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This article is absolutely amazing Grisly Remains Of 15 Hobbits Discovered In Peter Jackson’s Attic
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/red-lobster-welcomes-back-defrosted-shrimp-days,34736/
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Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA You can actually visit the domain mentioned in the article, and it adds to the hilarity.
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# ? Dec 6, 2013 12:28 |
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Holy poo poo, it's a modified X-Files fansite, complete with dead links and missing pictures.
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# ? Dec 6, 2013 19:08 |
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Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare Is Losing A Child To Gorchul, The Dark Sorcerer Of Time
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 13:30 |
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If you haven't bought the Onion Bbook of Known Knowledge, you need to. In particular, every entry in the section between V and W for the fictional letter is hilarious. It looks like the left half of a U and the right half of a V. My favorite: (I replaced the fictional letter with a U) quote:Ueffenating, popular youth fad from the 1970s wherein partygoing teenagers would spill scalding hot coffee on their genitals. The fad led to cultural artifacts such as the magazine Ueffenating Monthly and the popular chart-topping radio single "Ueffenatin' (Feel the Burn)" by KC and the Sunshine band.
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William Bear posted:If you haven't bought the Onion Bbook of Known Knowledge, you need to. In particular, every entry in the section between V and W for the fictional letter is hilarious. It looks like the left half of a U and the right half of a V. http://books.google.com/books?id=lCpzgOD0A6oC&lpg=PA209&ots=tsaxC85_Zd&dq=Ueffenating&pg=PA209#v=onepage&q&f=false I think I do need to get this book. I like Ugonicus, the Greek god of miscellany.
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William Bear posted:If you haven't bought the Onion Bbook of Known Knowledge, you need to. In particular, every entry in the section between V and W for the fictional letter is hilarious. It looks like the left half of a U and the right half of a V. My favorite was the entry for "Frankenstein" Frankenstein: You probably mean Frankenstein's Monster Frankenstein's Monster: There you go, dipshit.
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# ? Dec 10, 2013 00:09 |
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Alarming New Adult Trend ‘Plateauing In Your Career And Relationship’ Sweeps Nation
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The Onion’s 2013 Holiday Gift Guide
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 18:31 |
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Teen Avoids Prison Because He's Wealthyquote:A psychologist called as an expert defense witness said the boy suffered from "affluenza"
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Hip Hop Man Enjoys Making Musical Rapping Sounds
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# ? Dec 12, 2013 22:43 |
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Oh. That's real
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# ? Dec 13, 2013 00:33 |
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I read that entire article, laughed, closed the tab, then realized that it didn't have an Onion header at the top.
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# ? Dec 13, 2013 00:47 |
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Holy poo poo, I didn't click the link because I was heading out, then saw it pop up for real on my news page. You have got to be kidding me that the kid got away with it because of being wealthy.
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Ringo Star Get posted:Holy poo poo, I didn't click the link because I was heading out, then saw it pop up for real on my news page. You have got to be kidding me that the kid got away with it because of being wealthy. The judges reasoning was that since his parents never taught him responsibility, we can't start now.
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# ? Dec 13, 2013 05:41 |
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Internet Tribunal Sentences Teen Actual trial also happened; witnesses allege existence of "more information about case"
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# ? Dec 13, 2013 06:08 |
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The Onion Future news from 2137 is still my favorite Onion 'thing'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
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# ? Dec 13, 2013 07:31 |
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I think my favorite is still "Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU)
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ultrafilter posted:I think my favorite is still "Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU) It's obvious how much I love this video.
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Thousands Of Americans To Notice First Signs Of Dementia While Visiting Parents Over Holiday
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Somebody probably had a lot of fun in the Holiday Gift Guide making up fake Clint Eastwood movie titles. quote:Other titles in set include: The Ranch Hand, The Rider With No Name, Quick-Draw Johnny, Deadman Flats, Prickly Creek, Spurs And Saddle, The Horse Rider, Western Riders, Go West Young Rider, Shoot ’Er Here, Shoot ’Er There, The Horse Shooter, The Dust Shooter, The Cowboy Shooter, Tumbleweed, The Six-Gun Man, The Six-Gun Man Rides Again, The Six-Gun Man Returns: Day Of Reckoning, The Man From El Paso, The Man From Dodge, The Man From Sioux City, The Man From Tombstone, The Man From El Dorado, Wanted Gun Man, Texarkana!, Ghost Town 2, Pistolslinger, The Solo Ranger, Hell Canyon In-Laws, Saddle Pals, Dakota Rifle, Barn, Gun The Woman Down, Wild Wet West, The Secret Of Rifle Ridge, The Guns Of Fort Gunnington, Mr. Sheriff, Gun For Loan, Once Upon A Gun, Outlaw's Second Cousin, Cowbert, Dial ‘W’ For Western, Butch Cassidy Meets The Wolf Man, The Lonesome Inn Keep, Horse-Riding Stranger, Really Bad Day At Black Rock, Ambush At Hell's Crossroads, The Hootenanny Massacre, The Big Cowboy, Blood Canyon, Pistol-Using Gentlemen, A Minute To Pray, A Second To Die For Mankind’s Sins, Return Of The Stranger, Are You There God? It’s Me, The Gunfighter, Shallow Grave, A Payment In Dust, Billy The Cripple Kid, Blood For A Sand Dollar, Beautiful Gunset, Ride Into The Wind, Skedaddle!, The Gentle Cattleman, The Gentle Cattleman Fights Back, The Gentle Cattleman’s Son, Howdy, Gunfire At Christmas Canyon, Christmas At Hell's Ridge, Birthday Cowboy, Dead Horse Oxbow Desperado Gulch Canyon, There’s A New Cheryl In Town, Aw Shucks, and Horsey!
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ultrafilter posted:Thousands Of Americans To Notice First Signs Of Dementia While Visiting Parents Over Holiday mystes has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Dec 14, 2013 |
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Mescal posted:Internet Tribunal Sentences Teen Claims he's 'waiting for more information' out of fear his internet judgement would be unfair to killer of four.
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R. Mute posted:Boring piece of poo poo has no opinions about anything Actually, finding out more about the case just makes the douchebag kid look worse. Like how he got drunk, him and his friends stole the beer from a convenience store.
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muscles like this? posted:Somebody probably had a lot of fun in the Holiday Gift Guide making up fake Clint Eastwood movie titles. "Wild Wet West"
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muscles like this? posted:Somebody probably had a lot of fun in the Holiday Gift Guide making up fake Clint Eastwood movie titles. These had me in tears laughing. They just get progressively funnier.
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# ? Dec 14, 2013 05:33 |
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I think my favorite is "Beautiful Gunset." Although the escalating sequel ones are funny too.
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Inspector Zenigata posted:Christ, I should call my mom. I don't talk to her enough. A bizarre form of super early onset Alzheimer's runs in her family, and she's getting really close to the age her mother was when she started going downhill fast. My dad is starting to get forgetful and he's only like 60, it freaks me out Hopefully it's just cause he has a lot of poo poo at work or whatever.
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ultrafilter posted:I think my favorite is still "Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU) On a lighter note, picture + headline only: Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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# ? Dec 14, 2013 19:26 |
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Scientists Believe Hockey Players May Communicate By Banging Sticks Against Boards Once again, last line is the best.
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Zugzwang posted:This really does have to be one of the best things they've ever done. I especially like "the screaming, the screaming" and "opposite of doctor." "Tensile strength of dog skin"
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ultrafilter posted:Thousands Of Americans To Notice First Signs Of Dementia While Visiting Parents Over Holiday This article could have ruined my christmas, so I am going to post my favorite article as an attempt to inject some levity. dry humping an adequate sex alternative for teens reports the dept of the interior The Commonwealth has a new favorite as of 22:36 on Dec 14, 2013 |
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Top 10 Prevented Nip Slips
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# ? Dec 19, 2013 16:11 |
Alan Alda and a great ending picture. That was pretty good.
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calandryll posted:Alan Alda and a great ending picture. That was pretty good. Keep scrolling. Alda is not the end.
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NESguerilla posted:Keep scrolling. Alda is not the end. I think you skipped over a word, there. The word being "and".
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# ? Dec 19, 2013 22:30 |
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Some of the 'picture + headline' posts are great: Universal Remote Latest Step In Area Man's Plan For Total Living Room Domination World's Most Advanced Yo-Yo Doesn't Need You Subwoofer Worth The Horrible Credit Rating Cigarette Tax Hike To Pay For Iraq War Casual Friday Claims Lives Of 13 Nuclear-Waste-Disposal Technicians Inner-City Prodigy Earns GED At Age 11
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Onion year in review. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8PYWZTpljk
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