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jscolon2.0 posted:First, I was Kid Gorgeous. Then I was Kid Presentable. Then I was Kid Gruesome, and then I was Kid Moe. Which one were you, the ugly one? Were you the ugly one?
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MondayHotDog posted:Which one were you, the ugly one? I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly...
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Jan 26, 2014 21:15
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MondayHotDog posted:Which one were you, the ugly one? 
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Jan 26, 2014 22:09
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Bastard, bastard Bastard, bastard Bastard, bastard... BASTARD-BASTARD! 
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Jan 26, 2014 22:44
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Bastard, bastard  drat Hell rear end Kings
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Jan 26, 2014 22:58
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No, you're, ummmm, one of the good-looking ducks that makes fun of the ugly one.
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Jan 26, 2014 23:17
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jscolon2.0 posted:No, you're, ummmm, one of the good-looking ducks that makes fun of the ugly one. Hey, Maw! Lookit the pointy-haired little girl! 
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Jan 26, 2014 23:45
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jscolon2.0 posted:No, you're, ummmm, one of the good-looking ducks that makes fun of the ugly one. You ducks are really trying my patience...  ...but you're so cute! 
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Jan 27, 2014 00:33
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Hey, Maw! Lookit the pointy-haired little girl! Back you go, to wait for a woman with less discriminatin' tastes.
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Jan 27, 2014 02:03
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You ducks are really trying my patience... Either the duck suffers or the kid does, or none of you is gettin' nothin' from Shauna.  (I'm Shauna.)
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Jan 27, 2014 02:12
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Everything Counts posted:Back you go, to wait for a woman with less discriminatin' tastes. What time and how burnt?
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Jan 27, 2014 02:32
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Bastard, bastard Drink-Mix, you're not in Sunday school. Don't swear.
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Jan 27, 2014 02:33
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:What time and how burnt? Dad, look: I made fishsticks! They're burned on the outside but they're frozen on the inside so it balances out.
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Jan 27, 2014 04:18
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Captain Foxy posted:Either the duck suffers or the kid does, or none of you is gettin' nothin' from Shauna. We all know you're the great Humungous. 
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Jan 27, 2014 04:37
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:We all know you're the great Humungous. Captain Foxy, what’d you do, get a haircut or something? Oh, I know what it is. You’re the biggest man in the world now, and you’re covered in gold.
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Jan 27, 2014 07:13
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MondayHotDog posted:Which one were you, the ugly one? look, maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. MondayHotDog?
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Jan 27, 2014 07:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Captain Foxy, what’d you do, get a haircut or something? Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, I know what it is. Probably misses his old glasses.
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Jan 27, 2014 07:22
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Everything Counts posted:Probably misses his old glasses. No one must know I dropped them in the toilet; not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accord... 
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Jan 27, 2014 07:28
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Everything Counts posted:New glasses? Nice shoes, uh... two-feet.
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Jan 27, 2014 07:41
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Nice shoes, uh... two-feet. Now THAT is psychiatry!
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Jan 27, 2014 08:58
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this on my drive to work this morning: 
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Jan 27, 2014 09:51
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It's not... usual! If there were a law, it'd be against it.
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Jan 27, 2014 10:16
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MondayHotDog posted:It's not... usual! If there were a law, it'd be against it. He enjoys the company of men.
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Jan 27, 2014 14:21
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Hey, what gives? You said Troy McClure was sleepin' wit da fishes!
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Jan 27, 2014 14:26
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Elfface posted:Hey, what gives? You said Troy McClure was sleepin' wit da fishes! People don't do that sort of thing with fish.
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Jan 27, 2014 14:29
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Dad, what's a muppet?
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Jan 27, 2014 16:44
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railroad terror posted:Dad, what's a muppet? Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... but man  ...so to answer your question, I don't know. 
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Jan 27, 2014 18:17
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railroad terror posted:Dad, what's a muppet? Elmo knows where you live.
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Jan 27, 2014 18:34
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railroad terror posted:Dad, what's a muppet? Mr railroad terror, what does DNA stand for? 
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Jan 27, 2014 22:53
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But they never ruined their fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges.
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Jan 28, 2014 00:43
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She's faking it.
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Jan 28, 2014 01:13
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Thanks for taking me to the game, Weekend Dad!
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Jan 28, 2014 01:54
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Writer Cath posted:Thanks for taking me to the game, Weekend Dad! I love you too, Pepsi.
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Jan 28, 2014 02:17
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Tokelau All Star posted:I love you too, Pepsi. I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coal and drink naught but burning hot cola...
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Jan 28, 2014 02:21
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Mister Kingdom posted:I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth may I go straight to hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coal and drink naught but burning hot cola... Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub?
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Jan 28, 2014 03:38
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? Want me to turn on the bubbles?
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Jan 28, 2014 08:06
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Elmo knows where you live. Who can? 
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Jan 28, 2014 08:40
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Who can? Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you? 
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Jan 28, 2014 12:40
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Frink posted:Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. 
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Frink posted:Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, it's my job, right? 
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