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JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
North Carolina's anus is bleeding!

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer


Oh my god, Penguin Cheney and Simple Chimp Bush?

This should be a daily comic strip.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

Yeah, IIRC Carter (or Ford) put them up there and then Reagan tore them down. Though with the tiniest bit of fairness to Reagan, it was probably the idea of one of the cronies he put into position rather than himself.

Wasn't Reagan basically a crony himself?

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

JaggerMcDagger posted:

North Carolina's anus is bleeding!


The Democrats want to stop the juice that makes NC a red state stop leaking out?

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004

zoux posted:

Yeah except the people complaining didn't understand what the cartoon was trying to say and then fell all over each other trying to be the first to snark it.

I get it, but the third panel really is "some gizmo" and contradicts his point. Because modern law really does need to be very specific and technical, but making up a word salad suggests that it's actually capricious and making the situation sound more complicated than it really is. Reading the comic without reading his mind, it sounds like he's saying we don't need these dumb specific laws because "free speech" and "liberty" should cover it.

Internet Webguy posted:


Another "The government isn't doing enough!" message for Americans For Limited Government. They really should stop paying him for these.

Branco's so weird about how he depicts everybody, whether he agrees with them or not, as ugly sour slobs who look like they haven't felt a moment of joy in their life. It's not entirely a bad thing to avoid cheap symbolism like that, but does the common denominator need to be "clearly suicidal"?

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Rorus Raz posted:

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Ah, I guess we just have to check baggage to find the plane.

Sadly if we had checked Amelia Earhart's luggage for IEDs she might still be with us today :(

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Wizard of Oz posted:

I get it, but the third panel really is "some gizmo" and contradicts his point. Because modern law really does need to be very specific and technical, but making up a word salad suggests that it's actually capricious and making the situation sound more complicated than it really is. Reading the comic without reading his mind, it sounds like he's saying we don't need these dumb specific laws because "free speech" and "liberty" should cover it.

If that were the message of the cartoon it would mean Bors supports legalized upskirt photos. The point of the cartoon is "it's stupid to defer to the FOUNDERS on everything because they didn't anticipate any of our modern problems." It's really, really, REALLY obvious, guys.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

The Wizard of Oz posted:

I get it, but the third panel really is "some gizmo" and contradicts his point. Because modern law really does need to be very specific and technical, but making up a word salad suggests that it's actually capricious and making the situation sound more complicated than it really is. Reading the comic without reading his mind, it sounds like he's saying we don't need these dumb specific laws because "free speech" and "liberty" should cover it.


Branco's so weird about how he depicts everybody, whether he agrees with them or not, as ugly sour slobs who look like they haven't felt a moment of joy in their life. It's not entirely a bad thing to avoid cheap symbolism like that, but does the common denominator need to be "clearly suicidal"?

Listen, not everyone is devoid of love and happiness in Branco's world...

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Rorus Raz posted:

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Ah, I guess we just have to check baggage to find the plane.

Do they really have blind people checking passports? Why are they doing it outside right before they get on the plane instead of inside the airport terminal? Not screening cargo could be explained by laziness, but why label the transport vehicle in that case?

None of this is acceptable. I'm never flying Overseas Air again.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
Dunno if this was posted, but Tim Kreider posted a new comic to go with an essay he wrote for Al Jazeera:



http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/3/5/personal-essay-thewarthatnevercame.html

Ed: Whoops, thought it was new.

Lance Streetman fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Mar 12, 2014

Mitsuo
Jul 4, 2007
What does this box do?
I see Kreider is still overrated.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lance Streetman posted:

Dunno if this was posted, but Tim Kreider posted a new comic to go with an essay he wrote for Al Jazeera:



http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/3/5/personal-essay-thewarthatnevercame.html

That's hardly new; he did that one originally way back in 2007

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Mitsuo posted:

I see Kreider is still overrated.

Look he drew Reagan getting the ol' posthumous stake, alright?

I don't like everything he did but we just did this with Bors so let's please not do it again for at least 10 pages okay?

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Mitsuo posted:

I see Kreider is still overrated.

Like hell he is! Welcome back, Floating Head Of Patrick Duffy and Putin Rears His Head.



Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

OldTennisCourt posted:

Reagan tearing the solar panels off the White House is one of the most shithead moves ever.

Please tell me later presidents put them back.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Meat Recital posted:

Please tell me later presidents put them back.

Surprisingly, W put a few back up in 2003, and Obama added quite a few more in 2011.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Meat Recital posted:

Please tell me later presidents put them back.

Obama did.

^^^^^ Oops, I was mistaken

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Surprisingly, W put a few back up in 2003,

See, you liberals need to stop demonizing GWB.

quote:

and Obama added quite a few more in 2011.

As a clear insult to the memory of Ronald Reagan.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

I'm taking a break from the thread for a bit (want lots of pages to read when I meet up with my dad later this month), but when I saw this I couldn't help myself. Presenting the greatest obituary cartoon ever-

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Mellow Seas posted:

If that were the message of the cartoon it would mean Bors supports legalized upskirt photos. The point of the cartoon is "it's stupid to defer to the FOUNDERS on everything because they didn't anticipate any of our modern problems." It's really, really, REALLY obvious, guys.

It's not obvious, which is why several posters expressed confusion about what it was trying to say. Bors threw together a bunch of different technologies and issues, some of which are tech-related and some of which aren't, some of which involve actual debates and some of which don't. He then doesn't quote the actual content of the bill of rights, but uses some buzzwords. It would make sense as a criticism of people abusing the founding fathers' words by just asserting "freedom" and "liberty", but all the prior content serves to obscure that point. Even the folks posting to say how they liked the comic aren't entirely in sync about what it meant. It is, in fact, A Bad Comic.

If Bors had wanted to make the point you mention, he should have used a single example of technology not matching originalism, and followed through on it, or given several short examples of modern scenarios not matching direct constitutional quotations. As it stands, it's just a list of things that don't tie together, and a strawman of both the bill of rights and originalism. Imagine if this comic just involved pseudo-Jefferson describing the Edward Snowden case, or Trayvon Martin. The last panel would be unchanged, the same point would be made, and it would have a much stronger impact.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Mar 12, 2014

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004

Mellow Seas posted:

If that were the message of the cartoon it would mean Bors supports legalized upskirt photos. The point of the cartoon is "it's stupid to defer to the FOUNDERS on everything because they didn't anticipate any of our modern problems." It's really, really, REALLY obvious, guys.

No it wouldn't, it would mean that he disagreed with the judge's decision because the Bill of Rights clearly (according to the plain reading of the cartoon) is incompatible with allowing upskirt photos. It wouldn't even be in the running for top twenty dumbest concepts in political cartoons for this day. It would just be completely not the intent of the author, which makes this a bad cartoon, which is not the end of the world. We mock cartoons for employing metaphors poorly all the time. I couldn't care less that it's a liberal doing it.

Don't complain that people are having trouble seeing your point of view when you're making no effort at all in understanding other people's point of view. It's incredibly unpersuasive.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Mitsuo posted:

I see Kreider is still overrated.
The political cartoons thread is a horrible two-faced monster, alternately praising and damning its favorites.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012




MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
The rare pro-twerking political cartoon.

Not an improvement.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Did he trace Myley, or is some poor porn actress gonna sue for misuse of property?

The Wizard of Oz
Feb 7, 2004


Oh Snafu's back to this same ol' point, is he?

Man, Damon and Pythias is a deep cut even for a political cartoon from the 1800s. And I have no idea what the hell's going on. In the story, Pythias was sentenced to death but wanted to see his home one last time, so Damon took his place in prison with a time limit for Pythias' return. Pythias gets waylaid by pirates and barely makes it back before Damon is executed, and the king pardons Pythias for being a good friend. The dog is Damon, I guess? Pythias is the rat in rat heaven who's eating a big ol' plate of spaghetti, instead of saving his friend from his fate of lying on a dais while other rats look at him? And this has something to do with San Francisco. Your edit makes more sense, and it doesn't make any sense.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

WarpedNaba posted:

Did he trace Myley, or is some poor porn actress gonna sue for misuse of property?

Look at that pose and her face. If that isn't some chick getting railed from behind, then, uh...I guess I need to watch more porn?

FeculentWizardTits fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Mar 12, 2014

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Nap Ghost

Some Guy TT posted:

I'm taking a break from the thread for a bit (want lots of pages to read when I meet up with my dad later this month), but when I saw this I couldn't help myself. Presenting the greatest obituary cartoon ever-



Bush Did Bummer. The truth is there


WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Son of a bitch, he did up and trace Myley! Look at her hair, she's still got those weird little twintail stubs!

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012


Yeah.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Gross. Assless white girls twerking is the least sexy thing in the world.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Sadly not the least timely reference Muir has made

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013


Maybe it's a Francisco Scaramanga reference.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
MacKay had an uninspiring cartoon about Hockey Night in Canada, and then followed it up with this masterpiece:



Canada just signed a new free trade agreement with South Korea that a lot of people in Ontario are worried will do serious harm to our auto industry due to losing all tariffs on imported Korean cars, while non-tariff barriers like fierce nationalism in purchasing preferences will prevent us from a corresponding increase in sales to Korea. On the other hand, it's great for natural resource exports which are what the current Conservative government thrives on. So yeah.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Wait, isn't she supposed to be the mechanically inclined one? I'm calling you out, Muir!

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


JaggerMcDagger posted:

Listen, not everyone is devoid of love and happiness in Branco's world...

"
This is still amazing to me. "Al Jazeera? That's one o' dem ARAB NAMES! TERRISTS! :bahgawd:"

Mmann
Dec 1, 2007

Kyoon Was Right
12/21/12

I would trade any and all of Ontario for an alpaca.
Alpacas own.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


JT Jag posted:

Wait, isn't she supposed to be the mechanically inclined one? I'm calling you out, Muir!

What about this cartoon could possibly give you the impression that she isn't?

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Rygar201 posted:

What about this cartoon could possibly give you the impression that she isn't?
Oh I completely misread the comic as Redhead Waifu twerking the charger and Zed having to tell her no, it's tweaking

I'm still calling out Muir for something else though

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