The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

I can't believe you don't shut up!

Don't go there!

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Don't go there!

Is that your.... FINAL ANSWER!?! :smug:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 03:58

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Is that your.... FINAL ANSWER!?!

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken tonight!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:03

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight, chicken tonight!

Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z.

Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:06

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Is that your.... FINAL ANSWER!?!

You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked game show!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked game show!

I ratted on everybody and got away scott-free! :hfive:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:18

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

Do over Ham posted:

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

My campaign is a disaster, Do over Ham.
:argh:

I hate the goons so much!

If only they'd make me mod.
:argh:

I'd make 'em pay!

Aw, Do over Ham, how do I make 'em like me?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

FishMist posted:

My campaign is a disaster, Do over Ham.
I hate the goons so much!
If only they'd make me mod.
I'd make 'em pay!
Aw, Do over Ham, how do I make 'em like me?

You know those quotes where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those! :smug:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 04:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

I ratted on everybody and got away scott-free!

I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer. We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 05:54

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer. We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Frankie The Squealer.

I ain't saying nothing!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 05:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

I ain't saying nothing!

You gotta squeal on them boy, run to every mod you can and squeal your heart out!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 06:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

I ain't saying nothing!

Alright, alright. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 06:22

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright, alright. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?

Das ist nicht ein Booby!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 07:45

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Alright, alright. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone?

This is just between you and me, crushed hat!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 08:02

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

TMMadman posted:

I ain't saying nothing!

Woah, woah, woah, who says I have a mother?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 08:13

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

You gotta squeal on them boy, run to every mod you can and squeal your heart out!

Jerusalem, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! ...except the weasels.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 10:45

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

You gotta squeal on them boy, run to every mod you can and squeal your heart out!

Lowtax hears ye, Lowtax don't care.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 13:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Elfface posted:

Woah, woah, woah, who says I have a mother?

That sailor suit doesn't fit any more!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 14:35

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

MondayHotDog posted:

That sailor suit doesn't fit any more!

I didn't tap all those Morse-code messages to the Allies till my shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds. :arghfist:

Moneypenny Dreadful fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 19, 2014

# ? Mar 19, 2014 14:46

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

[edit]
You know those posts that are like, double posts?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 14:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

That sailor suit doesn't fit any more!

Well not with that attitude!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 14:52

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

[edit]
You know those posts that are like, double posts?

APPROVED.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 16:10

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

Deviant posted:

APPROVED.

Chocolate Microscopes?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 16:12

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Spiffster posted:

Chocolate Microscopes?

APPROVED.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 16:12

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen... I want to hire a whole new staff!!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 16:20

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen... I want to hire a whole new staff!!

Rats!? This is an outrage! You promised me dog or better!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 16:28

AlliedBiscuit: Oct 23, 2012; Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Spiffster posted:

The cafeteria staff is complaining about mice in the kitchen... I want to hire a whole new staff!!

Bones�so brittle. But I always drink plenty of�. Malk?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 17:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

AlliedBiscuit posted:

Bones�so brittle. But I always drink plenty of�. Malk?

Creamed eels? Corn nog? Wadded beef?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 20:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Creamed eels? Corn nog? Wadded beef?

We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 20:08

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food. You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce.

You gotta improvise, CharlieFoxtrot: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust....

# ? Mar 19, 2014 20:19

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Arctic Baldwin posted:

Das ist nicht ein Booby!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 21:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Hogburto posted:

It's a pornography thread. I was posting pornography. :downs:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 21:06

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

You shouldn't post in that thread CharlieFoxtrot. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 22:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I didn't tap all those Morse-code messages to the Allies till my shoes filled with blood to just roll out the welcome mat for the Reds.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 23:13

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Jesus, Mary and glavin! These shoes are in the off position!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 23:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What are you talking about? They're clearly turned on!

# ? Mar 19, 2014 23:49

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

What are you talking about? They're clearly turned on!

code:

Hello Jerusalem
You're quite good
at turning
me on.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 00:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

You shouldn't post in that thread CharlieFoxtrot. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.

Daddy's special medicine (which you must never, ever use because it will ruin your life) lets daddy see and hear magical things that you will never, ever experience... ever!

# ? Mar 20, 2014 00:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Man Alive! posted:

code:

Hello Jerusalem
You're quite good
at turning
me on.

Man Alive!, there's not a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that :stare:

.....well, good night! :tipshat:

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's a pornography thread. I was posting pornography.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 01:42

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