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ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

The PSP Over/Under is at zero.

I like those odds

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Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

And I'm dead.



Pretty sure the English language doesn't currently have the words to properly describe how much I'd mark out if any of this happened.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Black Is Black posted:

What are the odds that is this a giant giant giant work?

John Cena seems like the only current WWE employee to acknowledge it (somewhat) on twitter. If Cena talks about it, it's a work!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Occupy Japan posted:

Pretty sure the English language doesn't currently have the words to properly describe how much I'd mark out if any of this happened.

BIG GUY
BIG NAPS

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

MassRafTer posted:

The PSP Over/Under is at zero.

I say under.

It's a negative work. We're working Punk.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

quote:

Ryan Reeves ‏@Ryback22 36m
Symptoms of Feed Me Moronitis r quick losses, delusions of WWE Championships, fear of knocking on bosses door n handshakes w/ no eye contact

quote:

Curtis Axel
I know some other symptoms Big Guy! Are you a man who acts as if he has lady parts? @Ryback22

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

It's like he's Rybacks bully underling who just can't cut it as top bully.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


kidcoelacanth posted:

It's like he's Rybacks bully underling who just can't cut it as top bully.

Ryback is the big dog, and Axel is the tiny annoying dog that hangs out with him.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Great White Hope posted:

Ryback is the big dog, and Axel is the tiny annoying dog that hangs out with him.



"Hey Ryback! You wanna go beat up someone on Main Event? Let's go beat up Los Locales!"

skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jan 31, 2014

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Curtis Axel is kewl

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Push Ryback until he's the last man on the roster (because everyone else will have concussions).

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

skaboomizzy posted:



"Hey Ryback! You wanna go beat up someone on Main Event? Let's go beat up Los Locales!"

I really, really want this to be their gimmick so bad. Make Axel Ryback's toadie, Like Scut Farcus and Grover Dill from A Christmas Story.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

sticklefifer posted:

I really, really want this to be their gimmick so bad. Make Axel Ryback's toadie, Like Scut Farcus and Grover Dill from A Christmas Story.

There's only one Scut Farcus/Grover Dill analog in the WWE right now.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The only difference is that Grover actually intimidated his opponents. "RAAARRRRRRRR!!!"


And in case nobody in PSP has ever spotted it, my username is an obscure reference.

One of the gibberish words the Old Man yells at the furnace. :ssh:

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
Mods please change my name to nottafinga. (It was all I could muster.)

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

sticklefifer posted:

I really, really want this to be their gimmick so bad. Make Axel Ryback's toadie, Like Scut Farcus and Grover Dill from A Christmas Story.

I could only dream of that. It's too awesome for WWE to actually do.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Mick you card

Mick Foley ‏@realmickfoley
Ladies & gentlemen, @CMPunk is BACK...in the 2nd issue of my @WWE comic book, out today http://twitpic.com/dtwcw2 Sorry, guys #DickMoveByMick

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
I can't stop laughing at the six pack. Jesus Christ Mick, be a little more realistic.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Rand McNally posted:

I can't stop laughing at the six pack. Jesus Christ Mick, be a little more realistic.

Mick's not doing the art, and the artist is... really limited.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

It looks like CM Punk and Batista did the fusion dance.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

Endorph posted:

It looks like CM Punk and Batista did the fusion dance.

I was gonna say Punk and Orton, or maybe Chris Masters

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

I was gonna say Punk and Orton, or maybe Chris Masters

With a dash of Freddie Mercury.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I do like the YES graffiti though.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

The interior art, from what I've seen of it, looks a lot better than the cover art. I need to pick these up soon.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Randy Orton is wearing pants!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Randy Orton can do a better Macho Elbow than Punk can.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Bard Maddox posted:

Randy Orton can do a better Macho Elbow than Punk can.

Looks more like a Flying Armpit

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




He's trying to RKO the beard on the wall.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Randy Orton is wearing pants!

On the cover of #3, it shows Cena and Orton tied up and loomed over by the Wyatts. It's funny because Orton's not wearing pants and Cena's wearing a t-shirt with himself on it, which doesn't really jibe with the, "noirish retellings of wrestling personalities" gimmick of the series.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT

Writer Cath posted:

With a dash of Freddie Mercury.

I was gonna say Orton/Barrett. It's a comic CAW.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



kidcoelacanth posted:

The interior art, from what I've seen of it, looks a lot better than the cover art. I need to pick these up soon.

It really isn't.

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

Colt Cabana's Twitter posted:

My fear of rejection stems from my past & current history of rejection

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Ratedargh posted:

Colt Cabana posted:

My fear of rejection stems from my past & current history of rejection

Stop being so bitter!

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

This doesn't seem to have been posted, unless i missed it, it should be on every page forever from now on though.


quote:

Ryan Reeves ‏@Ryback22 10h
Big Guy Big House Big Poster
http://youtu.be/KrggiRE7eDE

canada jezus fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Feb 1, 2014

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It was in another thread but it still rules.

BigT
Oct 22, 2004

Ryback is pretty much the most unintentional funny guy on the roster...although I'm not sure if hes just crazy or just doesn't give a poo poo, either way I'm entertained by the guy so hes doing his job.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



sticklefifer posted:

I really, really want this to be their gimmick so bad. Make Axel Ryback's toadie, Like Scut Farcus and Grover Dill from A Christmas Story.

This was the exact gimmick of Harvey Wippleman and Big Bully Busick.

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!

BigT posted:

Ryback is pretty much the most unintentional funny guy on the roster...although I'm not sure if hes just crazy or just doesn't give a poo poo, either way I'm entertained by the guy so hes doing his job.

I think it's very hard to call Ryback's recent Twitter antics "unintentional." The dude is pretty obviously going out of his way to have fun and play off of the people who hate him.

He's still a dangerous worker who shouldn't be on television until he can stop injuring people with basic moves, but he's at least a more entertaining one than he was three months ago.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

Dusty Rhodes posted:

ok ! more people ask why are u not at SXSW , I guess @wwe thanks me and willie to old ! I no lets take Cena . ok then.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

#dreammovement. We Want Dusty

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