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Writer Cath posted:Lumber Organized quote posting has been called a lumbering dinosaur....
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We need lumber.
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Jerusalem posted:Organized quote posting has been called a lumbering dinosaur.... This enormous woman will devour us all!
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Mar 11, 2014 00:07
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Jerusalem posted:Organized quote posting has been called a lumbering dinosaur....  Who keeps saying that?
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Mar 11, 2014 00:07
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Ainsley McTree posted:This enormous woman will devour us all! OK, my producer is telling me to stop speaking to you...
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Mar 11, 2014 00:15
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Jerusalem posted:Skeesix this isn't the time! You're not the time, Jerusalem! You're not the time!
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Mar 11, 2014 00:15
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jscolon2.0 posted:You're not the time, Jerusalem! You're not the time! A part of us all! A part of us all! A part of us all!
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Mar 11, 2014 00:55
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Ainsley McTree posted:This enormous woman will devour us all! That's a pretty big caboose for a baby.
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Mar 11, 2014 01:17
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Man Alive! posted:A part of us all! A part of us all! A part of us all! My job! Being repetitive is my job!
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Mar 11, 2014 01:18
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Man Alive! posted:A part of us all! A part of us all! A part of us all! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
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Mar 11, 2014 01:24
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Mister Kingdom posted:You don't win friends with salad! Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here!
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Mar 11, 2014 01:25
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here! You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup. It tastes like ketchup. But brother, it ain't ketchup! 
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Mar 11, 2014 01:28
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MondayHotDog posted:Hey, I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here!  I'm in way over my head.
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Mar 11, 2014 01:31
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Mister Kingdom posted:You don't win friends with salad! Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports!!!
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Mar 11, 2014 01:39
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JetsGuy posted:Sports, sports, sports, sports, JetsGuy, Mister Kingdom gets to ride up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports.
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Mar 11, 2014 01:40
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MondayHotDog posted:JetsGuy, Mister Kingdom gets to ride up in the front seat today because he's a good guy at sports. 
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Mar 11, 2014 01:43
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Do you have my teef?
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Mar 11, 2014 01:45
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do you have my teef? ...no.
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Mar 11, 2014 01:48
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Look JetsGuy lost his shin guard! HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE!
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Mar 11, 2014 01:56
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TMMadman posted:Look JetsGuy lost his shin guard! HACK THE BONE! HACK THE BONE! Hey! The incision must be made below the blockage! Below!
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Mar 11, 2014 02:39
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do you have my teef?  This sodie makes my teef hurt.
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Mar 11, 2014 03:43
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do you have my teef? Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's teeth!
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Mar 11, 2014 04:04
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And there's only one toilet, and they make you all go at the same time.
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Mar 11, 2014 06:13
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Added extra clap; not college material.
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Mar 11, 2014 07:10
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IMJack posted:Added extra clap; not college material. Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.
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Mar 11, 2014 10:42
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IMJack posted:Added extra clap; not college material. Tappa tappa tappa.
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Mar 11, 2014 12:28
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Eventually, I just gave up and stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the '80s, and no one noticed.
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Mar 11, 2014 13:30
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Jorghnassen posted:Eventually, I just gave up and stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the '80s, and no one noticed. Ms. Pac-Man struck a blow for women's rights, and a young Joe Piscopo taught us all how to laugh. 
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Mar 11, 2014 14:54
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Ms. Pac-Man struck a blow for women's rights, and a young Joe Piscopo taught us all how to laugh. Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood. People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel. And I was in a barbershop quartet.
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Mar 11, 2014 15:57
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JetsGuy posted:Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood. People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel. And I was in a barbershop quartet. Baby on boaaard...
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Mar 11, 2014 16:13
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Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!
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Mar 11, 2014 17:42
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JetsGuy posted:Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood. People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel. And I was in a barbershop quartet. It was in the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s. It was a wonderful time: the Iraq War was over once and for all, a struggling Matt Groening created Futurama, and young people believed in their dreams thanks to a TV show called Melrose Place...
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Mar 11, 2014 17:57
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It was in the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s. It was a wonderful time: the Iraq War was over once and for all, a struggling Matt Groening created Futurama, and young people believed in their dreams thanks to a TV show called Melrose Place...
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Mar 11, 2014 18:29
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Elfface posted:Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car! Out of my way JERKASS 
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Mar 11, 2014 18:50
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Spiffster posted:Out of my way JERKASS Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk. Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas gas!
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Mar 11, 2014 19:20
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Alcohol Fueled cars eh?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It was in the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s. It was a wonderful time: the Iraq War was over once and for all, a struggling Matt Groening created Futurama, and young people believed in their dreams thanks to a TV show called Melrose Place... My story begins in 19-diggity-three. We had to say diggity, because the Kaiser had stolen our word for fourty. I chased that rascal for diggity six miles to get it back... 
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Mar 11, 2014 19:48
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JetsGuy posted:My story begins in 19-diggity-three. We had to say diggity, because the Kaiser had stolen our word for fourty. I chased that rascal for diggity six miles to get it back... Highly dubious!
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Mar 11, 2014 19:53
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Crackerman posted:Highly dubious! Pipe down fatty! Too much Pie, that's your problem!
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Mar 11, 2014 19:59
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Skeesix posted:Pipe down fatty! Too much Pie, that's your problem! Wrinkly jibberish? 
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JetsGuy posted:My story begins in 19-diggity-three. We had to say diggity, because the Kaiser had stolen our word for fourty. I chased that rascal for diggity six miles to get it back... they took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes. At least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes...
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