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FuzzySkinner posted:Bill O'Reilly was actually offended by the ad. That's because he has a dildo up his rear end. No, I am not kidding.
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Meltathon posted:Too bad that song is so terrible. As I recall, all of the commercials in that series had pop songs translated literally so they didn't scan at all. They just jammed the syllables in no matter how badly they fit, and I'm pretty sure
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 08:05 |
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You don't need an awkward translation to make a Fun song terrible
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 08:56 |
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Phobic Nest posted:As I recall, all of the commercials in that series had pop songs translated literally so they didn't scan at all. They just jammed the syllables in no matter how badly they fit, and I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it wasn't, Taco Bell commercials are just poo poo is all.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 14:27 |
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raditts posted:Taco Bell commercials are just poo poo is all. poo poo commercials for food that makes people poo poo.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 14:31 |
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poo poo song or no, if you can't enjoy 1 minute of old people doing awesome things, you can't enjoy much
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 15:56 |
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I liked the commercial but it did not make me want to eat Taco Bell it made me fear my own mortality
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 16:38 |
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Gonz posted:poo poo commercials for food that makes people poo poo. What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too!
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 17:25 |
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Taco Bell is real world food. Those are there words I wasn't expecting to see next to each other.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 17:32 |
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Literally everything in Taco Bell is made out of about 5 ingredients, and none of it is high quality.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 18:01 |
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Taco Bell, the highest of culinary craftsmanship.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 18:03 |
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Yeah, the issues with Taco Bell have nothing to do with it being "ethnic" (term used very loosely here) and everything to do with the fact that it's bottom tier fast food that is digestible in only the most rudimentary sense.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 18:14 |
Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Cheesy Gordita Crunches are still delicious, though.
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! It is, literally, the only fast food chain that you can consistently bet on getting food poisoning from in less than 10 visits. Ask any given 10 people who admit to having eaten there and you'll find nearly all of them have either had food poisoning or known someone who has.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:05 |
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Getting an upset stomach from eating at a place is not food poisoning. Food poisoning is a serious thing where the food has actually been contaminated by bacteria and I can guarantee that no Taco Bell is actually giving it to anybody without being shut down very quickly.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:12 |
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what is the deal with white people am i right folks
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 19:24 |
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I get this thing during Jeopardy every day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50UeG-WPm8
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 23:20 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:Taco Bell is real world food. Nah, you're just too white to appreciate quality when you see it. raditts fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jan 23, 2014 |
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I don't know if this is a Canadian-only company/commercial, but the new Dempster's commercial with the "I'm Too Sexy" song can just go gently caress right off and die. It was mildly interesting/amusing the first time I saw it this morning, and now by the 15th time, I hate it.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 23:43 |
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How many commercials are using that bloody "I'm Coming Home" song right now? Way too drat many
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 04:03 |
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Can you lend me a few thousand dollars so I can afford to travel overseas to get ~enlightened~?
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 05:14 |
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Taco Bell is the only fast food place I go to and it fuckin' owns and all these people complaining about stomach problems are hyper sensitive snowflake goons. Yeah I said it, go get 3 soft tacos for 3 bucks and eat that poo poo then smoke that poo poo bitch.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 17:00 |
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I dined at Taco Bell last week for the first time in three years. It ended a three year boycott because I had four straight orders at three different Taco Bells in three states messed up (nothing complicated either: three soft tacos no cheese) and I got all sorts of variants. The last straw was when I got hard tacos with no lettuce and had diced onion on them). So I went to one last week and...I got three hard tacos with no cheese. Guess I'll check back in 2017 to see if they get better at following instructions.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 18:11 |
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The only problem I have at Taco Bell is that I always find random bits of poo poo I don't want in my food. I think their prep stations are just a clusterfuck with ingredients flying all over the place. They don't mess up my order too often though. Sometimes I'll get a chicken quesadilla rather than steak but that usually just means they remake it and I get en extra one on them.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 18:20 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:Taco Bell is the only fast food place I go to and it fuckin' owns and all these people complaining about stomach problems are hyper sensitive snowflake goons. Yeah I said it, go get 3 soft tacos for 3 bucks and eat that poo poo then smoke that poo poo bitch. Yes of course, it's "hypersensitive" to get the shits after you eat a half-ton of nothing but grease topped with spices and plastic cheese product.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 18:24 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:Taco Bell is the only fast food place I go to and it fuckin' owns and all these people complaining about stomach problems are hyper sensitive snowflake goons. Yeah I said it, go get 3 soft tacos for 3 bucks and eat that poo poo then smoke that poo poo bitch. No thanks. My doctor has put me on a strict, low e-coli diet.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 18:32 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:Taco Bell is the only fast food place I go to and it fuckin' owns and all these people complaining about stomach problems are hyper sensitive snowflake goons. Yeah I said it, go get 3 soft tacos for 3 bucks and eat that poo poo then smoke that poo poo bitch. Jesse Pinkman?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Jesse Pinkman? Sorry man, Jesse's all about the Taco Cabeza.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 22:40 |
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I saw an ad for Lysol disinfectant spray where it talks about all the creative uses people have come up with, like cleaning carpets *Lysol disinfectant spray is not for use on carpets. And it's much better at disinfecting than Febreeze *Not compared to Febreeze disinfectant spray.
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Kaizoku posted:I saw an ad for Lysol disinfectant spray where it talks about all the creative uses people have come up with, like cleaning carpets *Lysol disinfectant spray is not for use on carpets. My favorite disinfectant ad will forever be this one.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 22:48 |
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Look, say what you will about the shittiness of anti-drug ads, but I love the dog Above the Influence one because that song is awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Okh1ow9B4
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 23:11 |
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! It's probably because Taco Bell meat is made of grade Z chicken asses and/or pulverized meat from retired dairy cows.
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Sash! posted:I dined at Taco Bell last week for the first time in three years. It ended a three year boycott because I had four straight orders at three different Taco Bells in three states messed up (nothing complicated either: three soft tacos no cheese) and I got all sorts of variants. The last straw was when I got hard tacos with no lettuce and had diced onion on them). So I went to one last week and...I got three hard tacos with no cheese. The secret is to order the stuff from the "fresco" menu. I had no problem getting a taco with no cheese if you order that. You have to remember that most fast food chains do stuff by volume and have such high turnovers in staff that there not as flexible when it comes to their product. Unless they mention that you "get your way", like Burger King or a regional chain like Whataburger or In-N-Out, they'll serve their food as it's on the menu. No custom orders.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 05:14 |
Latuda (an antidepressant)is running an ad that lists THE WORST set of side effects you've ever heard. Suicide, irreversible nerve damage, coma, seizures, drop in white blood cells leading to death, etc. It seems like its fake due to the sheer horror of what it can do.
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ShaqDiesel posted:Latuda (an antidepressant)is running an ad that lists THE WORST set of side effects you've ever heard. Suicide, irreversible nerve damage, coma, seizures, drop in white blood cells leading to death, etc. It seems like its fake due to the sheer horror of what it can do. It's actually an antipsychotic and those are all side-effects that can occur with that class of drugs, not just Latuda.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 07:28 |
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rotinaj posted:Look, say what you will about the shittiness of anti-drug ads, but I love the dog Above the Influence one because that song is awesome. What a pushy loving dog.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 08:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC6AzmXrNbU My sister visited last month and mentioned this commercial that she found to be hilarious. Before she mentioned it, I had not noticed it at all. But since hearing about it, nary a commercial break goes by without this being aired. There are actually two versions of this- one where the Russian-sounding couple at the end clink their glasses together, and one where they don't. It's got that low-budget local commercial charm, but I'd appreciate it if they played it a little bit less. Also, notice that the video title says it's a "NEW" commercial. It was uploaded five years ago. A search for "Grand Prospect Hall commercial" on YouTube brings up one from 1986, so New York area viewers will be seeing this on their TVs for a long time yet.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 11:00 |
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PT6A posted:I don't know if this is a Canadian-only company/commercial, but the new Dempster's commercial with the "I'm Too Sexy" song can just go gently caress right off and die. It was mildly interesting/amusing the first time I saw it this morning, and now by the 15th time, I hate it. It's at least the second in a campaign using the same gimmick (replacing the actress' voice with sing clips) and the whole lot can just disappear. Doesn't help it's on every commercial break. Fox can gently caress off with having every bumper reminding me they have the Super Bowl too.
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# ? Jan 27, 2014 13:18 |
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I watched 2 shows on Fox On Demand, and literally every commercial was for that new show Rake. Every goddamn one. They've convinced me to not watch the show at all.
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SpacePig posted:I watched 2 shows on Fox On Demand, and literally every commercial was for that new show Rake. Every goddamn one. They've convinced me to not watch the show at all. I have this weird fingernails-on-chalkboard type reaction whenever I hear shows with obtuse names. House, Rake, Breaking Bad . Ughgghghghg.
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