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# ? Jan 28, 2014 03:38 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:07 |
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B
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 03:40 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:06 |
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Are you suggesting that we place our balls into the mouth of the cave? Are we tea-bagging this cave?
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:14 |
Volmarias posted:Are you suggesting that we place our balls into the mouth of the cave? Our balls certainly hit those asses.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:17 |
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F
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:25 |
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Soon we will be Balls deep in that cave. (someone had to say it)
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:52 |
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Just so long as we don't let them go diving into every inviting hole we come across, we should be fine.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:56 |
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F but form up at Uriah so he's not on his own for long I just know we're going to balls this up.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 04:58 |
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We have to go Ball to the (cave) wall on this one, goons.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 05:00 |
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The cave looks like it goes deep underground. I say we go in there with everyone and everything we got and go balls deep into this cave.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 05:07 |
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F Lets show some discipline in our first team battle.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 05:08 |
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F, but hurry to Uriah and tell him to get his rear end back in formation.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 05:24 |
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F - Maximum noise; Spears on shields/battle cries/whatever Our ambush has probably made them think there's a shitton more of us than what there are, so let's keep it that way and not let them realise they actually outnumber us But leave some guards with the supply train with Snarls as our link
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:00 |
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So we need to get our Balls into line and our rear end into formation?
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:01 |
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F They are likely trampling all over each other right now, let's advance in an orderly fashion and kill as many as we can.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:02 |
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How big would a cave need to be for over a hundred goblins to live in it? I appreciate Uriah's initiative, but I don't want him to get lost or fall into a whole. He doesn't even have a torch. Also voting for "URIAH, GET YOUR rear end BACK HERE!"
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:08 |
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Later we need to have a conversation about discipline. Uriah is fighting Might style, which is great, but will get the non-Mighty killed.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:25 |
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F. Hold the BALLS BRIGADE! FORM LINE! BALLS BRIGADE! FORWARD MARCH! FOR EL AND ZEPATH! Try playing a high note on our flute as a signal.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 06:27 |
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ucking keep it together, Uriah
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 07:00 |
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Lets not be dumb on what's supposed to be our practice run.Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:How big would a cave need to be for over a hundred goblins to live in it? I appreciate Uriah's initiative, but I don't want him to get lost or fall into a whole. He doesn't even have a torch. We're gonna have to have a talk with Uriah after this is over.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 07:36 |
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Double post for vote count! F - - - - 27 all else- 9 This vote has started out strong and stayed that way with F way beyond all others. Potential Minivotes Shout for... Drag Uriah back to formation if we have to (7) MAKE NOISE (2) Flute Time~(1) Later... Discipline chat later (3) DCBomB fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 28, 2014 |
# ? Jan 28, 2014 07:50 |
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maxhush posted:F - Maximum noise; Spears on shields/battle cries/whatever This. Also, I agree on having a chat with Uriah later. We intended these goblins to be a stand-in for minotaurs and other more intimidating creatures. If he does this with minotaurs, he'll be dead before he knows it. Let's be gentle about it, though. He's young and longing for glory, and we never actually told him this was supposed to be a dry run.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 08:18 |
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Also: Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:How big would a cave need to be for over a hundred goblins to live in it? I appreciate Uriah's initiative, but I don't want him to get lost or fall into a whole. He doesn't even have a torch.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 09:18 |
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:How big would a cave need to be for over a hundred goblins to live in it? I appreciate Uriah's initiative, but I don't want him to get lost or fall into a whole. He doesn't even have a torch. This with F
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 10:47 |
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Zybourne Clock posted:This. And to be fair, for most of his life he's been taught that the mightiest man running out front and beating monsters to death with their own legs is the right and proper thing to do. Then he's had 6 weeks of training telling him to stay in formation. He's only 14, this sort of thing is exactly why we didn't want to bring Danal. Unlike Lullya we know how to be a good big brother, so I'm sure we'll find a way to make this a teachable moment without alienating the kid. We don't need him to stay in formation because he's one of the youngest, we need him to stay in formation because many of our other men are not strongly blooded, and we don't want them to get hurt.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 10:49 |
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F with Enkidel taking the lead.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 14:17 |
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Fuck yeah!
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 14:58 |
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A Merciful El, they still outnumber us 3 to 1! Don't let them escape and regain their courage. As long as we keep up the pressure they'll stay shattered and fall like wheat before the scythe. Never ever ever let a defeated opponent escape in a rout unless you really want to have to fight him again.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 16:15 |
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Even if the goblins outnumber us 10 to 1, I think we will be ok. We just can't let them surround us and swarm all over us like some sort of green tide. I forgot to vote: Deadly Ham Sandwich fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jan 28, 2014 |
# ? Jan 28, 2014 16:49 |
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F The goblins don't stand a chance against our formation. The big danger right now is losing group cohesion and getting lost and separated.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 17:25 |
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paragon1 posted:F The goblins don't stand a chance against our formation. The big danger right now is losing group cohesion and getting lost and separated. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBcIWhEUbPY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqBcIWhEUbPY
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 17:40 |
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Count updated.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 18:49 |
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A. ELLLLLLLL!!!!!
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 20:48 |
Voting is closed.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 23:15 |
Diogines posted:Voting is closed. Goblins gonna die.
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# ? Jan 28, 2014 23:37 |
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And today we learn that goblins grow into trolls if they live long enough. Going to run into a bunch of trolls in a cave. Actually, we really don't seem to know much about any of the monsters, other than they need killin'. After our bride price is paid, I would like to go along with just Snarls to track and observe monsters. Maybe we could learn more about how to find them, kill them, or capture them.
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# ? Jan 29, 2014 00:56 |
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:And today we learn that goblins grow into trolls if they live long enough. Going to run into a bunch of trolls in a cave. Live monsters would probably be worth quite a bit on the open market. They'd make way better sacrifices than livestock.
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# ? Jan 29, 2014 00:58 |
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Everyone knows if you cage goblins they will never starve!
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# ? Jan 29, 2014 01:02 |
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:And today we learn that goblins grow into trolls if they live long enough. Going to run into a bunch of trolls in a cave. We'll find out that goblins are just short green people, no more inherently evil than the rest of humanity. Sure, they are hostile now, but that's because the xenophobic descendants of Labaras have been genociding the gently caress out of them for centuries.
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# ? Jan 29, 2014 01:07 |