The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

We were talking about chocolate.

That was ten pages ago! :mad:

# ? Feb 4, 2014 19:07

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:29

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

MondayHotDog posted:

That was ten pages ago!

Something quoted... not good...

# ? Feb 4, 2014 22:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

Enough of your borax, poindexter! A man's life is at stake! We need action...

That's your problem. You're living up here. You should be living down here, in the impulse zone.

# ? Feb 4, 2014 23:19

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Cm'ere a minute.

You cm'ere a minute.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 01:37

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's your problem. You're living up here. You should be living down here, in the impulse zone.

This quote really opened my eyes...I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.

By nagging you when you post foolish things, I just enable your life script.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 02:16

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

This quote really opened my eyes...I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.

By nagging you when you post foolish things, I just enable your life script.

And that sends me into a shame spiral.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 02:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hogburto posted:

You cm'ere a minute.

I don't know why, but I just didn't feel comfortable until I was back here in TV IV with my own kind.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 02:56

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I don't know why, but I just didn't feel comfortable until I was back here in TV IV with my own kind.

They were looking at me... with their eyes.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Hogburto posted:

They were looking at me... with their eyes.

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:20

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

Ah, snowmen have peepers. Peepers to watch. To watch for a moment of weakness and then BAFF comes the knock in the head and we're down!

Can we do it without the fork in the eye?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:24

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

And that sends me into a shame spiral.

I feel so full of... what's it called, the opposite of shame?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:25

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hogburto posted:

You cm'ere a minute.

Oh yeah?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:34

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh yeah?

Something wrong, Yank?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 03:42

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh yeah?

I'll KILL YOU! :lol:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 04:00

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Hogburto posted:

I'll KILL YOU!

So how about a hug? :zombie:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 04:08

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Hogburto posted:

I'll KILL YOU!

_{_{You're gonna get such a beating...}}

# ? Feb 5, 2014 04:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

And that sends me into a shame spiral.

what an odd thing to say

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:30

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

This quote really opened my eyes...I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.

By nagging you when you post foolish things, I just enable your life script.

I know those words, but that post doesn't make any sense. :raise:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:47

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I know those words, but that post doesn't make any sense.

It's a perfectly cromulent quote.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 05:59

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Writer Cath posted:

It's a perfectly cromulent quote.

cromulent? It can't be cromulent! Nor can it be acceptable, fine, or ...
Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 07:29

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

mrfart posted:

cromulent? It can't be cromulent! Nor can it be acceptable, fine, or ...
Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity!

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 07:31

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

mrfart posted:

cromulent? It can't be cromulent! Nor can it be acceptable, fine, or ...
Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity!

Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 08:10

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Hogburto posted:

I'll KILL YOU!

Well Hogburto, you won, so I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement. Here's your turtle, alive and well.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 09:55

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

It's a perfectly cromulent quote.

You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 16:46

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful.

Before, before! You're living in the past Deviant! Quit living in the past!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 16:55

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?

Shut up Shut up Kiss my butt Shut up Go to hell Go to hell

# ? Feb 5, 2014 16:56

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Shut up Shut up Kiss my butt Shut up Go to hell Go to hell

Peace on Earth
X-ray specs
Peace on Earth
X-ray specs
Peace on Earth
X-ray specs

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

Peace on Earth
X-ray specs
Peace on Earth
X-ray specs
Peace on Earth
X-ray specs

Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa need braces
Dental plan
Lisa need braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 5, 2014

# ? Feb 5, 2014 17:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Shut up Shut up Kiss my butt Shut up Go to hell Go to hell

Hey Drink-Mix, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap boobs crap!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 18:05

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Hey Salvatore! Give the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 20:16

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Here... this-a-fell on the floor.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 20:42

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Tokelau All Star posted:

Hey Salvatore! Give the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!

How come Tokelau All Star gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

# ? Feb 5, 2014 20:45

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How come Tokelau All Star gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

I'm going outside... to stalk.... MondayHotDog and Writer Cath.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

How come Tokelau All Star gets to do that and I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

You tell him for me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:21

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You tell him for me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:38

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You tell him for me that he makes one great mozzarella stick.

Oh, this just in ... Powersauce is amazing! :haw:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:40

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, this just in ... Powersauce is amazing!

Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce! :black101:

# ? Feb 5, 2014 21:54

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce!

Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ah... Steakie!

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Don't forget to clean under the jowls. That spot is club med for mildew.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:19

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:29

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Frink posted:

Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ah... Steakie!

We call it the Good Morning Burger.

# ? Feb 5, 2014 22:26

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