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Call Me Charlie posted:Ant was making noises throughout the whole thing like he thought it was all douchey bullshit. Yep. I skipped it after listening to it for a little and the first thing Opie joked about when they came back from break was "that went well." Ant & Opie thought the segment sucked but it wasn't Jimmy's fault the guy he brought in wasn't good on radio.
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:I love it when people get all lawyery about what exactly is and isn't racism. It's like how I love when people jump to "THAT'S RACIST!" when someone describes what actually happened!
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Di on her health "I take vitamins" Jimmy "That's like going through Hiroshima with a broom"
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Ant and Jimmy both had killer one liners with Di today. Ant's Dr. Frankenstein shot was great.
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My favorite thing is the exasperation in everyone's voices when Marion just keeps on chatterin
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Is On Demand down for anyone else?
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livingfruitvirus posted:Is On Demand down for anyone else? Yep, it seems to be a widespread issue.
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Google Butt posted:My favorite thing is the exasperation in everyone's voices when Marion just keeps on chatterin President and CEO of missedyourpoint.com
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lady di's sympathetic nervous system is drink-hosed to the point where new information about an unfamiliar television show creates a fight or flight response
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Di managed to creep out Rick Harrison, a guy who works in a 24 hour pawn shop just off the Vegas strip. A guy who has seen all kinds of crazy, awful poo poo in his life. That's impressive.
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Gonz posted:Di managed to creep out Rick Harrison, a guy who works in a 24 hour pawn shop just off the Vegas strip. A guy who has seen all kinds of crazy, awful poo poo in his life. Well they did paint her face to look like loving Jigsaw from the Saw series without any explanation to him. I'd be creeped out too.
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ozza posted:My all-time favourite Patrice moment with dumb girls is when he started asking some Penthouse models to "name two chess pieces". Brilliant. I don't even remember thus and this is one of the funniest things I've heard/read.
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I find it disgustingly hilarious how Lady Di actually thinks that Colin is into her.
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Lady Di on the after show just surpassed the entire week. She just randomly admitted to getting a dishonorable discharge from the navy because she kept leaving the base without permission to go to motels to eat pizza and drink soda with random men from bars. I just... I don't even... what?  e: SHE WAS IN A MOTÖRHEAD VIDEO???!!!! Is this real life? UncleMonkey fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Mar 21, 2014 |
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UncleMonkey posted:Lady Di on the after show just surpassed the entire week. She just randomly admitted to getting a dishonorable discharge from the navy because she kept leaving the base without permission to go to motels to eat pizza and drink soda with random white cis men from bars. I just... I don't even... what?
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I was just thinking about one of my favorite Patrice moments the other day, when he was describing how you die in Call Of Duty... "and then they give you a quote from some famous war guy. 'War is crazy poo poo!" -Alexander The Great"
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UncleMonkey posted:Lady Di on the after show just surpassed the entire week. She just randomly admitted to getting a dishonorable discharge from the navy because she kept leaving the base without permission to go to motels to eat pizza and drink soda with random men from bars. I just... I don't even... what? The even crazier part was Di asking her parents to wire her some money so she could get back home to New Jersey and deciding "eh, I'd rather go to San Francisco" instead.
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Kevyn posted:I was just thinking about one of my favorite Patrice moments the other day, when he was describing how you die in Call Of Duty... Classic. The one Patrice quote I always have rewind like ten times over is his "THIS loving GUY IS SMART AS SHIIIIITTTTTTTTT. YOU MOTHER FUCKER." to Michio Kaku
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Call Me Charlie posted:The even crazier part was Di asking her parents to wire her some money so she could get back home to New Jersey and deciding "eh, I'd rather go to San Francisco" instead. Listening to O&A go over this Monday, with Jimmy being back too, is going to be great.
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UncleMonkey posted:Yeah seriously. Or how she'd just keep going back to the Navel base after being kicked out to get laid and also because she liked looking at the boats and wanted to be on one... which, you know, she was until she got kicked out for continuously going AWOL because she didn't like being stationed in Florida. 
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Lovechop posted:Classic.
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Lovechop posted:Classic. Could listen to this all day, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lr5dRVSb-Q
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My fave Patrice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJRUkuCQWK0 "And he had to dooo what he haaad too dooo..."
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Is beer really 3.5% abv out in New York? It seemed very odd to my Western ears that Natty Ice was some sort of super strong beer at 5.something percent.
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Bud is 5% abv except in Utah and maybe 1 or 2 other states that keep beer regulated at 3.5%. (NY is not one of those states.) Natty Ice is 5.9% abv. It's also 50% cheaper and 1000% more disgusting than Budweiser.
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bigman.50grand posted:Natty Ice is 5.9% abv. It's also 50% cheaper and 1000% more disgusting than Budweiser. In the US, anyone who drinks a lot of Natty Ice or Icehouse is either an alcoholic or a dumbfuck dudebro who wants to get hammered faster. Even when I was in college we'd get a 6 pack of half-decent beer and save the Beast or whatever other swill we chose until we were 6 in. Here in North Carolina they raised the allowable ABV from 6% to 15% in 2005, which has resulted in a nice little brewing boom full of tasty and affordable craft beers.
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Listening to the Greg Gutfeld interview at the moment. What is it about conservative humour that is always so deeply unfunny? It just always comes across as so brazenly and proudly hateful. A lot of what Greg (and Ant when he gets on a tear) says seems to boil down to "I think I would know if I was being racist / homophobic / a jerk". There's some sort of weird defensiveness when it comes to admitting your own ignorance.
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ozza posted:Listening to the Greg Gutfeld interview at the moment. What is it about conservative humour that is always so deeply unfunny? It just always comes across as so brazenly and proudly hateful. A lot of what Greg (and Ant when he gets on a tear) says seems to boil down to "I think I would know if I was being racist / homophobic / a jerk". There's some sort of weird defensiveness when it comes to admitting your own ignorance. All humor comes from having a very critical eye of insight, and conservative humor lacks that completely, making it ultimately pointless. Which is a shame, because Ant really has some comic chops. Too bad he can't get over his problems with women and other races and just hone that skill.
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The most annoying thing about Greg Gutfeld is his fake voice.
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Man this thread is full of hipsters, go write a performance art about it
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I love how he basically was saying "YOU SHOULD ALL DO MANUAL LABOR TONS OF JOBS" when he himself gets on TV and talks for a living. "YOU ALL ARE NEVER GOING TO SUCCEED". I am sure that is the mentality he used to get where he is today. gently caress it, don't try to be anything, just go pave roads you loving losers.
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I'm surprised Ant took the Fox News stance on legalizing weed (not yesterday with Dan Soder, but a few weeks ago). I think it was before the tax stats came out, but he was really condescending and said "Yeah, I don't know about legalizing weed. We don't need a stoned populous." About 10 seconds later he came to his senses a bit and said "Well, I guess if you weren't smoking before you probably won't now, and if you smoke now you'd do it anyway..." Still pretty interesting how he instantly went with the Fox mentality though. Now his reasoning for not legalizing weed is "If you put dispensaries in areas with inner-city crime, a thug will assault you for your weed outside." I guess we should probably get rid of ATMs in cities too, Ant.
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Found these two old school clips via the R&F subreddit. Opie & Anthony interacting with Fez circa 2000. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SNc5_YYdE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C8nTcby-LI
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Why has Jeffrey Gurian got anything to do with R&F? He's a loving terrible comedian, sucks on the radio and one time i was listening he started shiteing on about "positive energy" or some other pseudo-science horseshit. Also, he speaks like a deaf person.
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spudsbuckley posted:Why has Jeffrey Gurian got anything to do with R&F? He's a loving terrible comedian, sucks on the radio and one time i was listening he started shiteing on about "positive energy" or some other pseudo-science horseshit. I guess he's networked to the gills with comedians but yea, he's basically radio poison. He sais something last week when Esther Ku was on that made me think she was sleeping with him, which would be creepy and weird. "Let me tell you about the time I met Woody Allen in an annoying campy New York accent. Also, did you know I used to be a dentist?" Smugworth fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Mar 22, 2014 |
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spudsbuckley posted:Why has Jeffrey Gurian got anything to do with R&F? He's a loving terrible comedian, sucks on the radio and one time i was listening he started shiteing on about "positive energy" or some other pseudo-science horseshit. I have no idea why Ron us being loyal to him. It's not like they need Gurian to get in these comics. They could get in any comics they wanted based on a) all their connections through O&A; and b) Ron has major name recognition anyway. Comics make no secret of wanting to hang with him on the show. At one point, Otto was repeatedly tweeting about how badly he wanted to be on Unmasked (and he was and it was awesome). Other comedians have been eager to do it too. There is no way they need Gurian. No way. The only explanation I can come up with is Ron tried something, the listeners hated it (especially on Reddit), and now he's acting out of spite. I hate Gurian. All he does is tell the same story over and over 500 times and talk over every comedian he brings in. He's never made me laugh even once.
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It's as simple as Ron knowing him from his strip mall comedy days and Gurian being their unpaid booker. They get good comedy guests with no effort and Gurian gets to pretend like he has his own radio show. The guy's radio poison but I understand why Ron does it. J Greedy posted:"Let me tell you about the time I met Woody Allen in an annoying campy New York accent. Also, did you know I used to be a dentist?" "I know you two are comedy legends but let me butt in to tell this long, embarrassing story about how I use to carry bread around with me as the hackiest joke ever. And don't worry about hurting my feelings with your hushed whispers because I'm completely tone deaf!" I'm almost convinced he's a coke dealer or something. I just can't see why comics would tolerate him otherwise. Call Me Charlie fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Mar 23, 2014 |
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Greg Gutfeld is an unfunny middle-act hack who does conservative blackface because it's the only way he can have a career. See also: Stephen Crowder, whose marquee moment was getting punched in the face by a union member.
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