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XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

You know, I still get emails from Daily KOS, and it occurs to me that Animal Nuz, terrible as it is, is a pretty good fit for how blindly cheerleading that website is.

When the first Anthony Wiener crotch pic scandal broke out, they went into full on conspiracy theory mode. They had this hilariously elaborate article wherein they examine the picture and see that the watch is on the right hand, instead of the left, and showed several photos of Wiener wearing his watch on the left. Then they said this indicates that the photo was flipped, or seen through a mirror. Then they pointed out that the aspect ratio of the picture was unusual, which indicates it'd been cropped. So they concluded that someone had taken a photo of someone's crotch, from across the room at the gym.

Then they started talking about how the person who released the photo had once been a moderator of a porn forum, and they explained that "Who but a pornographer would take a clandestine photo of someone else's crotch in a mirror from across the room?"

I really wish I'd saved that article, because as soon as Wiener admitted that it was him and he'd taken the picture, they scrubbed it off their site.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

XyloJW posted:

I hadn't considered it like this, and this interpretation really explains a lot. His complaints about being systematically censored from newspapers (he thinks they are all well aware of his past, instead of just oblivious to him and think his cartoons are made by a 12 year old), his complaints about censorship from Daily Kos ("I've been drawing Obama like that for years, so why all of a sudden are they crying racist? It's because I criticized his NSA policy!" when really it's because people never saw his poo poo before), his ludicrous eBay dates he used to auction off (starting price $2000 if you live in another country, no interaction guaranteed).

It all makes sense if he thinks that he's world (in)famous instead of struggling to break through the mainstream.

The one place I think Ted Rall might not have been a douchebag was in the "have lunch with me" auction. It was so ridiculous and silly and funny (you pay; i might not even talk to you; i'll give you a book, but i get to pick) that I have to believe that was a joke. Everything else about him seems like not-joke terrible behavior, though.

bassguitarhero
Feb 29, 2008

corn in the bible posted:

You know, I still get emails from Daily KOS, and it occurs to me that Animal Nuz, terrible as it is, is a pretty good fit for how blindly cheerleading that website is.

Daily KOS is unabashedly pro-Democrat and that's not anything they try to hide. Markos has even said that the site's mission is to further the campaigns of Democratic politicians as opposed to left-leaning ideals.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Ted Rall 'exclusive' because no one else wants to talk to him. I have no idea why anyone would bring on a political cartoonist to talk about NSA spying on your computer anyway.

Stanos
Sep 22, 2009

The best 57 in hockey.
Yeah you can fault Daily KOS for a lot of things but at least you know where they stand. If it helps Democrats, they are there. For better or worse.

Of course this gets ridiculous once in a while but you can count on them to blindly fight for anything that helps the Blue Team.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

CampingCarl posted:

Ted Rall 'exclusive' because no one else wants to talk to him. I have no idea why anyone would bring on a political cartoonist to talk about NSA spying on your computer anyway.

Rall claimed that there were emails in his Gmail inbox that were marked read that he had never read. This, he said, was because the NSA were spying on him. I guess RT believed that.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Stanos posted:

Yeah you can fault Daily KOS for a lot of things but at least you know where they stand. If it helps Democrats, they are there. For better or worse.

Of course this gets ridiculous once in a while but you can count on them to blindly fight for anything that helps the Blue Team.
Their only problem is that they are openly partisan. That's what the Republicans do better: a lot of right-wing media clearly has a conservative bent, but they don't flat out admit that they are doing it for the sake of supporting the Republican party. Because DailyKos admits they are working on behalf of the Dems they are a lot easier to dismiss.

I mean, I'd prefer a world where everyone clearly labeled what they actually were: Fox News disclosed that they are an organ of the Republican party and so forth, but as long as this is the world we live in where news and dogma are mixed, you have to be cutthroat.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

Rall claimed that there were emails in his Gmail inbox that were marked read that he had never read. This, he said, was because the NSA were spying on him. I guess RT believed that.

Because everyone knows you can't 'un-read' an email, right? Once you read it, boom, it's done, can't go back. Stupid NSA should have known that.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
A subscription to Patter Magazine Reader's Digest was mistakenly sent to me, was I ever surprised to find this in there:



1) Admitting that capitalism is a failure that leaves hundreds of thousands of employees in all working classes impoverished?

2) Democracy is fragile? :monocle:

3) Tim Kreider? They do know he makes awesome things that would outrage their fuddy duddy readership, right?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Rorus Raz posted:


I am me as I am me as I am me
And I am always better
See how I draw like gold from a straw see how I try
I'm lying

Sitting in the bedroom waiting for the chicks to come
Smarter than an Ebert, stupid Daily Kos page
Prez you been a naughty boy. You let your drones grow strong
I am the Begman, I am the Begmen
I am the Rallrus, poo-poo poo doo

Panels lovely dialog making GBS threads, pretty little dialog in a row
See how I bawl like Hitler in Downfall, my fans are dumb
I'm lying, I'm lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
I'm lying, I'm lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying

Bloody matter custard dripping from a smart stud's wart
Hello Kitty playwright typographic chieftain
Boy you been a naughty girl, I drew your knockers down
I am the Begman, I am the Begmen
I am the Rallrus, poo-poo poo doo

Sitting in a weekly paper waiting for the sum
If the sum don't come
You get a ban from printing in the weekly rag
I am the Begman, I am the Begmen
I am the Rallrus
poo-poo poo doo poo-poo poo pee doo

Tillman kill men joking mopers
Don't you see my Roker laugh at you?
See all it pile like bricks on a Bri, see all my pride
I'm lying

Similar to Groening drawing like a super power
Luminary penman slinging fairy wisdom
Man you should have seen me kicking Hellman n' the Art
I am the Begman, I am the Begmen
I am the Rallrus
poo-poo poo doo poo-poo poo pee doo
poo-poo poo doo poo-poo poo pee doo
poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy
poopy doo doo
poopy doo doo


Someone had better record this because otherwise I'll have to and it will sound like garbage.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Oh, this is too beautiful. RT is a Kremlin-controlled propaganda outlet. They used to be able to fake legitimacy a few years ago, but nowadays they can only get honest-to-goodness anti-american conspiracy theorists on. Tedd Rall is finally moving up in the world! Well, sideways.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Bores linked this on his facebook:






If anyone finds the content of this too complex I can explain it for them using small words.

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
I don't mind big words, but if you could do it with less words, that'd be ideal.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012

XyloJW posted:

I don't mind big words, but if you could do it with less words, that'd be ideal.

"Racists care about weird and dumb things for dumb reasons."

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

XyloJW posted:

I don't mind big words, but if you could do it with less words, that'd be ideal.

Does this mean you're making the thread German language-only?

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

MisterBadIdea posted:

Recently, someone explored the archives of The World Today Just Nuts, and revealed that its creator is a hardcore feminist (if that's even the right word. "Female chauvinist" maybe?) who opposes Barack solely out of loyalty to Hillary, and also liked Palin a lot.

I feel that that bit of info doesn't really jibe with this most recent cartoon.

I told you it was a never-ending puzzle and now you've slipped down the rabbit hole. I warned you about the world being just nuts, bro.

Anyway, here is the commentary about his drawing of David Duchovny.

isaiah posted:

Drawing Rachel Maddow?

That face is ugly.

Did you see her on Seth Meyers this week?

Between his ugly face and her ugly face, it was a battle of the TV uglies.

The comic was about how the talk show host tried to pretend she was news.

She's not even public affairs.

She's a talk show host. Like Merv Griffin or Montel Williams.

So the media making fun of Sarah Palin was an affront to femininity but everyone saying Rachel Maddow looks like a dude is immediately forgiven because she isn't attractive enough to be a news anchor?

Or maybe he's just sexually attracted to both Palin and Hilary? Like I said, never-ending puzzle.

1
What? is right. I guess Bish saw a musical.

2
Again, what?

3

4
This Chinese cartoonist is unhappy that Obama is raising the government's revenue. And uses Ramirez's style guide.

5
Ah, yes, Mark Zuckerberg AKA Lil' Stick Arms.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003


Good grief, I had to look it up, but apparently this is actually a thing that's happening :psyduck:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3332064/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

e: I wonder if they'll keep this part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_at9dOElQk

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Horsey has nothing but contempt for modern news media. He basically considers them glorified tabloids and tends to refer to them as the "Tabloid Media"

01

I really love the imagery of this one. The song scans fairly well up until the end, too.

02

03

04

05

06

07

Coming up later today: Politics!

E: Forgot one of my favorite cartoons in the book

08

Just sitting here on my tiny little mountain cottage.

SwimmingSpider fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Mar 16, 2014

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Am I supposed to feel bad about how cable TV is developing infrastructure?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Mar 16, 2014

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

2
Again, what?

Man, Gonzaga as a Cinderella school is so ten years ago. Now they're just consistently one or two and done.

Also, Liechtenstein as the #2 seed? Come on, man.

hexwren fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Mar 16, 2014

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Rooney Mara is the whitest girl on earth now? Did Nicole Kidman die or something?

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Internet Webguy posted:

5
Ah, yes, Mark Zuckerberg AKA Lil' Stick Arms.

I guess he spent all his money on t-shirts with his name on?

I can understand why they have the labels for people who might not be instantly recognizable, but why not try to work in their name more naturally, like have them sat at a desk, with a name plaque or something, rather than LABEL.

The worst ones are where they label really obvious ones, like Obama. Do they think people are going to see a drawing of a middle aged black man in a drawing about the president and think "gee, whose that?". Even with some of the awful Obama drawings, you can tell it's him by the context.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Mitt Romney? :raise:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

pretense is my co-pilot

OldMemes posted:

The worst ones are where they label really obvious ones, like Obama. Do they think people are going to see a drawing of a middle aged black man in a drawing about the president and think "gee, whose that?". Even with some of the awful Obama drawings, you can tell it's him by the context.

Well how are people 100 years from now supposed to know who it is? Jeez.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Really didn't expect to see a cartoon about this. I like this guy.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

colonel_korn posted:

Good grief, I had to look it up, but apparently this is actually a thing that's happening :psyduck:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3332064/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_2

e: I wonder if they'll keep this part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_at9dOElQk
edit: wait I got all confused, I thought it was saying that they were casting the actress from the ORIGINAL movies, not the Hollywood remake. It's still dumb though. The whole idea seems dumb.

Come to think of it, how does Hollywood make movies starring generic native Americans (cast right or not) anymore, anyway? The Lone Ranger was a disaster, and now we're back into arguments about sports team names again. I thought the age where they could get away with that was past.

Samurai Sanders fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 16, 2014

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

TheDeadlyShoe posted:

Well how are people 100 years from now supposed to know who it is? Jeez.

Because, obviously, we'll have had 100 more years of old white dudes as president at that point. We elected Obama, racism's over, we don't need to prove it by electing non-whites anymore. Bring on the pallid century!

Lord, please don't let me be right.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER


I don't think there's a large chance this will ever happen (beyond the fact that change.org is lovely as a tool for actual change). The only case it's happened afaik is apartheid era South Africa, but even then I'm pretty sure FIFA gave them like 15 years before they finally suspended them.

Also IDF Soldiers = Israeli soccer team? That's the same kind of disingenuous comparison as the Palestinian team to Hamas members. But hey, I'm kind of biased here, so my opinion about this isn't worth much anyways.

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Internet Webguy posted:

1
What? is right. I guess Bish saw a musical.

When I think 'Musical that is currently relevant in pop culture'...

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

A Meat posted:

I don't think there's a large chance this will ever happen (beyond the fact that change.org is lovely as a tool for actual change). The only case it's happened afaik is apartheid era South Africa, but even then I'm pretty sure FIFA gave them like 15 years before they finally suspended them.

Also IDF Soldiers = Israeli soccer team? That's the same kind of disingenuous comparison as the Palestinian team to Hamas members. But hey, I'm kind of biased here, so my opinion about this isn't worth much anyways.
IDF soldiers represent the interests of the Israeli state and the Israeli football team represent the Israeli state in football. It would be the same kind of disingenuous comparison if Hamas targeted Israeli football players - which they don't.

Anyway, the reason why nothing will happen is because FIFA is a corrupt monster of an organisation and Sepp Blatter can only maintain an erection if he thinks about all the misery he's caused in the world.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Bores linked this on his facebook:






If anyone finds the content of this too complex I can explain it for them using small words.

My big question about the casting of Michael B Jordan as the Human Torch is not why they cast a black man as a white character - hell, it worked so well for Nick Fury that the comics changed his race. No: my question is why they cast a white woman as his sister.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Jedit posted:

My big question about the casting of Michael B Jordan as the Human Torch is not why they cast a black man as a white character - hell, it worked so well for Nick Fury that the comics changed his race. No: my question is why they cast a white woman as his sister.

They changed Nick Fury into Samuel L Jackson before they made any of the live action movies.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Jedit posted:

My big question about the casting of Michael B Jordan as the Human Torch is not why they cast a black man as a white character - hell, it worked so well for Nick Fury that the comics changed his race. No: my question is why they cast a white woman as his sister.

Nick Fury in the Marvel Ultimates comics was based on Samuel L Jackson before the movies.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Jedit posted:

My big question about the casting of Michael B Jordan as the Human Torch is not why they cast a black man as a white character - hell, it worked so well for Nick Fury that the comics changed his race. No: my question is why they cast a white woman as his sister.

Multi-racial families? What sort of insane nonsense is that?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


rodbeard posted:

They changed Nick Fury into Samuel L Jackson before they made any of the live action movies.

socialsecurity posted:

Nick Fury in the Marvel Ultimates comics was based on Samuel L Jackson before the movies.
Ultimate Nick Fury was SLJ before the movies, but after they came out, regular continuity Fury was replaced by his SLJ-lookalike illegitimate son, who conveniently changed his name to "Nick Fury Jr."

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XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

R. Mute posted:

IDF soldiers represent the interests of the Israeli state and the Israeli football team represent the Israeli state in football. It would be the same kind of disingenuous comparison if Hamas targeted Israeli football players - which they don't.

Anyway, the reason why nothing will happen is because FIFA is a corrupt monster of an organisation and Sepp Blatter can only maintain an erection if he thinks about all the misery he's caused in the world.

Can you give me a link to a good article about this? I hadn't heard of it.

The foot thing, not FIFA itself.

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