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:27

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Spiffster posted:

A big... dumb... balding... North American ape... with no chin!

I'll kwijybo you!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 20:39

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Elfface posted:

IMJack, did you out your head in the Ball-o Shine-o?

Tomorrow, I'm going to go right up to Jerusalem and go:

"Bethlehem! I mean...Jerusalem!"

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:11

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Tomorrow, I'm going to go right up to Jerusalem and go:

"Bethlehem! I mean...Jerusalem!"

I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

I've been calling her Crandall!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Tomorrow, I'm going to go right up to Jerusalem and go:

"Bethlehem! I mean...Jerusalem!"

But DrBouvenstein, I'm originally from Bethlehem! :ohdear:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:32

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

Come here...Xena... needs... Xex!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:32

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Jerusalem posted:

But DrBouvenstein, I'm originally from Bethlehem!

You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Bouvenstein in the back of the head! :mad:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:47

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

The Dark One posted:

You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Bouvenstein in the back of the head!

I thought Bouvenstein was the black one!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

I thought Bouvenstein was the black one!

Don't commit your hate crimes here! HATE CRIME!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:50

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

The Dark One posted:

You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Bouvenstein in the back of the head!

Have the Berenstein Bears killed.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Teddybear posted:

Have the Berenstein Bears killed.

NO! ME BEAR! WANT! BE FREE! UARRRGGHHHH!!!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:53

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Don't commit your hate crimes here! HATE CRIME!

Mr. Foxtrot, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

# ? Dec 10, 2013 21:53

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Jerusalem posted:

NO! ME BEAR! WANT! BE FREE! UARRRGGHHHH!!!

No, Ben! No!

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:17

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

Keep polishing! I want to see my face in that horse's rear end!

Lady, you're gorgeous.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 22:30

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Tokelau All Star posted:

how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?