The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Writer Cath posted:

This pea soup is as weak as the quoting, and nowhere near as hammy.

How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini! :v:

# ? Feb 3, 2014 18:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:31

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!

"This is horrible."
"The Simpsons Quote Thread has sunk to a new low."

# ? Feb 3, 2014 19:15

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Captain Foxy posted:

But what to do with poor, poor Striking Yak? Too crazy for Boy's Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. Child was an outcast.So we did the only humane thing. Chained him up in the attic like an animal and feed him a bucket of quote heads once a week.

We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck halfway and now we have to feed it.

# ? Feb 3, 2014 19:37

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!

Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's! And twice as fragrant!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 20:01

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Bjay9 posted:

Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It's chowdah. Say it right!

I can't believe they stuck us in Taxachusetts!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 20:07

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!

Stupid quote! Be more funny!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 20:29

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

Stupid quote! Be more funny!

It turns out the zebra did it. :geno:

# ? Feb 3, 2014 20:32

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

jscolon2.0 posted:

It turns out the zebra did it.

I didn't do it.

# ? Feb 3, 2014 21:10

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Stupid quote! Be more funny!

Goons will like what I tell them to like.

# ? Feb 3, 2014 21:19

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Captain Foxy posted:

But what to do with poor, poor Striking Yak? Too crazy for Boy's Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. Child was an outcast.So we did the only humane thing. Chained him up in the attic like an animal and feed him a bucket of quote heads once a week.

Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 21:25

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Striking Yak posted:

Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster!

I'm living in a cuckoo clock!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 21:41

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

IMJack posted:

I'm living in a cuckoo clock!

I'm a torso!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 22:20

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Man Alive! posted:

I'm a torso!

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!

# ? Feb 3, 2014 22:33

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tokelau All Star posted:

Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's! And twice as fragrant!

But I was using my whole rear end.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:23

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Mister Kingdom posted:

But I was using my whole rear end.

Here's an impression of Mister Kingdom that you might find a little cheeky.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:47

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

But I was using my whole rear end.

Lumber... we need lumber.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:49

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hogburto posted:

Lumber... we need lumber.

Sanjay to the entrance, with the Windex...

Sanjay to the entrance, with the Windex.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

I didn't do it.

We call this the cone of ignorance.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:53

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

We call this the cone of ignorance.

then the stupider Goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 00:57

Jackie D: May 27, 2009; Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.

CatchrNdRy posted:

then the stupider Goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

You wanna know what I think???

# ? Feb 4, 2014 01:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

then the stupider Goons would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Oh, gosh darn it, I just don't understand the situation.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 01:20

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Jackie D posted:

You wanna know what I think???

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!

# ? Feb 4, 2014 01:21

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

AKA Driver posted:

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!

# ? Feb 4, 2014 01:23

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh, gosh darn it, I just don't understand the situation.

TRUTH IS BEAUTY! BEAUTY TRUTH SIR!

# ? Feb 4, 2014 01:30

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CatchrNdRy posted:

TRUTH IS BEAUTY! BEAUTY TRUTH SIR!

How do numbers make you feel? What does a plus sign smell like? Is the number seven odd, or just different?

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:02

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

AKA Driver posted:

Here's an impression of Mister Kingdom that you might find a little cheeky.

Hello, I'm Doctor Cheeks. I've been making my rounds, and I'm a little behind.

Apropos of nothing:

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:15

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:18

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Tokelau All Star posted:

How do numbers make you feel? What does a plus sign smell like? Is the number seven odd, or just different?

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:25

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Captain Foxy posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action...

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:29

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Captain Foxy posted:

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That's a right triangle ya idiot! :argh:

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:30

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Pierce and Pierce posted:

That's a right triangle ya idiot!

PI IS EXACTLY THREE

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:32

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Hogburto posted:

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action...

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:42

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hogburto posted:

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action...

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple: Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

# ? Feb 4, 2014 02:42

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

What's going on here?! And I want the non-gay explanation! :argh:

# ? Feb 4, 2014 03:04

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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