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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Hogburto posted:

Oh lunchlady, please to have another sloppy jimbo?

das is good ya?

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FishMist
Apr 24, 2005

*sniff sniff*
don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

In fact, you might even say we just "ate Uter" and he's in our stomachs . . . right now!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You can't seriously expect us to swallow this tripe?!

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

In fact, you might even say we just "ate Uter" and he's in our stomachs . . . right now!

One of our posters is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

jscolon2.0 posted:

One of our posters is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
I'm not a zombie. But hey, when in Rome...

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Hogburto posted:

I'm not a zombie. But hey, when in Rome...

It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies!

That's the house?!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

In fact, you might even say we just "ate Uter" and he's in our stomachs . . . right now!

Pass me another hunk of copilot.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Pass me another hunk of copilot.
And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!



Ooooh, Meryl Steep's Versatility.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Ooooh, Meryl Steep's Versatility.

Smell like Streep for cheap!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!



A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos!




Sorry, No Homers!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Sorry, No Homers!

But you let in HomerFoxtrot!

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Deviant posted:

But you let in HomerFoxtrot!

It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
:sigh: I've suffered so long, why can't I die?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

:sigh: I've suffered so long, why can't I die?

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
Well to be honest, the ray only has evil applications.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Father, give me legs.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Hogburto posted:

Well to be honest, the ray only has evil applications.

Alright, Dr. Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



jscolon2.0 posted:

Alright, Dr. Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain!
:ohdear:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Just to the right...

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mister Kingdom posted:

Just to the right...



...Can I go now?

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Deviant posted:

...Can I go now?

♫ I want to go to Mt. Splashmore!
Take me, take me, take me, take me now!
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Mt. Splashmore, take me there right now! ♫

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Happy Whacking Day!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Alright, Dr. Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain!

:mad: But all my stuff is there!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

:sigh: I've suffered so long, why can't I die?

Ohhhh, why won't anything kill me? :sigh:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ohhhh, why won't anything kill me? :sigh:

With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Ainsley McTree posted:

With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!
Magic ticket my rear end, McTree! :mad:

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Magic ticket my rear end, McTree! :mad:

They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty Klump Bar with almonds.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty Klump Bar with almonds.

Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Magic ticket my rear end, McTree! :mad:

Maria! My mighty heart is breaking!

...

I'll be in the Humvee :smith:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

VogeGandire posted:

Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!

Thank you, come again! :downs:

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

mrfart posted:

They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty Klump Bar with almonds.

You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth Krusty burger!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth Krusty burger!

Ever seen a sandwich that could take a BITE out of YOU!?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth Krusty burger!

I like those odds.

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

I like those odds.

You have a gambling problem!

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