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More like Jozy Can't-hit-a-barn-dore
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Apr 9, 2014 10:24
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Jozy is going to a team with a proud history of nurturing American talent, such as Claudio Reyna and DaMarcus Beasley. I am, of course, talking about Rangers
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Apr 9, 2014 11:05
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surrender posted:Jozy is going to a team with a proud history of nurturing American talent, such as Claudio Reyna and DaMarcus Beasley. I'm pretty sure he'd get stabbed if he went north of the border with that lazy attitude.
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Apr 9, 2014 11:11
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red_blip posted:Did I mention the buttered sponge bath scene with Eddie Johnson yet? Is it from the Fanfiction anthology with this cover? 
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Apr 9, 2014 11:46
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serious gaylord posted:I'm pretty sure he'd get stabbed if he went north of the border with that lazy attitude. I don't know. It's not exactly unheard of for some complete poo poo players to go to Scotland, score a few goals against non-league standard opposition and be hailed as world class. Kris Boyd for example, alright at kilmarnock, decent for rangers, then moved to a real league and managed gently caress all with Boro, Forest, that Turk team and somehow even managed to fail playing for the timbers. All of a sudden he's back in the sunday league of scottish football and he's doing alright again.
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Apr 9, 2014 11:49
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Imagine Jozy on a constant diet of munchy boxes
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Apr 9, 2014 12:05
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Dunban posted:Imagine Jozy on a constant diet of munchy boxes I don't think we have to imagine that
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Apr 9, 2014 12:06
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Bogan Krkic posted:He's going to come back to MLS and play for Toronto and you're going to cry He'd discover triple pork poutine and be dead within a week
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Apr 9, 2014 15:46
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pizzaman5000 posted:man, he sure is one epic fail player. I think you are right puchu.
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Apr 9, 2014 16:20
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:He'd discover triple pork poutine and be dead within a week 
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Apr 9, 2014 16:56
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IS this just like a collection of meat?? Or are there freedom fries or something under
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Apr 9, 2014 17:04
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Omnikin posted:IS this just like a collection of meat?? Or are there freedom fries or something under The poutine is under there, roughly 4 inches under the meat or so.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:05
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SIX TOOL poutine? That might be too much even for Jozy.
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Apr 9, 2014 17:31
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*Jozy comes out to Real American, legdrops wayne rooney, cups his ear to each side of the stadium*
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Apr 9, 2014 17:33
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Omnikin posted:IS this just like a collection of meat?? Or are there freedom fries or something under fries gravy and curd cheese underneath
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:He'd discover triple pork poutine and be dead within a week I'm channeling my inner Jozy just thinking about this.
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Apr 9, 2014 18:26
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:fries gravy and curd cheese underneath This + that meat collection sounds amazing
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Apr 9, 2014 20:27
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Curd rhymes with turd which is jozy.
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Apr 9, 2014 20:29
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It occurred to me today that the reason the Jozy fan club mentions Everton so much is because Donovan went on loan there, so they may have watched a handful of games and know nothing else about any other team
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Apr 9, 2014 21:01
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:It occurred to me today that the reason the Jozy fan club mentions Everton so much is because Donovan went on loan there, so they may have watched a handful of games and know nothing else about any other team Stoke too. Makes you think.
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Apr 9, 2014 21:18
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surrender posted:Jozy is going to a team with a proud history of nurturing American talent, such as Claudio Reyna and DaMarcus Beasley. If jozy could be half as good for us as claudio reyna was he would be beloved by all our fans
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Apr 9, 2014 21:41
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serious gaylord posted:I'm pretty sure he'd get stabbed if he went north of the border with that lazy attitude. Given rangers fans love of bad players who try incredibly hard this is true. *marvin andrews, kenny miller and filip sebo come in with everything we need for returning to the spl*
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Apr 9, 2014 21:43
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Thirteenth Step posted:I don't know. Kris boyd is less fat than jozy.
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Apr 9, 2014 21:44
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I'm real glad Liverpool didn't buy Dempsey
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Apr 9, 2014 22:15
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No doubt the Jozemeister's phone will be blowing up after Barca's champions league exit, they really could've used a five-tool striker out there. It was noble of him to try and save Crapperland but they just don't want to be helped. Mes que un U.S. Men's Athlete of the Year.
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Apr 9, 2014 22:24
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Here's a reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/22mhb3/if_the_premier_league_had_a_worst_player_of_the/
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[–]ArsenalTossAside01 141 points 3 hours ago Oh!!! Who Lives in the Box and Cant Make a Shot... Jozy Altidore! He Jogs Down the Side and Hits his shots Wide... Jozy Altidore! Looks Tall and Athletic but his Strikings Pathetic... Jozy Altidore Jozy ALtidore! Joooooozyyyy Altidore! permalink load more comments (1 reply)
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Apr 10, 2014 00:19
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Timbers Jim posted:I think Eredivisie is that wheat beer they sell at wetherspoons but I'm not sure Timbers Jim posted:Jozy should go get a job in Kwik-fit since he has so much experience with spare tyres
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Apr 10, 2014 00:24
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Let it never be said that football is dead 'Cause there's so little else occupying my head There is nothing I need except the function to breathe But I'm not really fussed, doesn't matter to me Jozy, Jozy, Jozy, Jozy Aha-aha-aaa Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya Aha-aha-aaa Know what ya doing, doing to me? Aha-aha-aaa Jozy, Jozy, Jozy, Jozy Aha-aha-aaa
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Apr 10, 2014 00:41
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Dunban posted:Imagine Jozy on a constant diet of munchy boxes I'll take "Any Given Tuesday" for $200, Alex.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:47
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Stop your messing around Better think of your future Time you straightened right out Creating problems in town Jozy, a message to you Jozy, a message to you
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Apr 10, 2014 03:22
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To me, coming from you, Jozy is a four letter word. poo poo is the only part of the word That I heard. Call me a troll or absurd. But to me, coming from you, Jozy is a four letter word.
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Apr 10, 2014 04:15
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Apr 10, 2014 04:17
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if we leave it, he might eat it* though *it could mean anything not just food
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Apr 10, 2014 04:23
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I don't know why images like that seem to have sonic in them. There must be some weird sonic internet culture I'm missing.
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Apr 10, 2014 04:25
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YES!
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Apr 10, 2014 04:26
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Hahahah oh my god
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Apr 10, 2014 04:35
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sonatinas posted:I don't know why images like that seem to have sonic in them. There must be some weird sonic internet culture I'm missing. You have no idea
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Lol, someone's been at his wiki
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