The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ehh, put a pan down there.

Heeeyyy there Miss Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 16:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:59

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Captain Foxy posted:

Heeeyyy there Miss Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore!

The efforts of this Captain Foxy has turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere 3-mile island!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 17:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

The efforts of this Captain Foxy has turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere 3-mile island!

We prefer to call it an "unrequested fission surplus."

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:13

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

We prefer to call it an "unrequested fission surplus."

Aww no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:22

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Daktar posted:

Aww no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.

Mmm, corn! Haven't had that in a while.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:26

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Mmm, corn! Haven't had that in a while.

yes delicious corn

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:35

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

CatchrNdRy posted:

yes delicious corn

I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:46

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Luigi Thirty posted:

I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids!

Like the ones that let our Olympic athletes achieve their best?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 19:55

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:41

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Captain Foxy posted:

Heeeyyy there Miss Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore!

I can wait all

# ? Feb 11, 2014 20:58

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Who wants to see me hit some dingers!?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 21:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Who wants to see me hit some dingers!?

♪ MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH, MY DING- ♪

# ? Feb 11, 2014 22:00

Daktar: Aug 19, 2008; I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Jerusalem posted:

♪ MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH, MY DING- ♪

You see that ping sound means the spit was on target. Now you try!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 22:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

♪ MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH, MY DING- ♪

THIS THREAD IS OVER!!! :mad:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 22:55

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

THIS THREAD IS OVER!!!

Correction, the only thing over is this thread!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 23:24

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

So this is what is sounds like . . . when doves cry! :cry:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 23:36

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RIP Shirley Temple Black

# ? Feb 11, 2014 23:53

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Mister Kingdom posted:

RIP Shirley Temple Black

tappa tappa tappa

# ? Feb 11, 2014 23:56

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

Correction, the only thing over is this thread!

# ? Feb 12, 2014 00:34

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

RIP Shirley Temple Black

If she's so smart how come she's dead?

# ? Feb 12, 2014 01:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Daktar posted:

Aww no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke.

Daktar, I'll tell you what I told Redford. It ain't gonna happen.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 01:55

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Daktar, I'll tell you what I told Redford. It ain't gonna happen.

The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!

# ? Feb 12, 2014 03:29

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

♪ MY DING-A-LING! MY DING-A-LING! I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH, MY DING- ♪

Hide your shame!

# ? Feb 12, 2014 03:34

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!

You can't lose the pie. The pie's your heart.

# ? Feb 12, 2014 03:37